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Adorkable
2005-09-28, 02:53
complete drunken rambling from sum1 knowing very little of islam:

isn't it one of the tenets of islam to supress the sexual desires we naturally experience? and doesn't islam offer 72 virgins as a reward for faith in the afterlife?

if those are right, then isn't pursuit of that afterlife-reward defeating of the faith necessary to attain it?

midgetbasketball
2005-09-28, 03:01
Neither of those facts are true.

Islam does not supress sexual desires and it does not offer virgins in heaven (it use to though).

Snoopy
2005-09-28, 09:24
I've already fucked more than 72 virgins in this life. I hate fucking virgins. Why the fuck would I want to spend an eternity of fucking some more of them?

Only boring people can enjoy an after life. When I die, I want to get some god damn rest.

Adorkable
2005-09-28, 17:12
quote:Originally posted by midgetbasketball:

Neither of those facts are true.

Islam does not supress sexual desires and it does not offer virgins in heaven (it use to though).

Surely you havent mistaken questions for 'facts'.

crazed_hamster
2005-09-28, 19:41
If you die as a martyr in battle you get the virgins. No, they don't suppress sex, they just don't flaunt it in your face everywhere.

And the virgins get new hymens every morning. "Oh, look, honey, another hymen, yay!"

Fanglekai
2005-09-28, 20:21
Cherry-poppin' all day long......sounds like hell. You'd have to be a sick blood-thirsty fuck to want to have your dick covered in that much blood every day.

HellzShellz
2005-09-28, 20:24
I don't know much about Islam. I do know, Sarah had Abraham sleep with her maidservant, and they bore Ishmael. Islams are decendants of Ishmael. Whereas the Jews are decendants of Isaac, and Abraham. Because of this, they were to be at war for all days, and still are to this day.

crazed_hamster
2005-09-28, 20:27
quote:Originally posted by HellzShellz:

I don't know much about Islam. I do know, Sarah had Abraham sleep with her maidservant, and they bore Ishmael. Islams are decendants of Ishmael. Whereas the Jews are decendants of Isaac, and Abraham. Because of this, they were to be at war for all days, and still are to this day.

Aaaaaaaaaand, what the hell does this have to do with the topic?

HellzShellz
2005-09-28, 20:52
quote:Originally posted by crazed_hamster:

Aaaaaaaaaand, what the hell does this have to do with the topic?

It shows that the Inspired Word of God proves true, always, and forever. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)