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sawed_off_pump
2006-06-21, 23:28
Doesn't it degrade on your consiousness and make you lazy and cowardly?

dead_people_killer
2006-06-21, 23:31
Yep, youre going to hell forever.

Underscore
2006-06-21, 23:37
If you belive in the Christian God and Bible, then yes, whacking off is definatly a sin.

Unless, apparantly, you unload inside an alter boy. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

Megalodon
2006-06-22, 03:12
quote:Originally posted by Underscore:



Unless, apparantly, you unload inside an alter boy. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

hahahaha

AngryFemme
2006-06-22, 03:22
quote:Originally posted by sawed_off_pump:

Doesn't it degrade on your consiousness and make you lazy and cowardly?



Degradation:

1. Didn't your consciousness manifest the feelings and urges? Alrighty then.

Laziness:

2. It's natural to feel overly-relaxed and a bit lethargic after climaxing.

Cowardice:

3. No need to fear the fantasies! Get in touch with your inner hedonist. It's not hurting anyone else, and certainly won't hurt you.

---Beany---
2006-06-22, 09:24
Depends what you class as a sin.

Any habit that you can't tear yourself away from gets in the way of spiritual progression........... exept shit like meditating I guess, but I'm sure some smart ass zen master would have something to say about even that.

prozak_jack
2006-06-22, 18:30
It's a sin, there's no reason in justifying masturbation.

That's why I don't believe in any particular religion, because they're full of shit.

Anarky
2006-06-23, 09:29
Don't forget it makes you blind

Abrahim
2006-06-23, 09:35
Is Masturbating a Sin? http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/005307.html

The above is what others said on it a while back.

tricky
2006-06-23, 12:24
If you splooge in the holy water I guess so.

Abrahim
2006-06-23, 12:41
quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Depends what you class as a sin.

Any habit that you can't tear yourself away from gets in the way of spiritual progression........... exept shit like meditating I guess, but I'm sure some smart ass zen master would have something to say about even that.

A truly Smart Ass Zen Master would say something or do something to encourage you to figure it out yourself, usually something vague.

Abrahim
2006-06-23, 12:43
Everyone please check this out this is the ORIGINAL Identicle post!http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/005307.html

Either Trojan_47 and Sawed off pump are the same person or BOT, or...well...I think they work for a condom company.

needmoney
2006-06-24, 14:58
It surprises me how so many people cannot spell the word: 'masturbating'.

prozak_jack
2006-06-24, 21:14
quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

It surprises me how so many people cannot spell the word: 'masturbating'.

Yeah, well, it happens.

sketchy
2006-06-24, 21:41
quote:Originally posted by tricky:

If you splooge in the holy water I guess so.

I thought that was what made it holy......

Abrahim
2006-06-24, 21:41
the typo in masturbating is because they are typing with one hand...the other is...

blacksh33p18
2006-06-25, 05:02
quote:Originally posted by sawed_off_pump:

Doesn't it degrade on your consiousness and make you lazy and cowardly?





Not if you do it on a sleeping girls face and take a picture for myspace.

IanBoyd3
2006-06-25, 05:23
quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

Everyone please check this out this is the ORIGINAL Identicle post!http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/005307.html

Either Trojan_47 and Sawed off pump are the same person or BOT, or...well...I think they work for a condom company.



Nah, condoms are sins now too. Fucked up dogma.

MisiuOni
2006-06-25, 05:33
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crazed_hamster
2006-06-26, 16:16
Digital_Savior thinks it's a sin. She's got sooooo manty Bible verses to back her up, so it must be a sin.

perfect chaos
2006-06-27, 20:14
quote:Originally posted by Underscore:

Unless, apparantly, you unload inside an alter boy. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)



hahahahaha

i love you

in a non homisexual way

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