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PetSematary
2006-04-01, 03:47
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

napoleon_complex
2006-04-01, 03:52
I smiled.

Issue313
2006-04-03, 21:35
LOL!

Megrim
2006-04-03, 21:44
quote:Originally posted by napoleon_complex:

I smiled.

ditto.

IanBoyd3
2006-04-03, 23:18
For me it was an out loud laugh (but I will avoid the overused expression for it). A guffaw, if you will.

Dre Crabbe
2006-04-03, 23:24
It was more than a smile for me, although it was not laughing out loud. Hehe, you cheered me up. I like you now, I'll try to remember your username.