Ok guys this is the serious thread now that we have some members. Please don't post here unless you are a member of the vampyre coven or the witchbrood (collectively we shall be known as the Krypt Keepers Guild).

So what is our first order of business? How about any spells you want to discuss?

Lay off the vampire crap.

*snicker*

i like pie and pi i like that too

I *so* want to be in your coven.

Vampyres are ghey. I prefer being a Wizard.

you got something to do with that fag that bombed us earlier?

Hey people i said

NOBODY POST UNLESS YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE COVEN!!!!!!!!

Now for everyone that posts here who is NOT a member of the KKG or flames us I swear on the elements that I will HEX YOU. GTFO if you are not a member lest you rouse the beast

hey juniper.....

NO ONE IS GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU, FUCKING FREAK!

so GTFO lest you rouse the ire of the totse nation.

hey fuck you buddy.

quote:Originally posted by junipersorrow:

Hey people i said

NOBODY POST UNLESS YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE COVEN!!!!!!!!

Now for everyone that posts here who is NOT a member of the KKG or flames us I swear on the elements that I will HEX YOU. GTFO if you are not a member lest you rouse the beast

Hey faggot, this is TOTSE, there is no such thing as a private thread here.

^ You two have been hexed. If I were you, I would stay away from food... though it wont matter anyway, it might just put it off.

Im a member of the coven.

*smiles broadly*

No wait, Im not.

*looks bewildered*

Oh yeah, Im not a total loser fag, so I CANT join.

*crowd erupts into laughter*

Oh my god.....this freak actually believes this shit......

I had this notion that it was just a carefully constructed joke.....but the freak actually believes this shit....

I didn't feel this guy was serious when he came to totse with his goth shit so i ignored it.

But i'm beginning to think he's serious.

In which case you need to find a new forum man.

quote:Originally posted by junipersorrow:

^ You two have been hexed. If I were you, I would stay away from food... though it wont matter anyway, it might just put it off.



You really are fucked in the head, you know that....lay off the LSD.

Stop trying to hide, Still no curse dipshit

* I put on my robe and wizard hat *

What's good, nigga?

AAAAAHHHHHHH I FEEL THE CURSE!!!111oneone

....nevermind.....

just a little indigestion...

...wait...

...a fart as well...

...yep...thats it...

booo

[This message has been edited by Trpenis (edited 06-21-2006).]

*picks up the phone*

*gives phone to junipersorrow*

*starts dialing Jeff Hunter's phone number*

quote:Originally posted by junipersorrow:





I will HEX YOU.

Uh-oh. Guys, we better not post here anymore, this kid means business.

Hex me you little faggot.

Ok maybe the problem is that I need to lead you sheep in a discussion.

Vampyres: Where do you get your blood? Blood banks, friends, etc...



PS Everyone above me has been very rude and I have hexed and cursed all of you using bnoth elemental and ancient egyptian magicka. Enjoy, maybe now you will learn some respect for the secret forces of the universe.

quote:Originally posted by Trpenis:

Ok maybe the problem is that I need to lead you sheep in a discussion.

Vampyres: Where do you get your blood? Blood banks, friends, etc...



PS Everyone above me has been very rude and I have hexed and cursed all of you using bnoth elemental and ancient egyptian magicka. Enjoy, maybe now you will learn some respect for the secret forces of the universe.

♫Curse me, curse me bet you can't curse me♫

Okay.

quote:Originally posted by Runaway_Stapler:

Uh-oh. Guys, we better not post here anymore, this kid means business.



LOL, you really think this kiddie can do anything....goth kids are just trolls in black, who jack off with blood. My ex-gf was goth, so I just beat her until the demons were gone.

quote:Originally posted by junipersorrow:

Ok maybe the problem is that I need to lead you sheep in a discussion.

Vampyres: Where do you get your blood? Blood banks, friends, etc...



PS Everyone above me has been very rude and I have hexed and cursed all of you using bnoth elemental and ancient egyptian magicka. Enjoy, maybe now you will learn some respect for the secret forces of the universe.

ok TRPENIS

He's obviously a troll, guys.

So, juniper, I found a spell that claims to be able to kill anyone you cast it on. http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif) Can you take a look at it and give me your professional opinion as to its efficacy?

FLAMEWAR

quote:Originally posted by kelsokid18:

FLAMEWAR

its not much of a war if its like 2 people against everyone else...

more like a flame-beatdown...

[This message has been edited by dead_people_killer (edited 06-21-2006).]

ok, im a believer of sorts, but what your sayin is a load of rubbish. how the fuck do you hex someone without knowing what they look like, or even their real name?

anyway, you a caster of black magick or white magick?

