i like Isaiah. its fills me with optimism with messages of the messiahs coming. i also like proverbs cuz it gives me helpful suggestions on how to live my life.

I like the book that tells you what forum this thread should have been posted in.

The bible is the greatest waste of time ever. All religion is really, read a philosophy book instead.

We burn christians here.

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

I like the book that tells you what forum this thread should have been posted in.

revelations, its weird

the Bible should be burned

quote:Originally posted by Jakal:

The bible is the greatest waste of time ever. All religion is really, read a philosophy book instead.

philosophy is stupid poo poo. its written my humans. the bible was written by Jah.

quote:Originally posted by Jakal:

The bible is the greatest waste of time ever. All religion is really, read a philosophy book instead.



Philosophy? Everything is truely a waste of time, if people enjoy wasting their time on religion, what's wrong with that?

the bible is TRUTH. here, i'll prove it.

the bible is the truth because God wrote it.

And God is all knowing because the bible says so.

quote:Originally posted by patmagroin:

the bible is TRUTH. here, i'll prove it.

the bible is the truth because God wrote it.

And God is all knowing because the bible says so.

And I AM GOD. Here, I'll prove it.

God is all knowing because the bible says so.

I say I am god, therefore I MUST be god, because god (I) am all knowing.

Jackass.

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

I like the book that tells you what forum this thread should have been posted in.

That made me laugh.

I'm not Christian, but I read the bible... just because I like knowing about all religions. I liked Revelations, personally.

Psalms was ok, too. (both)

quote:Originally posted by ComradeAsh:

And I AM GOD. Here, I'll prove it.

God is all knowing because the bible says so.

I say I am god, therefore I MUST be god, because god (I) am all knowing.

Jackass.



Yeah... I think you missed the joke.

quote:Originally posted by ComradeAsh:

And I AM GOD. Here, I'll prove it.

God is all knowing because the bible says so.

I say I am god, therefore I MUST be god, because god (I) am all knowing.

Jackass.

you aren't God because God isn't a poopoo head like you and he doesn't say Jackass.

Psalms.

The bible is written to teach morals, NOT to tell about this and that. People focus more on the story than the moral, and THAT is what pisses me off.

My favorite book in the bible is the one where it explains how the whole book is a fairy tale.

yes, the Bible is true because I am GOD! If you don't believe me I will kill... yer pappy! Fuck the bible.

quote:Originally posted by patmagroin:

you aren't God because God isn't a poopoo head like you and he doesn't say Jackass.

But, you ARE a jackass. It doesn't take god (me) to know that.

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

The bible is written to teach morals, NOT to tell about this and that. People focus more on the story than the moral, and THAT is what pisses me off.

yeahhh, if it weren't for the bible, gays would have rights.

give the bible props NOW!

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

The bible is written to teach morals, NOT to tell about this and that. People focus more on the story than the moral, and THAT is what pisses me off.

sustained.

If people would just realize that the bible is full of METAPHORS, they'd be ok.

quote:Originally posted by Exploration of Space:

My favorite book in the bible is the one where it explains how the whole book is a fairy tale.

.......malachai?

Jesus never existed. Christianity is fake.

http://www.nobeliefs.com/exist.htm

http://www.atheists.org/christianity/myth.html

http://www.i4m.com/think/bible/historical_jesus.htm

http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/1000years.htm

http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/russell0.htm

http://www.americanhumanist.org/humanism/thebible.html

quote:Originally posted by patmagroin:

yeahhh, if it weren't for the bible, gays would have rights.

give the bible props NOW!

Torah > Bible

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

The bible is written to teach morals, NOT to tell about this and that. People focus more on the story than the moral, and THAT is what pisses me off.

Yeah, me too. Even moreso when people get all legalistic and use it to rationalize stuff. Or even do exactly what it says.

Not that I can be bothered to care about how other people live.

the bible is truly the best fictional book known to man.

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

Torah > Bible

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

Torah > Bible

noo...cuz the torah is the bible but w/out all the great stuff about jesus.

