View Full Version : I worship a rock
whocares123
2005-08-05, 15:40
This summer hasn't been one of the best..spending most of my time alone because well, I guess I have no friends.
To pass the time, I was outside the other day doing yardwork. It was pretty hot and sunny, but I felt fine, until all of a sudden, I got dizzy and was able to lay down in the grass. I felt a pounding pain on my forehead, and probably went in and out of consciousness. I'm guessing this lasted a few minutes.
When it was over, I looked across the yard and the first thing I saw was a small, distinct rock. It seemed to be telling me that it had saved me, so I took it inside and I keep it now, thanking it for everything good that happens to me, consulting it for advice, and asking forgiveness when I do wrong.
Is all of this normal? It is when you think about it.
Paradise Lost
2005-08-05, 17:58
At least you have evidence the rock exists. So it's not that insane. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
Phrensied Rabbits
2005-08-05, 21:11
Kickass.
And nobody here can pretend they haven't done that at least once ,(^_^< )
godofjacob
2005-08-06, 12:42
You only go as far in life as what you worship has. I doubt a rock has healing abilitys, that rock better be healing my ass out of debt to take it in and worship it.
Phrensied Rabbits
2005-08-06, 17:46
well, that's asking a lot considering that it just saved your life... http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
and what kind of spiritual goal is making money for anybody?
jsaxton14
2005-08-06, 18:33
I pray to a tree in my front yard. I haven't collected statistics, but I think it answers more of my prayers than god ever did.
Clarphimous
2005-08-06, 19:17
I remember ArmsMerchant talks to rocks. I think they tell him people's fortunes or something.
joecaveman
2005-08-06, 20:46
what kind of rock?
crazed_hamster
2005-08-06, 21:35
Cool. Now give it a name, write a book about it. BUild a giant fucking temple/church/mosque charge a couple hundred bucks per person to enter and touch the sacred rock, and you have a world religion. Oh, you also have to be the only person to actually hear what the rock says.
piewalker101
2005-08-06, 23:23
quote:Originally posted by whocares123:
I felt a pounding pain on my forehead, and probably went in and out of consciousness. I'm guessing this lasted a few minutes.
When it was over, I looked across the yard and the first thing I saw was a small, distinct rock.
Sounds like someone threw it at your head...
midgetbasketball
2005-08-07, 01:35
HEHE, thats what i thought.
That is cool, you were saved by a rock, my main question is what type of rock is it?
Well youre god can BEAT the shit out of my god for certain.
*stupid joke*
[This message has been edited by midgetbasketball (edited 08-07-2005).]
BaKeD_gOoDs
2005-08-07, 01:44
Do you know what it's like to have a seizure? You most likely got hit with that rock or had a seizure, or had sun stroke. I'd like to think it was the rock that hit you since i'd have the impulse to throw one your way, if your the kind of person to start worshipping a rock.
whocares123
2005-08-07, 17:25
quote:Originally posted by BaKeD_gOoDs:
Do you know what it's like to have a seizure? You most likely got hit with that rock or had a seizure, or had sun stroke. I'd like to think it was the rock that hit you since i'd have the impulse to throw one your way, if your the kind of person to start worshipping a rock.
No, I asked the rock if someone threw it at me, it said no.
I'm not sure what kind of rock it is, or that it's even a kind at all. It would make sense to assume that it's its own kind. It looks like an average gray rock, but it's somehow different. When I asked it what kind of rock it was, all it said was something like "a god rock."
AngryFemme
2005-08-07, 21:17
quote:Originally posted by Clarphimous:
I remember ArmsMerchant talks to rocks. I think they tell him people's fortunes or something.
Riiiiiight. http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)
Easterner
2005-08-08, 02:02
Your not very funny.
post your sob story on ebay and sell it for mad cash " buy the mystical healing rock only $900"
surgeon_general
2005-08-08, 03:48
you experienced heatstroke, brought on by dehydration.
NeoIceshroom
2005-08-09, 21:05
Oh well, I think worshipping the rock isn't nearly as idiotic as monotheism, at least you can see the rock and know that it is as real as you are.
Faith-based religions are lame anyway. You can carry your god around with you in your pocket if you want to, sounds great to me.