This is just rambling non sense so i dont expect a response, but anywho:

I just saw on Irish news that The Archbishop of Canterbury has launched a 'minuture' version of the bible, which you can read in 100 minutes.

Wot a novel idea?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

It begs the point:

there is a lot of crap that SHOULD be removed but 100 minutes is a frayed version of reality, just like the original; time for compromise?



Odd stuff indeed..

that bible is missing ALOT of stuff. if you read a chapter a day, it'll take you liek 2 years to finish it.

it probably just talks about jesus, then hes dies, end of mini bible.

Reminds me of Microsoft releasing either "The Iliad" or "The Odyssey" in condensed text message format, chopping down chapters to one sms each using smileys like http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif) or http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif) to emphasise particularly emotional passages...

What's that sound? Ah yes, Western civilisation crumbling.

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Haha that's gold.

quote:Originally posted by john_deer:

that bible is missing ALOT of stuff. if you read a chapter a day, it'll take you liek 2 years to finish it.

it probably just talks about jesus, then hes dies, end of mini bible.

If you read 4 chapters a day, you can finish in less than a year.