Join the Church of Atheism. Our worship meetings consist of getting togeather every monday night, watching football, and drinking beer. For religious reasons, all members are required to get off work at 3 pm on fridays, and are prohibited from working on weekends, unless they want to.

Uniforms are banned, so you can wear whatever you want to work.

For religious reasons, our members cannot pay taxes.

No donations are to be taken.

Our official symbol is the letter "B"

Our official view on abortion is "Whatever"

Our official view on sex is "Whatever"

Our official view on everything is "Whatever"

Every holiday is celebrated, and we get time off for every holiday.

Our sworn enemy is Donald Trump.

Please join the Church of Atheism.

This is stupid.

yeah its very stupid.

Slandering the atheists, eh? Too rational for you?

why would i want to get intoxicated and watch men jump on eachother over a ball? this is a lame church!

[This message has been edited by neX (edited 01-28-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by neX:

why would i want to get intoxicated and watch men jump on eachother over a ball? this is a lame church!



better than the actual church.

quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:

better than the actual church.

That's the point.

quote:Originally posted by McLaren:

Slandering the atheists, eh? Too rational for you?

I'm atheist. My point still stands though. This thread is stupid.

I always thought that the nature of the church was one of the main reasons atheists feel so against christianity.

This is utterly pointless, but at least you spelled "atheism" correctly.

Sign me up.

Me to

I reckon this is fucking brilliant.

But I don't like all the whatevers.

It should be:

Abortion: Yes (for reasons of more sex)

Sex: Yes (nuff said)

Everything (that needs thought): Whatever

Everything (asthetics): Yes

And it should be renamed to "The church of Joe"

And the "sermon" should be on sunday morning (If they have footy then).

Great Idea ,the only reason why I'd ever want to join the church is to have like-minded people to talk to .... Great Idea....



+4 to any atheism rolls