I bet if these goth's keep stirring up shit, the general wrath of TOTSE's normal viewers will rise up.

leave this place, you mean people

Have respect for junipersorrow, she knows what she is talking about! She will summon the beast to destroy your petty souls!

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

hey juniper.....

NO ONE IS GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU, FUCKING FREAK!

so GTFO lest you rouse the ire of the totse nation.

Another reason why kids



Crack is wack!

Cause knowledge is power!

quote:Originally posted by kelsokid18:

I bet if these goth's keep stirring up shit, the general wrath of TOTSE's normal viewers will rise up.

Intelligence isn't your strong point, is it.

*puts on magical wizard hat*

+5 wizard strength

*adorns black clothing and eyeliner*

+2 myspace friends

I call bukkake blizzard on all yee mortals. The Goatse God heeds to my call.

I just hexed all of you.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by kelsokid18:

I bet if these goth's keep stirring up shit, the general wrath of TOTSE's normal viewers will rise up.

Intelligence isn't your strong point, is it.



FUCK OFF...I'm one of the few on TOTSE that doesn't live in mom's basement...I have a college education.

quote:Originally posted by peace frog:

*adorns black clothing and eyeliner*

+2 myspace friends

Your power is truly wonderous. Have pity on this poor mortal, O Frog. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)

quote:Originally posted by peace frog:

*puts on magical wizard hat*

+5 wizard strength

*adorns black clothing and eyeliner*

+2 myspace friends

I call bukkake blizzard on all yee mortals. The Goatse God heeds to my call.

I just hexed all of you.

Your blizzard is nothing against my goggles (http://tinyurl.com/kvmog)!

quote:Originally posted by KooperParakarry:

Lay off the vampire crap.

quote:Originally posted by kelsokid18:



FUCK OFF...I'm one of the few on TOTSE that doesn't live in mom's basement...I have a college education.

That may be, but you definitely need to re-take those highschool English courses. Did you know, for instance, that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by peace frog:

*adorns black clothing and eyeliner*

+2 myspace friends

Your power is truly wonderous. Have pity on this poor mortal, O Frog. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)

As you wish young Ferret! Follow me to the tavern of tubgirl where I will show you the secrets of this magiicckkaaaa! lawl this is kind of fun, in a "I don't really believe this but making fun of goth's magic is fun" way.

*Molotovs the hell out of this ghey thread*

i want to be hexed with hot women can you do that for me

quote:Originally posted by peace frog:

As you wish young Ferret! Follow me to the tavern of tubgirl where I will show you the secrets of this magiicckkaaaa! lawl this is kind of fun, in a "I don't really believe this but making fun of goth's magic is fun" way.

Join us, Mighty Frog! You are a D&D player at heart, is it plain to see! (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum30/HTML/033719.html)

quote:Originally posted by peace frog:

*puts on magical wizard hat*

+5 wizard strength

*adorns black clothing and eyeliner*

+2 myspace friends

I call bukkake blizzard on all yee mortals. The Goatse God heeds to my call.

I just hexed all of you.

Ha Ha, you think of goatse as a god, you worship the stretched ass.

Um...you guys are just weird. I dare you to hex me. They don't exist.

well i hexed you and its a none reverseble hex now what biatch

quote:Originally posted by kelsokid18:



FUCK OFF...I'm one of the few on TOTSE that doesn't live in mom's basement...I have a college education.

Ooooo you have a college education? College dropout? I have a masters degree in psychology, I live in an high rise in the middle of san antonio, does that make me superior?

quote:Originally posted by CaptainCrunch:

Ooooo you have a college education? College dropout? I have a masters degree in psychology, I live in an high rise in the middle of san antonio, does that make me superior?



I have an Associate of Applied Sciences in Computer Networking Systems...I'm not implying being superior via college...I was trying to make a point that this whole thread is a disgrace to the intelligence of TOTSE, and further more, the combined intelligence of the entire English-speaking western world.

quote:Originally posted by kelsokid18:



I have an Associate of Applied Sciences in Computer Networking Systems...I'm not implying being superior via college...I was trying to make a point that this whole thread is a disgrace to the intelligence of TOTSE, and further more, the combined intelligence of the entire English-speaking western world.

Oh I envy you, I wanted to do computer networking systems but the classes were full so I stuck with my second choice

quote:Originally posted by CaptainCrunch:

Oh I envy you, I wanted to do computer networking systems but the classes were full so I stuck with my second choice



-Sarcasm!

*pats Juniper on the head*

Oh hunni.

Here's a snowcone.

Get off of Totse before someone tracks you down, rapes you with your keyboard and magic wand and posts pics.

Go back to the mental institute.

It's better for you there.

And stop making my culture look bad.

Or you will feel the wrath of one pissed off penguin

evil laughter

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:

*pats Juniper on the head*

Oh hunni.