Torah > Bible because of this story that someone told me:



There's a proverb in the Talmud. The two great Sages Hillel and Shamai were the two competing schools of thought. in Judaism Shamai was a crotchety traditionalist and Hillel was a bleeding heart, so this one gentile comes along one day and wants to make fun of the Jewish sages. So he says to Shammai "I'll convert if you can teach me the whole Torah while I stand on one foot." this pisses off Shammai and he hits him up-side the head with a stick. So the guy goes to Hillel next and asks the same question, and Hillel says to him "Whatever is hateful to you, do it not to another. That is the entire Torah, the rest is but commentary. Go and learn."

quote:Originally posted by patmagroin:

noo...cuz the torah is the bible but w/out all the great stuff about jesus.

I believe Jesus practiced paganism and was just good at pagan healing spells. He was just a witch, but got away from being burned to death for it by calling himself the son of God. Though his story didnt get past a certain group of people.

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My favorite part was that one area of the book with all the fantastical, phsyically impossible and conveniently unprovable events. Oh wait...

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

Torah > Bible

What the fuck happened to that big story you just posted? Im so confused

Now it's back...

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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you is also in The Holy Bible.

Or at least it's quoted endlessly, and yet not followed. Oh well.

That also gives right to order people around though, so that they follow your code of morality.

Post in the right forum.

quote:Originally posted by DeathFromAfar:

My favorite part was that one area of the book with all the fantastical, phsyically impossible and conveniently unprovable events. Oh wait...

God transcends logic.

Oh, and just to clear things up, I'm not jewish, nor am I an atheist or a pagan.

I have my own beliefs. I'll share them if I feel like it.

I even have followers. Seriously. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

My favorite are Peter I and II.

First off, you are a disgrace to your belief with the single statement of "yeahhh, if it weren't for the bible, gays would have rights.

give the bible props NOW"

This means you are judging and from my current knowledge of christianity you can't do that only god can and since well my current belief status we are all in control of our own fates thus making us our own gods in a way making me your god as well so that means that I can judge you thus saying you are a mindless servant to that of which is humanities downfall.

But you aren't your own god because you are weak minded and must find other belief systems to attach to instead of developing your own and flourishing on it.

quote:Originally posted by KNE:

First off, you are a disgrace to your belief with the single statement of "yeahhh, if it weren't for the bible, gays would have rights.

give the bible props NOW"

This means you are judging and from my current knowledge of christianity you can't do that only god can and since well my current belief status we are all in control of our own fates thus making us our own gods in a way making me your god as well so that means that I can judge you thus saying you are a mindless servant to that of which is humanities downfall.

But you aren't your own god because you are weak minded and must find other belief systems to attach to instead of developing your own and flourishing on it.

you pwned urself.

Leviticus is awesome. The part where God tells Moses about the strangers that sacrifice and worship Molech, tells him to kill anyone who followed or engaged in harlotry with the occultists. chapter 18/21

God detested all child murderers and sacrificers, you are just as guilty if you let it happen in gods eyes. more on this in 2kings 17:16 talks alot about the idol and demon worshippers, Baal specifically in Jeremiah 19:3

Men were caught on camera worshipping a flaming effigy of Molech not too long ago.

Mystery religion is still practiced today.

And ritual abuse still occurs today unfortunately. Litigation has resolved cases in convictions all over the United States.

Daycares, schools, homes. Christ was warning about these twisted fucks, and they are still kicking around today. Transcripts of children telling of satanic rituals, molestation, murder, chilling testimony, yet we hardly hear of it. Prosecutors are loathe to mention anything satanic, and deny the existence of sra, satanic ritual abuse, so its few and far between with cases going forward, but the ones that had conclusive evidence resulted in consecutive life terms, for Robert Kelly from NC, Mr. "oh devil destroy these children" 99 counts outta 100 convicted on. All kids.

That blasted sarcasm fly's over some people's heads.

quote:Originally posted by patmagroin:

the bible is TRUTH. here, i'll prove it.

the bible is the truth because God wrote it.

And God is all knowing because the bible says so.

Circular logic much?

the burned one...national bible burnin day isn't until september though...can't wait!

Id say Ephesians is my favorite and Genesis, Gospel of Matthew, and Proverbs are pretty good too.