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Free_Delivery
2005-10-18, 04:26
I know this may get moved to MGCBYG, but I thought it was worth putting here to see if we could just brainstorm some kind of random ideas.
What is your idea of the perfect god? What elements must be present in his/her/its personality and general way of acting?
Create-a-god! GO!
Cross between Eris, Dionysus, and Jesus.
Paradise Lost
2005-10-18, 04:28
Burt Reynolds crossed with George Micheals
Tentacle rape
2005-10-18, 04:31
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:
Burt Reynolds crossed with George Micheals
Thats awesome.
Ghandhi crossed with Hitler.
Daedelus
2005-10-18, 04:32
Hare Ram Hare Ram Hare Ram Ram Ram Hare Ram Ram Hare Ram Hare Krishna!
Lol, just kidding. The Christian God. He can do anything... That pretty much sums it all up.
satanstan
2005-10-18, 04:34
The one in all of us.
You dont need a god that's controlling everything for anything but a crutch. If you need a crutch, booze is cheap. Pot is easy to grow. But i would never tell you do do those things, crutches make one leg stronger than the other. Avoid crutches, even if your leg hurts like hell.
Maybe you were supposed to have a limp. God told me you were. Who do you trust? God or yourself?
Ok., im trying too hard. its no longer fun. or nny.
[This message has been edited by satanstan (edited 10-18-2005).]
He has to make daily news conferences, just so I know he's there. That aside he must be cool, and fun to hang out with on saturday night.
PyroPeanut1776
2005-10-18, 04:43
Knowing nothing about him, like now, the X factor is what makes life great.
I like this thread.
*Fap*
cptn_spoon
2005-10-18, 04:51
Captain Planet.
MexWanker
2005-10-18, 04:58
Jeff Hunter
Mr Iron Dog
2005-10-18, 08:23
God is already perfect, do you realy belive we need another. There is no way to improve on perfection. Who are we to make person/s or something a god?
Mr.T crossed between jesus.
umop 3pisdm
2005-10-18, 09:49
me
ck_psy_sjk
2005-10-18, 10:06
A perfect God already exists.
his name is Jesus Christ.
AnaRCHY420
2005-10-18, 10:09
2pac crossed with Notorious BIG
random1739
2005-10-18, 10:21
quote:Originally posted by cptn_spoon:
Captain Planet.
More like my fist combined with his face :P
Gorloche
2005-10-18, 10:49
A cross between an x and a t.
Certified Dead
2005-10-18, 10:51
Not black.
quasicurus
2005-10-18, 10:58
quote:Originally posted by ck_psy_sjk:
A perfect God already exists.
his name is Jesus Christ.
Liar!
Metaphysicist
2005-10-18, 11:34
quote:Originally posted by Free_Delivery:
I know this may get moved to MGCBYG,
Joy! A Prophet!
I think a God in my opinion is one that is all powerful and can show it:
1) invincible
2) infinently strong
3) magical-like powers beyond our comprehension
4) and of course he can fly and teleport any where in the universe!
In other words like a super hero, but a really, really tough one. I know it sounds goofy, but if such a being did exist...are they not a God, or god-like to us?
I would say so. If I were a God, I would be such a being. Hell, even if you had the ability to do something only like manipulate fire to your will, and make it from nothing...then are you not a God of Fire?
I think the term is relative. but many would probably consider such a person a "God" cause it would be easy to convince them. but really, it's just a 'god' word. It might not have any meaning or existence anywhere else in the universe other than earth.
quote:Originally posted by ck_psy_sjk:
A perfect God already exists.
his name is Jesus Christ.
Hahahaha! That made me laugh. His father (Jehova) is far more of a God than Jesus was.
If Jesus and God were to fight, Jesus would TOTALLY be owned.
(notice God is actually called God, and not Jesus ["heh-suse" in spanish]).
What is this whole thing about people thinking Jesus is God, when God is God? it's stupid, and they know that too.Or worshipping the Virgin Mary?
I do none of the above. I just think it's funny he said that.
Paradise Lost
2005-10-18, 21:35
quote:Originally posted by Aeon:
What is this whole thing about people thinking Jesus is God, when God is God?
The Holy Trinity...
Euromerican
2005-10-18, 23:30
quote:Originally posted by danozzo:
Mr.T crossed between jesus.
MexWanker
2005-10-19, 02:20
quote:Originally posted by MexWanker:
Jeff Hunter