Here's a snowcone.

Get off of Totse before someone tracks you down, rapes you with your keyboard and magic wand and posts pics.

Go back to the mental institute.

It's better for you there.

And stop making my culture look bad.

Or you will feel the wrath of one pissed off penguin

evil laughter



Are you here to shut juniper up, or are you enabling more crap?

Since the wretched mod decided to close my thread dedicated to the Dark Lord, I shall repost it in here:

quote:Hello Thy Master of Darkness. My name is Absynthe. I believe thou Dark Soul will prevail on this turgid forum. Thou art the Elder Goth. O how these people mystaken to shroud your dignity. It will happen nevermore. You and I shall become Lords of these remnant catacombs. Alas, we will stand in abyss, the cellar of Satan in his name we shall curse these murky mortals. I've been waiting for thee Elder Goth to come to these god-foresaken Woods, and it looks like the tyme hath finally come.

Hail Juniper Sorrow, the noir of woe.

and you will be shortly silenced here too....sooner or later a mod will notice this garbage.

Juniper...

here are some simple instructions that even a freak like you can follow:

1. acquire a gun.

2. put barrel in your mouth.

3. pull the trigger.

if you follow these instructions, you will find that you can attain a power beyond what you ever thought imaginable. You will be able to move things with your MIND!!! AND YOU WILL HAVE THE POWER TO SHUT PEOPLE UP JUST BY THINKING IT!!!!

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:

*pats Juniper on the head*

Oh hunni.

Here's a snowcone.

Get off of Totse before someone tracks you down, rapes you with your keyboard and magic wand and posts pics.

Go back to the mental institute.

It's better for you there.

And stop making my culture look bad.

Or you will feel the wrath of one pissed off penguin

evil laughter

fuck off you poser bitch. I am a real vamp, you are a fucking wannabe idiot. You make true dark lords look silly with your 'culture'. Its not culture, its magicka

quote:Originally posted by kelsokid18:



Are you here to shut juniper up, or are you enabling more crap?



I'd like for him to shut the hell up. *blinks* Sorry if I wasn't conveying that well.

quote:Originally posted by kelsokid18:



LOL, you really think this kiddie can do anything.



It's a magical thing called sarcasm. Ever heard of it?

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

Juniper...

here are some simple instructions that even a freak like you can follow:

1. acquire a gun.

2. put barrel in your mouth.

3. pull the trigger.

if you follow these instructions, you will find that you can attain a power beyond what you ever thought imaginable. You will be able to move things with your MIND!!! AND YOU WILL HAVE THE POWER TO SHUT PEOPLE UP JUST BY THINKING IT!!!!



Thank God you said that...yes juniper, there is a God, and no his name is not Mr. Crowley....and you need to swallow a .45 ACP hollow point, full metal jacket.

quote:Originally posted by anarcho-commie2:

Since the wretched mod decided to close my thread dedicated to the Dark Lord, I shall repost it in here:

Hello Thy Master of Darkness. My name is Absynthe. I believe thou Dark Soul will prevail on this turgid forum. Thou art the Elder Goth. O how these people mystaken to shroud your dignity. It will happen nevermore. You and I shall become Lords of these remnant catacombs. Alas, we will stand in abyss, the cellar of Satan in his name we shall curse these murky mortals. I've been waiting for thee Elder Goth to come to these god-foresaken Woods, and it looks like the tyme hath finally come.

Hail Juniper Sorrow, the noir of woe.



I have blessed you my child. GO forth and spead the word

quote:Originally posted by junipersorrow:

I am a real vamp

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



LOSER

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:



I'd like for him to shut the hell up. *blinks* Sorry if I wasn't conveying that well.



Meh, its cool, the judgement here is a bit clouded...thanks for the support.

quote:Originally posted by junipersorrow:



I have blessed you my child. GO forth and spead the word

O I shall master, your presence will be known by these undermined weaklings.

*rolls his 12d*

quote:Originally posted by junipersorrow:

fuck off you poser bitch. I am a real vamp, you are a fucking wannabe idiot. You make true dark lords look silly with your 'culture'. Its not culture, its magicka

Riiiiiight. So what kind of Vamp are you?? You drink blood? Do you practice Autovampirism? When was your awakening? You ever go to court? Blood bars? Do you feed on psi? Do you feel Energy Signatures? You a straight blood feeder or are you a Hybrid? You celebrate the Long Night? Who was your mentor?

If you ask me..you're nothing but a poser, a leech and a parasite.

Bitch.

quote:Originally posted by junipersorrow:

^ You two have been hexed. If I were you, I would stay away from food... though it wont matter anyway, it might just put it off.

