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Satans Handicaped Helper
2006-06-20, 22:33
If Heaven does in fact exist what do you think it is?
It depends on what you believe in, obviously.
Satans Handicaped Helper
2006-06-21, 00:29
quote:Originally posted by Diesel:
It depends on what you believe in, obviously.
I meant a personel heaven
Me, god, and everyone else chillin' on a cloud.
Ravendust
2006-06-21, 07:31
OPM - Heaven is a halfpipe.
quote:Originally posted by Satans Handicaped Helper:
If Heaven does in fact exist what do you think it is?
Something in Carmen Electra's pants. If you give me a $200,000 research grant I'll find out for you.
quote:Originally posted by Boblong:
Something in Carmen Electra's pants. If you give me a $200,000 research grant I'll find out for you.
I'm just guessing here but I think she keeps a spider monkey named lewis in there.
Megalodon
2006-06-21, 23:25
Full of SHIT DEMONS.
My heaven would be a luxorious place with everything that u need.. Food, drink, drugs, girls, friends...
firekitty751
2006-06-23, 06:45
Heaven for me would be a state without physical being, and the ability to visit any moment in history - or in time. Past, present, and future. I think once you die there is no such thing as time, really... Just moments that exist at some point. I think along with this comes a state of all knowing, and pure satisfaction.
I'm not sure if I believe that, but that's my ideal heaven.
quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:
Heaven for me would be a state without physical being, and the ability to visit any moment in history - or in time. Past, present, and future. I think once you die there is no such thing as time, really... Just moments that exist at some point. I think along with this comes a state of all knowing, and pure satisfaction.
I'm not sure if I believe that, but that's my ideal heaven.
A State without physical being, but how would you observe the moments of history or visit them? You mean like Observer or Ghost mode in a game?
Viraljimmy
2006-06-23, 10:42
Do you think there'll be hummers in heaven?
That's something I'd look forward to.
Will there be lots of nookie and chocolate chip cookies?
Because a guy needs some fun stuff to do.
I want a cool pickup truck up in heaven,
and a girl in tight jeans sittin near,
but if I can't get a hummer,
it'll be a big bummer,
'cause I sure can't get one down here.
I want a big screen tv up in heaven,
a full schedule of sports and porno.
I want girls with big hooters,
serving tequila shooters,
but if I can't get a hummer,
I don't want to go!
Do you think there'll be hummers in heaven?
I'll find out when I am reborn.
My halo is glowing,
and if there's some blowing,
I hope it's not Gabriel's horn.
Do you think there'll be hummers in heaven?
That's something I'd look forward to.
The faith that I follow better have chicks that swallow,
cuz that's what I'd like them to do.
An earthly paradise, with God everywhere.
I don't agree with any of this "god on a throne" nonsense...I think that in heaven God's holy light fills everything and emits from everywhere.
quote:Originally posted by fused:
An earthly paradise, with God everywhere.
I don't agree with any of this "god on a throne" nonsense...I think that in heaven God's holy light fills everything and emits from everywhere.
Gods holy light isnt everywhere filling everything now? It takes the eyes to see.
IDontLoveYou
2006-06-24, 16:28
I don't know but I hope I can fly to places in space and watch monumental events that occured in Earth's history.
*daydreams*
Adrenochrome
2006-06-24, 16:33
A state of mind.
quote:Originally posted by Adrenochrome:
A state of mind.
Ophidian Sumerian Dildo
2006-06-24, 23:27
You pathetic idiots.
Girls, Gold, Pleasure- IN heaven?
This realy does make me sick, its distrubing to me how this western society and it's culture our fueled on materialistic values and pressed by a religion who urges its followers to do good in order to ascend to a place of false pleasure.
Those wants, they are illusions, they are powder.
You have no idea what the afterlife has in store for you, do you?
Keep living in your fake little world, keep lusting for your fake little heaven for your fake little god, materialistic fucks.
Ophidian Sumerian Dildo
2006-06-24, 23:29
Gods holy light isnt everywhere filling everything now? It takes the eyes to see.-Abrahaim
Im going to have to stop you right there.
Gods light fills everywhere huh?
I have some starving Ethiopians that would disagree, bro I have a whole 4/5ths of the world that would disagree.
AngryFemme
2006-06-25, 00:02
quote:Originally posted by wires:
A state of mind.
x 3, for importance