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Def Kids On Acid
2005-10-01, 01:23
Please don't move, as when you watch you'll see this is quite relevant. Especially when you see Dr. Jenson, an ARCHBISHOP, unable to ask questions.
http://tinyurl.com/9fknb
NiggersWithAttitude
2005-10-01, 01:27
hi my names def kids on acid and i like to take it in the ass and stuff
Def Kids On Acid
2005-10-01, 01:28
quote:Originally posted by NiggersWithAttitude:
hi my names def kids on acid and i like to take it in the ass and stuff
Half baked is V that way.
Edit: Haha, just realised, you weren't even smart enough to edite a quote. Nice.
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Hahaha, that was fucking great
Nice find.
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Elephantitis Man
2005-10-01, 01:57
Leviticus 21:16-23 have nothing to do with communion at all. Hell, communion didn't even exist then. It was regarding people with 'defects' not making sacrifices, which were supposed to be left for the priest to do. Manipulation of scripture. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
Def Kids On Acid
2005-10-01, 02:05
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
Leviticus 21:16-23 have nothing to do with communion at all. Hell, communion didn't even exist then. It was regarding people with 'defects' not making sacrifices, which were supposed to be left for the priest to do. Manipulation of scripture. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
Explain further.
Anyway, the point was that these days most religions pick and choose which parts of the bible to follow.
Elephantitis Man
2005-10-01, 02:26
quote:Originally posted by Def Kids On Acid:
Explain further.
Leviticus 21:16-23 tell how God wanted sacrifices made be priests who weren't disabled. You see, the sacrifice, before Christ's time, was the only method of redemption for sins. It was quite the delicate process. The animal had to be 'without blemish', and the priest performing the sacrifice also had to be 'without blemish'. It wasn't meant to be an insult to the disabled (there were even disabled priests), it's just the seriousness of the process.
Communion (what I think was mentioned in the video) didn't even exist in the time of leviticus.
quote:Anyway, the point was that these days most religions pick and choose which parts of the bible to follow.
I agree. What some may not realize, regarding these older scriptures, was that (I think this is talked about in Acts, but I'm not sure), Jesus went back and told his disciples that some of the rules didn't apply anymore. Alot of the rules regarding what foods they may eat (ie. animals that don't chew their cud) didn't really matter anymore. I honestly don't know what he said regarding the scripture saying homosexuality is an abomination.
But yes, there will always be those who try to manipulate the scripture for their own purposes. Some do it for power. Some do it for pride. Regardless the motive, it damages the religion. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)