Fuck you troll. Get the fuck out of totse.

quote:Originally posted by junipersorrow:



I have blessed you my child. GO forth and spead the word

Holy shit dude..I honestly think that you're one of the most retarded people i've seen on this site. Fly4life is up there too.

wow your guys are retarded

WHY THE HELL CAN'T ANYBODY HEX ME? I WANT TO BE PART OF THE "IN CROWD". PLEASE HEX ME TOO OH GREAT LEADER OF THE DARK AND SCARY. "GIGGLES"

Is it because I'm polish? That's it isn't it! That's why I can't get hexed. BASTARDS!!!

[This message has been edited by spadedjoker (edited 06-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:

WHY THE HELL CAN'T ANYBODY HEX ME? I WANT TO BE PART OF THE "IN CROWD". PLEASE HEX ME TOO OH GREAT LEADER OF THE DARK AND SCARY. "GIGGLES"

The Lord gave me word to hex you. You have been hexed you unkryptic being of nay-sorrow.

[This message has been edited by anarcho-commie2 (edited 06-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by doct0r_4rmo:

hey fuck you buddy.

quote:Originally posted by anarcho-commie2:

The Lord gave me word to hex you. You have been hexed you unkryptic being of nay-sorrow.





YAY!!! I'm hexed!! Thank you!!

quote:Originally posted by mika491:

wow your guys are e-tarded

Fixed

gay

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:



YAY!!! I'm hexed!! Thank you!!

I shed bloody tears of sorrow for you child. Thy soul is not intact with Thee Darkness. You shall find The Serpant of Death in your bed come thou hallowed night.

I dont play WoW.

First comes the Emos, then comes the Goth RPGs. These are signs that Armageddon is coming, or totse is getting weirder by the day.

What next ICP hooligans?

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:

Originally posted by mika491:

wow your guys are e-tarded

Fixed





Thats funny, I don't care who ya are, thats funny right there...and if you don't think that's funny, you should just go home and stick a bullet in yer head..and I mean that in a good Christian way.

quote:

What next ICP hooligans?[/B]



Fuck you. Juggalos and Juggalettes arn't as fuct as this weirdo.

quote:Originally posted by anarcho-commie2:

I shed bloody tears of sorrow for you child. Thy soul is not intact with Thee Darkness. You shall find The Serpant of Death in your bed come thou hallowed night.



Is the serpant of death sexy? Will he give me some pleasure before he kills me? Oh how I hope he does. I hope it's anal pleasure.

[This message has been edited by spadedjoker (edited 06-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:



Fuck you. Juggalos and Juggalettes arn't as fuct as this weirdo.

Damn straight.

goth: to be dark without being sinister

you're even put out a bad name for goths

you fail at life.

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:



Is the serpant of death sexy? Will he give me some pleasure before he kills me? Oh how I hope he does. I hope it's anal pleasure.



Fool I am Lord Hemmoroy. You will not smite upon the fellow crypt Keepers will your foolishness. Not only will your soul be shrouded to abyss but you will burn, while the Elders stand above and watch with sorrow-full eyes.

[This message has been edited by lord hemmoroy (edited 06-21-2006).]

what kind of drugs to you people have to take to believe the shit that you are spouting?

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

what kind of drugs to you people have to take to believe the shit that you are spouting?

Our only drug is our disasterful creations.

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

Our only drug is our disasterful creations.

So.....angel dust..

Gotcha.

Makes sense.

Dicussions such as these are hard to place.

But taking a second read of the various forum descriptions here at TOTSE, I have concluded that this entire discussion would be better fit in "My God Can Beat The Shit Out of Your God.".

Mods of MGCBTSOYG: If this is more Half-Baked style, please move it there with my most sincere apologies.

I'm still waiting for my answers

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

Fool I am Lord Hemmoroy. You will not smite upon the fellow crypt Keepers will your foolishness. Not only will your soul be shrouded to abyss but you will burn, while the Elders stand above and watch with sorrow-full eyes.

(edited 06-21-2006).]

Will he be laughing while I burn? Because that would be pretty funny. You never answered my question...Is he sexy or not? I bet I can ride him all night long, then if I'm sent to burn or whatever I'll be happy.

Dude...lay off the fantasy books, drugs, and video games.

Hate to tell you this, but vamps, curses and hex's dont exist.

I know, I know, I'm sorry I just destroyed your little world. I know how lonesome you can feel.

But dont fear! For I have a solution! To do some real evil, go to Bad Ideas and they can help you out while maintaining your drug addiction.

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:

I'm still waiting for my answers

Do not ever defy the Elder Goth/Dark Lord.

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:

Will he be laughing while I burn? Because that would be pretty funny. You never answered my question...Is he sexy or not? I bet I can ride him all night long, then if I'm sent to burn or whatever I'll be happy.

You are the most foolish of the mortal world. Weep for yourself child. Weep for yourself.

