I have some questions if any religious people can answer, well hell, then God is real.[However, Im not saying Im atheist...yet]

1. How do you know the Bible isn't another story made up by two drunken idiots? Or worse, a Jew?

2&3. Why is God referred to by the modern world as a he? Is "he" Caucasian, Afro-American, Latino, Latina, Portaguesan, English, British, French, Italian?

4. Tell me when the world ends, so I can expect to not see him come down and "Rescue the faithful", I'll be sitting in my backyard eating popcorn when he does.

5. Is God fat or skinny, otherwise he'll need two trips to haul his fat ass down here.

6. Who has ever seen God?

7. That king actually edited the Bible to have his name in it, what did it say before he edited it?

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2&3 - It's called anthropomorphism and runs rampant across religion, you see it's easier to believe in something you can relate to. If a supreme being does exist we wouldn't know what attributes to describe it with at all, but how can you win over converts with that attitude?

5 - A perfect being can't be constrained by human characteristics. But if it wanted to, since it's omnipotent, it can be both fat and skinny at the same time.

6 - Anyone who's done LSD. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

7 - King James, I don't know much about this.