View Full Version : Is masterbating a sin?
sawed_off_pump
2006-06-21, 23:28
Doesn't it degrade on your consiousness and make you lazy and cowardly?
dead_people_killer
2006-06-21, 23:31
Yep, youre going to hell forever.
Underscore
2006-06-21, 23:37
If you belive in the Christian God and Bible, then yes, whacking off is definatly a sin.
Unless, apparantly, you unload inside an alter boy. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)
Megalodon
2006-06-22, 03:12
quote:Originally posted by Underscore:
Unless, apparantly, you unload inside an alter boy. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)
hahahaha
AngryFemme
2006-06-22, 03:22
quote:Originally posted by sawed_off_pump:
Doesn't it degrade on your consiousness and make you lazy and cowardly?
Degradation:
1. Didn't your consciousness manifest the feelings and urges? Alrighty then.
Laziness:
2. It's natural to feel overly-relaxed and a bit lethargic after climaxing.
Cowardice:
3. No need to fear the fantasies! Get in touch with your inner hedonist. It's not hurting anyone else, and certainly won't hurt you.
---Beany---
2006-06-22, 09:24
Depends what you class as a sin.
Any habit that you can't tear yourself away from gets in the way of spiritual progression........... exept shit like meditating I guess, but I'm sure some smart ass zen master would have something to say about even that.
prozak_jack
2006-06-22, 18:30
It's a sin, there's no reason in justifying masturbation.
That's why I don't believe in any particular religion, because they're full of shit.
Don't forget it makes you blind
Is Masturbating a Sin? http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/005307.html
The above is what others said on it a while back.
If you splooge in the holy water I guess so.
quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:
Depends what you class as a sin.
Any habit that you can't tear yourself away from gets in the way of spiritual progression........... exept shit like meditating I guess, but I'm sure some smart ass zen master would have something to say about even that.
A truly Smart Ass Zen Master would say something or do something to encourage you to figure it out yourself, usually something vague.
Everyone please check this out this is the ORIGINAL Identicle post!http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/005307.html
Either Trojan_47 and Sawed off pump are the same person or BOT, or...well...I think they work for a condom company.
needmoney
2006-06-24, 14:58
It surprises me how so many people cannot spell the word: 'masturbating'.
prozak_jack
2006-06-24, 21:14
quote:Originally posted by needmoney:
It surprises me how so many people cannot spell the word: 'masturbating'.
Yeah, well, it happens.
quote:Originally posted by tricky:
If you splooge in the holy water I guess so.
I thought that was what made it holy......
the typo in masturbating is because they are typing with one hand...the other is...
blacksh33p18
2006-06-25, 05:02
quote:Originally posted by sawed_off_pump:
Doesn't it degrade on your consiousness and make you lazy and cowardly?
Not if you do it on a sleeping girls face and take a picture for myspace.
IanBoyd3
2006-06-25, 05:23
quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:
Everyone please check this out this is the ORIGINAL Identicle post!http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/005307.html
Either Trojan_47 and Sawed off pump are the same person or BOT, or...well...I think they work for a condom company.
Nah, condoms are sins now too. Fucked up dogma.
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2006-06-25, 05:33
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crazed_hamster
2006-06-26, 16:16
Digital_Savior thinks it's a sin. She's got sooooo manty Bible verses to back her up, so it must be a sin.
perfect chaos
2006-06-27, 20:14
quote:Originally posted by Underscore:
Unless, apparantly, you unload inside an alter boy. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)
hahahahaha
i love you
in a non homisexual way
+500