You freaks really believe this shit?

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:



Hate to tell you this, but vamps, curses and hex's dont exist.



There ARE cultures that practice (and medical conditions that premote) vamprism.And curses are only real if you believe in them. But kids like him are posers. People that practiced vamprism or magik in a serious manner wouldn't act the way he does. He's just an attention whore.

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

You freaks really believe this shit?

Feel the wrath pathetic human

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

Feel the wrath pathetic human

Yeah, Im sure feeling the wrath.....of your stupidity.

What the hell do you think you can do to me? Honestly?

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

Yeah, Im sure feeling the wrath.....of your stupidity.

What the hell do you think you can do to me? Honestly?

I can curse you, hex you, spell bound you. But when your dead, you will truly see the Powers of Darkness. You will be in abyss, whick is the darklings playground. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:

There ARE cultures that practice (and medical conditions that premote) vamprism.And curses are only real if you believe in them. But kids like him are posers. People that practiced vamprism or magik in a serious manner wouldn't act the way he does. He's just an attention whore.





Yea, you do get people who claim to have magical powers, and who do seem to be able to do stuff with them. Wiccans or something like that? It's like all based around Druids and nature and stuff, IIRC. Always found that really interesting...personally I don't belive it, but it is odd how stuff does sometimes happen. Kinda open-minded on the subject.

But idiots like this who go around screaming "Lol I put teh uberhexxors of doom on yoo!!1!" and other such bullshit are just fucking rediculous.

Count Fagula (from now on, that is the only name I will refer to you by), please, just go away, and never come back. Stop wasting our time and yours.

quote:Originally posted by lord lobotomy

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:



I cast the most terrible spell of doom on you. Hope you're happy that you drove me to this.

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

I can curse you, hex you, spell bound you. But when your dead, you will truly see the Powers of Darkness. You will be in abyss, whick is the darklings playground. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So...nothing.

I get it. You are just a kid who thinks playing witch or vampire makes you cool. NEWS FLASH--no one is going to think you are cool if you keep up the queer goth/vampire/witch act. What the hell makes you think that shit like that will work? YOU CANT DO ANYTHING TO ME, however, I have a "magical" device that will do something to you. Its called a Glock 17. THAT will hurt someone, not your freak curse shit.

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:

There ARE cultures that practice (and medical conditions that premote) vamprism.And curses are only real if you believe in them. But kids like him are posers. People that practiced vamprism or magik in a serious manner wouldn't act the way he does. He's just an attention whore.



Oh I know that much, but I didnt feel like losing his or another totseans short attention span in my simple point.

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

You are the most foolish of the mortal world. Weep for yourself child. Weep for yourself.



I'm the most foolish? YAY!!! But um why would I weep? I get to have rough anal sex with some serpant of death and then he gets to laugh at me while I burn. Sounds good to me. Do you think he's into threesomes? You know girl, girl, serpant? Anyone wanna join in?

[This message has been edited by spadedjoker (edited 06-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

I cast the most terrible spell of doom on you. Hope you're happy that you drove me to this.

Riiiitght. I cast the hex of RaineBow kisses on you. *wiggles fingers* doodaleedogmadoofusdugaroo *claps and spins in a circle.*

You and your friend will hence forth be known as Count Fagula and Lord Lobotomy.

The RaineBow has spoken.

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

I cast the most terrible spell of doom on you. Hope you're happy that you drove me to this.

Oh Noes!!1!

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:

Riiiitght. I cast the hex of RaineBow kisses on you. *wiggles fingers* doodaleedogmadoofusdugaroo *claps and spins in a circle.*

You and your friend will hence forth be known as Count Fagula and Lord Lobotomy.

The RaineBow has spoken.

I shall see thou soul in Abyss.

No buddy...

see I'm not going to hell.

I'm a good child.

And even if I did, it would be for like gluttoney or being bi.

You my friend would go to hell for blasphmy and being annoying.

We'd be in two completley diffrent relms of hell.

You wouldn't see me.

Nana nana boo boo

[This message has been edited by RaineBow_Bright (edited 06-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

I cast the most terrible spell of doom on you. Hope you're happy that you drove me to this.

Can I get a terrible spell of doom cast on me?

I hope big rabbits eat your arms off.

quote:Originally posted by RaineBow_Bright:

No buddy...

see I'm not going to hell.

I'm a good child.

And even if I did, it would be for like gluttoney or being bi.

You my friend would go to hell for blasphmy and being annoying.

We'd be in two completley diffrent relms of hell.

You wouldn't see me.

Nana nana boo boo



You tell yourself that o wretched one.

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

You tell yourself that o wretched one.

Anyone ever told you that you talk funny??

I've never been called wretched one before.

I've been El retarded one.

