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Lou Reed
2006-02-08, 23:59
THey are invincible:

THe mormans will never have to worry about terrorism or war or Bush and they are strict as hell. If a morman spous leaves there family to find greater prospects in the modern world generally they are not allowed back into the community.

Ha, i can see it. The whole world in blown toi shit in Nuclear Holocuast and the Mormans in the plains saying, "i told you so."

Elephantitis Man
2006-02-09, 00:51
This reminds me of that South Park episode where everyone is gathering in hell. One guys is like, "I'm a Buddhist."

Another goes, "I'm a Jew."

"I'm a Muslim."

"I'm a Christian."

And so on...

Finally one guy shouts, "Hey! Which religion was the right one?!"

Followed by several "Yeah"'s.

A demon replies, "It was the Mormons."

Then it shows a shot of Mormons in heaven playing Yahtzee.

Lou Reed
2006-02-09, 17:10
Yeah, I'm good