God created us in his image, or so the pigs say. Let's take it they're correct. Some intergalactic dude created the human race in his image. In order to describe God, one human isn't enough. Many are needed. So, let us all post here and after a bunch of pages of digitalized bullshit, we'll start to perceive a vision on just what of a type this God is.

For the 2nd part of this thread, I will use my Super Saiyan powers of foresight. I predict this thread being stupid, about abortion, about Jews, about the death penalty, about quoting the bible, about pigslaughter, about liberals being conservative shits, about drugs and violence. I predict our God being a chaotic piece of shit, just like this thread will point out him to be. Flame on shitheads, and let us close this God once and for all.

I played Milon's Secret Castle today while my great-grandfather watched. It's a pretty hard game, even for the old Nintendo. I've played it through a few times before, though, so I was able to beat it without dying. Yay for me! Took me about 2 or 3 hours.

Video games are a nice escape. I can spend long periods of time just playing them with no social interaction. Ever since I haven't played them as much I've been desperate for attention. So I talk to a few peeple on the Internet and post on forums like Totse. Debates are usually interesting, but they often make me upset because I don't really like arguing. As in, the getting-pissed-off-at-each-other type of arguing. I just like the logic and ideas behind debates.

Alrighty... that's my contribution.

I would expect a dumb jew like Clarphimous to enjoy the game. I wish his mom had just had an abortion instead of giving birth to him. People like him are the reason we have the bible. he is why "Jesus Wept". I bet he also likes to play GTA where he kills cops while eating bacon. I think it goes without saying that he is representative of all conservative and liberal morons. Most of which do coke and beat up prostitutes.

There we go, I ruined the thread by flaming with every topic provided. No hard feelings Clarphimous.

quote:I would expect a dumb jew like Clarphimous to enjoy the game. I wish his mom had just had an abortion instead of giving birth to him. People like him are the reason we have the bible. he is why "Jesus Wept". I bet he also likes to play GTA where he kills cops while eating bacon. I think it goes without saying that he is representative of all conservative and liberal morons. Most of which do coke and beat up prostitutes.

There we go, I ruined the thread by flaming with every topic provided. No hard feelings Clarphimous.

For informational purposes (I know this post was a joke)

1) Not Jewish. I'm mostly a mixture of German, French, and British descent. My grandfather thinks he's part Indian, and he has a dark tan and a facial structure somewhat resembling one. People say that my cheekbones look unusual when I smile, so I'm guessing that's something passed down from him.

2) Ironically, I was a teenage pregnancy. Although the thought of being aborted doesn't bother me. My life has been rather uneventful, and somewhat lonely and depressing a lot of the time. Which is why I play video games so much.

3) Speaking of the Bible, I remember when I used to be a Christian. My life was about the same as it is now. Except I was a goody-two-shoes and a crybaby back then. I no longer have a moral compass beyond my emotional reaction to things, and now instead of being a crybaby I have wild mood swings in which I sometimes have a completely different personality. Yeah, that improved a lot.

4) The reason why Jesus cried in the Bible is because Lazarus had died. Some people also believe Lazarus was supposed to have been the beloved disciple, and had been given different names throughout the gospels. Carrying the analogy of Jesus crying for his dead friend to me doesn't really do much to provoke ill feelings.

5) I've never played GTA. I only got the Playstation 1 recently, and I don't play newer games as much as the older ones, like for the NES and SNES. Same way with music, actually. I prefer 80's music and module music, which was mostly written in the 80's and 90's.

6) I'm the worst from both parts of the spectrum, eh? I wouldn't doubt it.

7) I've never done any sort of drug, due to lack of access and fear of addiction/the law/brain damage, but I did punch this girl one time in Junior High. She was a bitch.

8) You didn't ruin the thread because it wasn't in honest, and you're only one person. What you have shown us is pessimism, or maybe nihilism. Good addition to the thread.

9) Eh, sure... I haven't been at the blunt of many jokes since pre-high school times. God, I hated those years.

Break it up funboys. If you keep flaunting your homosexuality like that some wiseass is gonna step up and flame you for it.

Naw, I'm not being homosexual. Just emo. Woe is me, my life sucks. I'll be better later on when my mood changes again.

Looks like Snoopy's Super Saiyan powers failed to predict the inclusion of homosexuality into this thread. Somebody's slipping...

quote:Originally posted by TheLaUghiNgHeretic:

Looks like Snoopy's Super Saiyan powers failed to predict the inclusion of homosexuality into this thread. Somebody's slipping...

I named liberals & conservatives, which pretty much covers the homosexuality part.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

God created us in his image, or so the pigs say. Let's take it they're correct. Some intergalactic dude created the human race in his image. In order to describe God, one human isn't enough. Many are needed. So, let us all post here and after a bunch of pages of digitalized bullshit, we'll start to perceive a vision on just what of a type this God is.

For the 2nd part of this thread, I will use my Super Saiyan powers of foresight. I predict this thread being stupid, about abortion, about Jews, about the death penalty, about quoting the bible, about pigslaughter, about liberals being conservative shits, about drugs and violence. I predict our God being a chaotic piece of shit, just like this thread will point out him to be. Flame on shitheads, and let us close this God once and for all.

Abortions for some minature flags for others, bitch.