And whore.

But never wretched.

Nice.

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

Can I get a terrible spell of doom cast on me?

*Casts terrible spell of doom* Sorry if it doesn't work, but I'm going to be late for my date with the Serpant of death so it's a quick spell. No wait it's not going to work because I'm not a fucking assbag and think I'm a vampire or witch. See you in the eternal abyss where I guess we're all going.

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:

*Casts terrible spell of doom* Sorry if it doesn't work, but I'm going to be late for my date with the Serpant of death so it's a quick spell. No wait it's not going to work because I'm not a fucking assbag and think I'm a vampire or witch. See you in the eternal abyss where I guess we're all going.

HAHAHAHAHA

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

HAHAHAHAHA



So you happy your cursed by doom? I don't blame you. I had to nag just to be hexed and then I get to meet some serpant. I have a kick ass life!! Just make sure you have sunblock. I hear it get's pretty toasty in the eternal abyss.

Wow, this is one of the most strange threads I've seen on Totse throughout my whole membership and knowladge of it's existance.

I suppose I'm not going to make fun of you. If you really do believe in this then this is deffinatly a first. I've never heard of anybody whos actually is into vampirism. I know wiccans but they're not the witch crafty kind.

So, are you yourself "vampires" do you turn into a dog, spider, bat, or are you just a demon? I'm not saying I believe in this, I just think it would some what be more interesting to have a better knowladge of this. I looked it up on wikipedia.

You do believe that you gain magical powers by drinking human blood?

Also, I'm not so sure, if this really is true, that TOTSE was the best place to post this. Seeing as, well you've seen how people have been treating you on this thread.

Do you guys think they have a medical disorder or does anybody else excluding the starter of this thread and that other guy that just popped in believe in this?

Just watch what you say to o' the dark lord Sylph or else you'll be in the eternal abyss with the rest of us. It's not too fun here. There's no soda machines or cable. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS REALLY IS HELL!!!

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:



So you happy your cursed by doom? I don't blame you. I had to nag just to be hexed and then I get to meet some serpant. I have a kick ass life!! Just make sure you have sunblock. I hear it get's pretty toasty in the eternal abyss.

Yeah, I know, Im lucky that i got the curse so easily.

Also, sylph...that name sounds so familiar. You wouldnt, by any chance, be the same one from 7th circle a few years back, would you?

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:

Just watch what you say to o' the dark lord Sylph or else you'll be in the eternal abyss with the rest of us. It's not too fun here. There's no soda machines or cable. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS REALLY IS HELL!!!

Haha, I will admit. No matter how wrong it is to make fun of somebody for their beliefs is, especially being in My God. This has got to be one of the most entertaining threads thus far. I was on my ass laughing.

I however, don't believe making fun of them is going to make them stop. They'll just keep going, they seem like they're pretty strong believers. Who knows? I'm most likely worng and they'll run out of TOTSE just like every other person that has left because we all ganged up and they couldn't take the heat and rise above.

The only person I have real respect for on that note, is Star Wars Fan. People were mean as hell to him and he kind of made something of himself in here. Anyways...that's a whole other thread.

Edit: Dead_People_Killer, no. I'm sorry to disapoint you.

[This message has been edited by sylph (edited 06-22-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

I however, don't believe making fun of them is going to make them stop. They'll just keep going, they seem like they're pretty strong believers. Who knows? I'm most likely worng and they'll run out of TOTSE just like every other person that has left because we all ganged up and they couldn't take the heat and rise above.

I personally dont want them to leave, as I am having so much fun watching the responses and laughing.

If you want I can curse you, but the serpant of death is all mine! You can have him when I'm done unless you wanna join in? After all I do get the privledge of being the most foolish of the mortal world. Yeah go me!!

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

I personally dont want them to leave, as I am having so much fun watching the responses and laughing.



Life is good isn't it? So how's my curse of doom working out for ya?

Metaphysics is an interesting topic; studying the works of Eliphas Levi & Aleister Crowley, among others, is fine & good, but cut the fuck out with the stupid "Oohhhh, I'm misunderstoooood, I'm gonna heeeeex you!....I'm a vampyre..."

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:



Life is good isn't it? So how's my curse of doom working out for ya?

going pretty good.....I had a really long fart about an hour ago, and it hurt a tiny bit....other than that...nothing really.

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

going pretty good.....I had a really long fart about an hour ago, and it hurt a tiny bit....other than that...nothing really.



Wait till the diarrhea sets in then your in for it. I'll try to do better after I get back from riding my magical unicorn and collecting pixie dust ok.

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:



Wait till the diarrhea sets in then your in for it. I'll try to do better after I get back from riding my magical unicorn and collecting pixie dust ok.

Cool.



I think its kicking in...I just had a pain in my foot.



