quasicurus
2006-05-25, 14:40
If I was an omnipotent, omniscient god who wanted to provide manatory guidelines for the billions of people on earth, current and future, I would not use humans as a medium at all.
Instead I would:
1. provide the information in the bible myself, just poofing it into existence (the claim is that this was done with the ten commandments; why not the whole bible?)
2. write it in a clear, detailed form with no parables, symbolism, inaccuracies, errors, or ambiguities.
3. write it in all possible present and future languages simultaneously, to eliminate the possibility of translation errors
4. write it on an indestructible material such as adamantium, so that the copies would never deteriorate throughout the existence of the human race
5. place copies in all population centers, repeating this process over and over as new population centers are built throughout history; make it available to every person on earth who asks for it
This would be trivial for someone who could poof a entire universe into existence. Or even someone who could temporarily halt the rotation of the earth without catastrophic side effects.
Instead we have a haphazard approach where
1. a bunch of ordinary guys write things in an ancient language, with absoutely no indication that they were "inspired" in any way
2. these writings get copied and translated countless times, introducing cumulative errors
3. another bunch of ordinary guys arbitrarily decides which of the many writings are "true" and "inspired" and which are not and puts the inspired ones in a book; hopefully the compilers are also "inspired", so that the inspired writings don't wind up in the trash and uninspired junk gets included
4. at the same time, rival groups select different sets of writings and each creates another book
Perhaps if god had done it my way instead of farting around there wouldn't be literally thousands of different versions of christianity, and the other religions wouldn't exist at all. Thousands of years of strife and bloodshed, which is still continuing unabated today, would never have happened.
Instead I would:
1. provide the information in the bible myself, just poofing it into existence (the claim is that this was done with the ten commandments; why not the whole bible?)
2. write it in a clear, detailed form with no parables, symbolism, inaccuracies, errors, or ambiguities.
3. write it in all possible present and future languages simultaneously, to eliminate the possibility of translation errors
4. write it on an indestructible material such as adamantium, so that the copies would never deteriorate throughout the existence of the human race
5. place copies in all population centers, repeating this process over and over as new population centers are built throughout history; make it available to every person on earth who asks for it
This would be trivial for someone who could poof a entire universe into existence. Or even someone who could temporarily halt the rotation of the earth without catastrophic side effects.
Instead we have a haphazard approach where
1. a bunch of ordinary guys write things in an ancient language, with absoutely no indication that they were "inspired" in any way
2. these writings get copied and translated countless times, introducing cumulative errors
3. another bunch of ordinary guys arbitrarily decides which of the many writings are "true" and "inspired" and which are not and puts the inspired ones in a book; hopefully the compilers are also "inspired", so that the inspired writings don't wind up in the trash and uninspired junk gets included
4. at the same time, rival groups select different sets of writings and each creates another book
Perhaps if god had done it my way instead of farting around there wouldn't be literally thousands of different versions of christianity, and the other religions wouldn't exist at all. Thousands of years of strife and bloodshed, which is still continuing unabated today, would never have happened.