View Full Version : Strange test(Wicca, Satanism, Christians the whole shabang)
CaptainCrunch
2006-06-12, 08:34
It told me to study the bible to get a clear meaning on wicca and satanism and the whole lake of fire.
http://tinyurl.com/nrj6j
It said I'm a Satanist because I don't drink the blood of Christ or eat his body.
RogueEagle91
2006-06-12, 17:59
i only got three right.
smallpox champion
2006-06-13, 14:54
It said I'm a Satanist, yet I don't belive in mythical creatures or anything supernatural.
quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:
It said I'm a Satanist, yet I don't belive in mythical creatures or anything supernatural.
ONLAY DEVULZ DON BELIEVE IN DEVULZ!
hedonist
2006-06-18, 02:30
fear the goddess.
truckfixr
2006-06-18, 02:44
quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:
It said I'm a Satanist, yet I don't belive in mythical creatures or anything supernatural.
Same here.
Apparently, i'm wrong and the god, the bible and christians are right.
odd that i didnt expect that response
WeaponsOMassIdiot
2006-06-19, 13:10
Aww man I haven't been on Totse in so long.
Anyways, I took this test and I personally have to say, it was quite..contradictory.
First off all, most/all of the questions say 'Believe' in them. Meaning their asking for an opinion. But then why is there when you finish, you get a score showing your Right and Wrong answers?
WHAT the fuck?
Anyways, apparently I'm a Satanist, and I need to study...witchcraft. And the Bible.
Meh, gay.
darkshinigami
2006-07-05, 18:15
i got nine right quessing works
quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:
It said I'm a Satanist, yet I don't belive in mythical creatures or anything supernatural.
What kind of negative entity would live with such enclosement?
treasureintheattic
2006-07-14, 21:58
It's a stupid test. How can someone's ideas and beliefs be identified with 25 stupid yes/no questions?
CaffeineJunkie
2006-07-17, 04:41
quote:Originally posted by hedonist:
fear the goddess.
wooo
What A joke.
The Christians that created that test should be reckoned by the hand of God.
Smite them!!!! SMITE!
Isobutane
2006-07-17, 18:13
Ahh, of course my beliefs are either right or wrong!
Science and God=X ftw
I got 19 wrong. I love myself.
Pagan, though, pagan, they forgot to call me a pagan. Dammit, I might as well call them Methodists for that. Then again, they might actually be methodists.
PerpetualBurn
2006-08-17, 18:37
quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:
It said I'm a Satanist, yet I don't belive in mythical creatures or anything supernatural.
That's a startling coincidence, neither do Satanists.
sh0x0rz3r
2006-08-17, 18:41
Christianity is full of shit, as you can see by this test.
There is no god, god is an energy field, not a sentient being. We are all part of this field, whether you want to or not.
AtomicZagnut
2006-08-18, 05:27
Yeah, I love how that test had "right" and "wrong" answers as to what someone chooses to believe in.
So, I'm a "satanitst" by their standards.
quote:Originally posted by sh0x0rz3r:
Christianity is full of shit, as you can see by this test.
There is no god, god is an energy field, not a sentient being. We are all part of this field, whether you want to or not.
You're more full of shit than Christianity!
Take the beam out of thine own eye!
quote:Originally posted by Inti:
You're more full of shit than Christianity!
Take the beam out of thine own eye!
Inti, you seem to be online right now, do I have you on MSN or AIM, can I add you to either?
The_Big_Beef
2006-08-18, 08:13
quote:Originally posted by WeaponsOMassIdiot:
Aww man I haven't been on Totse in so long.
Anyways, I took this test and I personally have to say, it was quite..contradictory.
First off all, most/all of the questions say 'Believe' in them. Meaning their asking for an opinion. But then why is there when you finish, you get a score showing your Right and Wrong answers?
WHAT the fuck?
Anyways, apparently I'm a Satanist, and I need to study...witchcraft. And the Bible.
Meh, gay.
Fuckin said the same damn thing
Original_Pranksta89
2006-08-23, 21:05
I got em all right. Then again i was hitting the keys with my uncircumsized, cross shaped penis that bears all the names of the original pagan gods...go figure
inu_spirit
2006-08-23, 22:07
im pagan and i got 24 wrong and 1 right YAAAAAY i should yell at a christion
Why even bother taking this test as it is obviously like playing with loaded dice. It was written from the christian view only.
Fascismo
2006-08-26, 19:57
No to all.
I better get reading