The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26,

"Moreover, the light of the Moon shall

be as the light of the Sun and the light

of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the

light of seven days."

Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition 7*7 (49) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or 50 times in all. The light we receive from the Moon is one 1/10,000 of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that ... The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann

law for radiation, (H/E) temperature of the earth (-300K), gives H as 798K (525C). The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed ...

[However] Revelations 21:8 says

"But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall

have their part in the lake which burneth

with fire and brimstone."

A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, 444.6C. We have, then, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C.

http:/ /www.athei stalliance.org/aaw/Heavenstemperature.html (http: //www.athe istallianc e.org/aaw/ Heavenstem perature.h tml)

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The fuck? What in the world makes you think that an afterlife is governed by the laws of the physical dimension?

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

The fuck? What in the world makes you think that an afterlife is governed by the laws of the physical dimension?

What makes you think light and radiation are physical manifestations? Quit staring at my wallet, Jew!

Maybe there is no heaven or God, didn't think of that did yah. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

quote:Originally posted by midgetbasketball:

Maybe there is no heaven or God, didn't think of that did yah. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

yes im a atheist of course

quote:Originally posted by midgetbasketball:

Maybe there is no heaven or God, didn't think of that did yah. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

I thought about it, but it's too implausible.

Actually, I'd rather go to heaven - quicker death, you know. At those temperatures, you'd die no matter what, so why not make sure you'll die as quickly as possible? You might actually last a while in hell. A couple seconds, at least.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)

Why do you think heaven is closer to the sun than the earth? heaven isnt a planet u dork.

Maybe there isnt a temperature in heaven, maybe because it isnt needed.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif) are there chicks in hevan? drugs? guns? cigarette-boats?

quote:Originally posted by NightVision:

http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif) are there chicks in hevan? drugs? guns? cigarette-boats?

There's everything. When all you are is your mind, thought is reality.

Except yourt forgetting that for instance a light bulb gives off MANY times more heat than an LED. However LEDs can be just as bright if not brighter.

Therefore, you are retarded.

Except you're forgetting that it specifically mentions the sun and moon. Therefore, you are a mongoloid cretin who thinks he is intelligent but really isn't.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

What makes you think light and radiation are physical manifestations? Quit staring at my wallet, Jew!

hehehehehahahahehe..

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Except you're forgetting that it specifically mentions the sun and moon. Therefore, you are a mongoloid cretin who thinks he is intelligent but really isn't.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

What makes you think light and radiation are physical manifestations? Quit staring at my wallet, Jew!

PWNED

crack



whore

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Except you're forgetting that it specifically mentions the sun and moon. Therefore, you are a mongoloid cretin who thinks he is intelligent but really isn't.

Wow. And the Bible is to be taken literally in all cases? http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Wow. And the Bible is to be taken literally in all cases? http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)

Well ... if your a christian. Yes.

The Bible is the word of GOD right and is FACt... i dunno maybe im wrong. But im not.

And your telling me that in heavan i can have sex and drink and take drugs? that is sin is it not ,surely i cannot sin in heaven?

quote:Originally posted by JesuitArtiste:

Well ... if your a christian. Yes.

The Bible is the word of GOD right and is FACt... i dunno maybe im wrong. But im not.

And your telling me that in heavan i can have sex and drink and take drugs? that is sin is it not ,surely i cannot sin in heaven?

What does sinning in heaven and taking the bible literally or not have to do with anything?

The Bible was penned on paper by men. Lets take Johns Revelation for example. Tell me with a straight face that that book is to be taken literally.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

The Bible was penned on paper by men.

With huge political agendas and a sense of humor that no one since has really grasped.

quote:Originally posted by AngryFemme:

With huge political agendas and a sense of humor that no one since has really grasped.



Im starting to get the feeling that was aimed for me.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Wow. And the Bible is to be taken literally in all cases? http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)

It specifically mentions the moon and the sun.

If we can take something it specifically mentions as up to interpretation, then the bible and Christianity are meaningless. We can make them say whatever we want. We can say that Jesus isn't the son of God, that god wants us to rape and pillage, that he wants us to not believe in him, etc.

Stop grasping at straws, you're looking even worse.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Wow. And the Bible is to be taken literally in all cases? http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)

Nah, just when it best suits our personal desires.

quote:Originally posted by Krispy:

Nah, just when it best suits our personal desires.

yeah......like jesus and rich young man. or that part about not owning a second tunic or pair of sandals........or something about leaving your wife and family and not burying your dead? hm..............

[QUOTE]Originally posted by heidegger:

[B]The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26,

... blah:



it's BETTER to go to Hell!

Yah hell fire is great fun!

I give this thread a 1 out of 10. 9 points deducted for stupidity. Hel is hot, but her domain isn't. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

who cares. god isnt real anyways.

This thread is hilarious.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I give this thread a 1 out of 10. 9 points deducted for stupidity. Hel is hot, but her domain isn't. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

Aye! You son of a bitch!

You want to know what's stupidity?

Microsoft to Buy God

REDMOND, WA Microsoft Corporation today announced its intent to purchase, copyright, and upgrade God Himself. The new product would be named, predictably enough, "Microsoft God," and would be available to consumers sometime in late 1998, well before the millennium.

"Too many people feel separated from God in today's world," said Dave McCavaugh, director of Microsoft's new Religions division. "Microsoft God will make our Lord more accessible, and will add an easy, intuitive user interface to Him, making Him not only easier to find, but easier to communicate with."

The new Microsoft Religions line will be expanded to include a multitude of add-on products to Microsoft God, including:

Microsoft Crusades: This conversion product will bring all worshiper accounts and prayer files over from previous versions of God, or from competing products like Buddha or Allah.

Microsoft God for the World Wide Web: This product ties Microsoft God with Microsoft Internet Information Server, making our Lord accessible from the World Wide Web using a standard Web browser interface. It introduces several new Web technologies, including Dynamic Salvation and Active Prayer Pages (APP). Donations for the poor can be donated via a Secure Alms Server.

Microsoft Prayers: Using a Windows-based WYSIWYG interface, this product will allow worshipers to construct effective prayers in a minimum of time. A Secure Prayer Channel technology allows guaranteed delivery of the prayer to Microsoft God servers, and Prayer Wizards enable users to construct new types of prayers with a minimum learning curve.

Microsoft Savior: This product will allow worshipers to transfer their sins to its internal Vice Database. After a preset interval, the product will erase itself from the user's system and establish a clear line of secure communications to the user's Microsoft God server. Additionally, Microsoft is expected to announce a line of complimentary products for the new Religions line, which will enhance the functionality of the Microsoft God server product by providing a customized user interface. These interfaces will be based on popular religious sects, allowing worshipers to interact with the new God product in much the same way as the previous version. This line is expected to include Microsoft Protestant, Microsoft Catholicism, Microsoft Judaism (incompatible with Microsoft Savior), etc.

Competitor Netscape Communications denies rumors that it is planning to release a competing product, Netscape Satan, that would attempt to render Microsoft God installations inoperable. http://www.atheistalliance.org/humor/microsoft_god.html