WAIT...

That was a tack. nevermind.

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

Cool.



I think its kicking in...I just had a pain in my foot.



WAIT...

That was a tack. nevermind.



That's part of the curse. Tacks everywhere!! HAHAHA Damn I'm evil!! *evil laugh*

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:



That's part of the curse. Tacks everywhere!! HAHAHA Damn I'm evil!! *evil laugh*

God, we are stupid...heheheheh

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

God, we are stupid...heheheheh



You call the dark SpaderJoker stupid!! Grrr I curse you to pick potato's with junipersorrow untill the serpant of death decides to wear a lime green speedo and do the limbo. *Boomshakalaka**waves chicken in air and barks like a dog* Your cursed worse that before!!

quote:Originally posted by spadedjoker:



You call the dark SpaderJoker stupid!! Grrr I curse you to pick potato's with junipersorrow untill the serpant of death decides to wear a lime green speedo and do the limbo. *Boomshakalaka**waves chicken in air and barks like a dog* Your cursed worse that before!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!



Do not smithe the oh so powerful and dark spadedjoker. I warn thee. I see where you live for the raven's are my eyes. Raven's right, that's kind of a dark animal or something? Where is the dark lord of the dance gone too? Haven't heard from him in a while. Maybe he was trying a hex or curse and accidently turned himself into a *enter pussy animal here*. Plus When is this serpant supposed to show? I mean I spent like twenty dollars on a bit of the bubbly and it'll only chill for a little while longer.

[This message has been edited by spadedjoker (edited 06-22-2006).]

Did the orginal thread get deleted?

all you fucking kids want is attention...the only religion id be afraid of if i ever got into it (which would never happen) would be fucking scientology..those ppl fuck up ur life if u betray them. Juniper, you and your smart buddys are wasting time well spent on complete bullshit. omfg, i could rant on this POS idea of religion for hours...good day sir

have fun in the 9th level with lucifer. Tell Judas "fuck you"

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quote:Originally posted by deadman_walking:

all you fucking kids want is attention...the only religion id be afraid of if i ever got into it (which would never happen) would be fucking scientology..those ppl fuck up ur life if u betray them. Juniper, you and your smart buddys are wasting time well spent on complete bullshit. omfg, i could rant on this POS idea of religion for hours...good day sir

have fun in the 9th level with lucifer. Tell Judas "fuck you"



You hit it right on the head, but I find the whole thing HILARIOUS, considering these fucks are serious.

i just...cant grasp the idea of what pushes a human to going to some completely random religion that revolves around magical creatures from fairy tales and D&D...

Yeah it was fun screwing around with them while it lasted. Guess I'm gonna stop now.

What is even funnier is that people who believe in something like God is just the same as these kids on here. God isn't a person but a force. This force can be manipulated...There is no GOOD or EVIL in my perception, just a wave of ratio's gravitating towards certain biases.

For those of you who actually believe this is a serious thread:

YOU ARE WHAT YOU THINK! AND THAT SCARES YOU BECAUSE BEHIND THE ILLUSION OF FEAR YOU ARE NOTHING!

Love and peace to EveryONE

Everyone's Inner worlds get reflected back to them in their outter world...Think Sex and you will get sex..

OHHH YEHHHH JIGGEDDY JIGGEDDY

What is even funnier is that people who believe in something like God is just the same as these kids on here. God isn't a person but a force. This force can be manipulated...There is no GOOD or EVIL in my perception, just a wave of ratio's gravitating towards certain biases.

For those of you who actually believe this is a serious thread:

YOU ARE WHAT YOU THINK! AND THAT SCARES YOU BECAUSE BEHIND THE ILLUSION OF FEAR YOU ARE NOTHING!

Love and peace to EveryONE

Everyone's Inner worlds get reflected back to them in their outter world...Think Sex and you will get sex..

OHHH YEHHHH JIGGEDDY JIGGEDDY

PS THE WHOLE POINT IS

HEX

IS

XEH BACKWARDS

DONT YOU GET IT

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

Fool I am Lord Hemmoroy. You will not smite upon the fellow crypt Keepers will your foolishness. Not only will your soul be shrouded to abyss but you will burn, while the Elders stand above and watch with sorrow-full eyes.



Fool you are meddling with powers you cannot even begin to comprehend and for this you shall writhe.

IA IA CTHULHU IA IA AZATHOTH IA IA YOG-SOTHOTH IA IA NYARLAHOTEP IA IA SHUB-NIGGURATH IA IA OGRDRU-JAHAD IA IA ANUNG UN RAMA IA IA ZOMG PRON IA IA HUEHUECOYOTL IA IA....

and it is done.

Hey fagula, where is that curse?

I think they went and ran back to their crypts because he got fed up of our insults.

