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conjuror
2005-10-22, 19:45
I volunteered at a weekend camp for mentally and physically handicapped adults earlier this October.

One of the campers was a man named Scott. Scott is one of the highest functioning adults at the camp. He is articulate, aware, fully mobile, and can take care of himself. He has certain speech mannerisms that let you know he's a little off balance and probably needs more help with some things, but overall he's in great shape.

He can hold a normal conversation and he has a nice personality, but you can tell he's a little impatient and immature.

Scott worships Johnny Cash. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Cash) I'm serious. Scott is a devout worshipper of the dead country music icon.

He wears images of Johnny Cash on his clothing. When he is confused, he asks, "Oh Johnny my boy, what should I do?" When he needs some good luck he'll mutter aloud, "Come on John, help me out here."

And if good fortune does, in fact, come through? "Thank you, Johnny."

At the Saturday night dance at camp, Scott draped his sweatshirt with a photo of Johnny Cash over a chair so that Johnny Cash could watch over him while he danced with some pretty ladies.

He carries cassettes of Johnny Cash's music everywhere with him, and sometimes a tape player. He enjoys his music and loves dancing and singing along. Sometimes he takes the songs and applies them to his own life.

For example, Scott sang some of Johnny Cash's love songs to girls at the camp that he was trying to hit on. He told me, "That's exactly how I feel about this girl." Or when Scott feels like he's been scorned, he relates to the lyrics of a song where Johnny Cash sings about being cheated on.

On Sunday morning, the camp held an optional religious service with a visiting priest or minister. Scott attended, but got up and left quietly right in the middle of it. He saw me back at our cabin and said, "I had to leave, I can't take that stuff. He kept talking about all that heaven crap."

I think by now you all see where I'm going with this.

It's a natural human feeling to want to be watched over. It's ingrained in our human psychology to want a higher power watching over us, protecting us, offering us guidance, and answering our prayers. Sounds good to me.

And if one doesn't exist, we make one up, and it serves exactly the same purpose.

If people truly believe that a higher power--whether it's Yahweh, Jesus, God, Allah, Jehovah, or Johnny Cash--is watching out for them and telling them how to lead a good life, they feel a whole lot better.

It's the Thomas Theorem: "A situation defined as real is real in its consequences."

Sure it seems absurd that Scott wears Johnny Cash clothing everyday, but is it any weirder than wearing a crucifix around your neck all the time?

Sure, it seems a little weird for a grown man to be asking guidance of man that died on September 12, 2003, but it's the same concept as praying to a man who died over a thousand years ago.

Hey, if it feels good, do it. I'm not saying people should stop believing in a higher power. I'm just saying it's probably a little absurd.

There's nothing necessarily wrong with absurdity, or even taking absurd things seriously. Heck, that's what I'm all about.

But don't take it so seriously that you're gonna ban gay marriages and start forcing Intelligent Design to be taught as a scientific concept in public schools, and hijacking planes and crashing them into buildings, or blowing yourself up to kill others--solely in the name of your higher power.

That is some fucking absurdity we need to live without.

Maybe we'd do better to worship Ben Harper, who sings, "My choice is what I choose to do / And if I’m causing no harm / It shouldn’t bother you / Your choice is who you choose to be / And if you're causin’ no harm / Then you’re alright with me."

That song, "Burn One Down," is about smoking weed, by the way, but you get the idea.

If you're not quite sure what to make of all this, just take a moment and ask yourself, WWJD?

And if you do know what to make of this, please reply.

Regards,

conjuror (http://caught22.com)

conjuror
2005-10-24, 00:56
Too long didn't read?

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Nothing to reply to...

Beholder
2005-10-24, 01:43
Interesting concept, but this also runs over the stopwatch theory.

For those of you who don't know, there was a great philosopher (whose name I cannot recall his name at the moment) who invented the "Stopwatch" theory; which in essense gives explains that a person is walking though the desert and finds this stopwatch. Bewildered by the complexity of the stopwatch, s/he believes it must in fact be developed by a higher being. This example is supposedly related to our lives, and as we're bewildered by the complexity of our surroundings, feel the need to grant it in the hands of a higher being.

Sigmand Froyd (sp?), if I'm not mistaken, tried to disprove christianity with this single fact in book of about ninety pages (or so I hear, I'm yet to read it).

My personal rebuttal to these theories, which are otherwise logical, is that if a GOD did in fact exist (which I believe is true); wouldn't he lucidly make a void in the heart of his creation the only HE may indeed fill? I find this to be very plausable, not only from personal ministry and life, but this seems ideal if he plans on punishing those who choose not to believe in him.

My two cents.

conjuror
2005-10-24, 03:19
If I understand what you're saying, you believe God made a void in the human heart that can only be filled by finding and worshipping that one God.

What I'm saying is that this "void" is a natural element of the human psyche -- we want to know that there is a right way to live our lives, that we are living our lives well, that some higher being loves us, forgives us, protects us, helps us, and will keep the universe in balance.

I think this because I have seen that this void can be satisfied by a variety of different belief systems: Humanism, Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism, Satanism, Wiccaism, Catholocism, Islamism, Mormonism, Quakerism, Bobism, and, most recently, Johnny Cashism.

All these faith systems fill the void in different ways. All these faiths put some ideal or person above the individual and that brings order and meaning to their life-- it fills the void.

So yes, God can fill the void. And Johnny Cash, for some people, fills the void just as well.