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WeaponsOMassIdiot
2005-08-31, 14:48
The most I can think of the Bible is is a FICTIONAL book of moral stories, so think about this.
God does not want incest [sex with your own family], but if he only created Adam and Eve, and they had only a few kids, how are we here? Someone had to fuck there sister up the ass a couple of times. Can you say, Holy Blowjobs?
Lou Reed
2005-08-31, 22:25
Listen to "who by fire" by Leonard Cohen.
Its about you
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Lou Reed
2005-08-31, 23:25
quote:Originally posted by awkword:
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
good one
LostCause
2005-09-01, 00:19
quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:
Listen to "who by fire" by Leonard Cohen.
Its about you
I love you. Let's make babies.
Cheers,
Lost
Magnus_Ungermax
2005-09-01, 00:32
quote:Originally posted by WeaponsOMassIdiot:
The most I can think of the Bible is is a FICTIONAL book of moral stories, so think about this.
God does not want incest [sex with your own family], but if he only created Adam and Eve, and they had only a few kids, how are we here? Someone had to fuck there sister up the ass a couple of times. Can you say, Holy Blowjobs?
It saddens me to know my views are the same as yours. Thanks a fucking lot you just made someone christian
Christop
2005-09-01, 02:10
There wouldn't have been problems with incest then because there would have been extremely few genetic errors by that stage. If you read Genesis as history in the modern, literal, logical sense.
[This message has been edited by Christop (edited 09-01-2005).]
quote:Originally posted by awkword:
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
How's Your Shift Key Feeling?
Cancerous Cretin
2005-09-01, 04:02
the ikea catalogue just overtook the bible as the most printed book on earth
Lynne le Fay
2005-09-01, 06:13
Teehee.
If you accept "Adam" to mean "Man," and "Eve" to mean "Woman," it makes a hell of a lot more sense.
Considering that no one who wrote Genesis was actually there, they did a good enough job of copying down what was probably oral tradition. And by that I don't mean Holy Blowjobs, you sick fuck. No one gets pregnant that way unless you have a very strange vagina that doubles as you esophagus...what a fun disorder...
Moving on, there is evidence semi-proving some stories in the Bible.
Crudely you've stated why many Protestants only believe in the New Testament because the old is rife with sin. Big fat sin.
I'm wondering if you have actually read the Bible, seeing as you only know one of its more famous stories. Adam and Eve is a tamer story than most.
What of Lot after Sodom and Gamorra were destroyed? His daughters got him drunk so they could have sex with him and carry on his seed. Have fun getting away with that today.
Love and Sodomy,
Lynne
Darwinist
2005-09-01, 11:47
quote:Originally posted by Emperor:
How's Your Shift Key Feeling?
You just didn't get it.
Atomical
2005-09-01, 15:49
quote:Originally posted by Christop:
There wouldn't have been problems with incest then because there would have been extremely few genetic errors by that stage. If you read Genesis as history in the modern, literal, logical sense.
It's a myth that incest causes extreme mutations. It's part of the incest taboo.
Lou Reed
2005-09-01, 20:02
quote:Originally posted by LostCause:
I love you. Let's make babies.
Cheers,
Lost
Geeze, i'm stumped...
Thats an interesting proposition,
where are you?
Lou Reed
2005-09-01, 20:08
quote:Originally posted by WeaponsOMassIdiot:
Can you say, Holy Blowjobs?[/B]
i hope everyone laughs except WeaponsOMassIdiot: http://www.bilski.net/images/Humor/youdaman.jpg
Goat Saint
2005-09-01, 21:28
I didn't know Carlos Mencia was on totse!
Amazing!