SurahAhriman
2005-09-24, 18:08
Christ stands in the desert. The spectre of the Adversary taunts him, willing him to deny his Father. The taunts come quicker, more powerful, drowning out all else.
A glint of light in the distance, a hurtling metallic green can.
Christ snaps out his arm and catches the can without taking his eyes from the Adversary.
"Get thee behind me, Satan!"
Christ them opens the can of Mountain Dew, chuggs it, crushes the can, and throws it at the Adversary, who screams and vanishes.
"Do the Dew"
As a Christian, would you consider this Blasphemy, or clever marketing to young, male Christians? Would you then go purchase Mountain Dew?
My housemates and I routinely devise commercials that should exist, but don't. I want to know if there's a very good reason we could never work in Marketing or Advertising.
A glint of light in the distance, a hurtling metallic green can.
Christ snaps out his arm and catches the can without taking his eyes from the Adversary.
"Get thee behind me, Satan!"
Christ them opens the can of Mountain Dew, chuggs it, crushes the can, and throws it at the Adversary, who screams and vanishes.
"Do the Dew"
As a Christian, would you consider this Blasphemy, or clever marketing to young, male Christians? Would you then go purchase Mountain Dew?
My housemates and I routinely devise commercials that should exist, but don't. I want to know if there's a very good reason we could never work in Marketing or Advertising.