the gang's all here- mohammed, moses, ghandi, buddha. we've got the grill hot, the sauce is all mixed up, and we sent jesus to the store an hour ago.

now I want to know; when will jesus bring the pork chops?

Never! He is a Jewish person and therefore arbitrarily opposed to certain meat products! It is our duty as good non-Jews to bring this up as often as possible in order to make him feel uncomfortable in our company!

I hope you told him to pick up some plantaines. I only eat pork chops when I have fried and salted plantaines.

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now I want to know; when will jesus bring the pork chops?[/B]

When I'm good and ready. Damn, I don't even like pork chops.

Carlin's great.

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Carlin's great.

shhh!