Hahahah forced out of their own thread...pwned.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by FunkyZombie:

[B] Fool you are meddling with powers you cannot even begin to comprehend and for this you shall writhe.

*fart*

I posted here because I can. And no offense RaineBow_Bright but you also sound like you've been reading to much Anne Rice and junipersorrow although I have a fascination with stories about vampires, I take them as such, you are not a vampire and the kind of magic you are practising (if you aren't some kind of pathetic troll) will strike you back threefold. Or at least it will if you believe in it, as religion magic and all that isn't now is a product of the mind.

Oh see you had to go and meddle with the dark ones! Now your all comming to the eternal abyss. By the way the serpant never and I mean NEVER showed. What am I supposed to wait for a full moon or something to get a little serpant action? This hex is kinda fun though. It's weird it seems like everything I read in this thread by wannabe vamps is nothing but a pile of witch and vampire shit! With that's not the hex, it's the truth. DAMN YOU AND YOUR PHONY HEXES!!! Gets me all happy, but noooooo. No hex, no serpant, hell no eternal abyss! What a waste of planning and $20.00 champagne! Come on o' great serpant whaen you say you're gonna be somewhere...BE THERE! My last words, See you all in the eternal abyss!! *Spadedjoker dies of a broken heart.*

[This message has been edited by spadedjoker (edited 06-22-2006).]

In b4 t3h l0ck/b4n

One more shot at the goths before the lock.....GOTHS ARE FAGGOTS WITH EACH OTHER THAT JACK OFF USING BLOOD AS LUBE AND BUTTFUCK EACH OTHER TO GET BLOOD.

Use your magic powers to get the fuck off TOTSE.

Fools! I am immortal!

page 4 lol

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

Fools! I am immortal!

Your immortal? That's nice. Well o immortal one, how about you get off your fagget ass and tell that fucking serpant that I'm tired of fucking waiting and the baby's his so I want the FUCKING CHILD SUPPORT!!! Oh look I rose from the dead!! Does that make me kool now? Oh look again I spelled cool with a "K"! Oh beat that dark lord of ass lovers.

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

Fools! I am immortal!

page 4 lol

Under 12 does not mean immortal, and page 4 means 4 pages of flaming, fagula.

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

Fools! I am immortal!

page 4 lol

Oh, for fucks sake...GTFO already, you worthless blotch of wasted semen. Of all the sperm shot out your fathers three inch penis into the drunken gutterwhore that was your mother, why did the one with the Retard Gene have to be the one that managed to get in?

Seriously, why the hell do you keep trying? You are never, ever going to be liked or taken seriously here, so just try and salvage what few little scraps of dignity you have left and crawl away quietly.

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Ummm He believes he "hexed" and "cursed" people. He has no dignity left at all. Not to mention most of the people here tore him a new asshole for his friend..oh I'm sorry his "vampires" can use for pleasure, but he believes he's a vampire or a warlock. Nope no dignity here.

I steal yo soul and cast lightning level 2000000000000 on you, you explode into a pile of dust as you are only a level 2 druid.

*TEAR* I'm a druid and I have no serpant. *TEAR* Must go hang myself now. Eternal abyss here I come!!

You're a fuckin' idiot man. Seriously, you are.

Yeah, spaded, I was waiting on that eternal curse of doom to kick in and it never did either. Seems these goofy shits are ALWAYS late.

cant count on anyone to curse properly anymore. Fuck.

quote:Originally posted by dead_people_killer:

Yeah, spaded, I was waiting on that eternal curse of doom to kick in and it never did either. Seems these goofy shits are ALWAYS late.

cant count on anyone to curse properly anymore. Fuck.



I'm sorry. Maybe my hex is the reason why I can't curse you. My life just sucks sometimes. That serpant did show the next day. The night went ok, but nothing to brag about. He had very little below the belt.(If you know what I mean) I'll try another curse now ok. *CRACKLACKDINGDONG FOSHUMAPA* Did it work this time?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by junipersorrow:

Hey people i said

NOBODY POST UNLESS YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE COVEN!!!!!!!!

Now for everyone that posts here who is NOT a member of the KKG or flames us I swear on the elements that I will HEX YOU. GTFO if you are not a member lest you rouse the beast[/QUOTE

HaHaHaHa

You don't even know what true power is, try as you might little one I seriously doubt your pathetic attempts at sorcery would be effective!



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quote:Originally posted by kelsokid18:



-Sarcasm!

It's good to know that community college has taught you the definition of sarcasm. I was wondering if you knew how to fix my sticky keyboard?

quote:Originally posted by lord hemmoroy:

I cast the most terrible spell of doom on you. Hope you're happy that you drove me to this.

Why do you make me hex you? Its your own dam fault. lmao