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-Mephisto-
2006-08-09, 00:28
So you probably believe in the same religion that your parents did.

There are roughly, a FUCKLOAD http://tinyurl.co.uk/a4f0

of religions.

Now most if not all religions work on the, god isnt physical and you cant prove he doesnt exist so that means he does exist (like unicorns).

Now, even the dumbest cunt in the world can work out that if you are believing in one religion you have most likely chosen the wrong one. Factor in the whole, i believe the same relgion as my parents/uncle/child molestor, like 90% of the other dumb fuck religious people in the world and you're guarenteed for failure.

Bottom line, untill you have more proof (and i mean real proof) than any other religion you should just live a noble life and hope that if there is a deity that exists (that exists via the, prove something that has no scientific testability doesnt exist) it isnt a cunt who sends people to "the bad" after-life just because you didn't pray (why would a super being care?), didnt have water splashed on your head, ate the wrong type of food, didnt cut the right body part off or any of the other myriad of bullshit you fucking cults invent.

Prove my penis* is not 14".

* = My penis has no corporeal form but exists in a magical demension that no being can enter till they die.

DustBall
2006-08-09, 01:47
Yes it's true, all religions have the credibility to be false. But some people feel that they must have an answer to lifes mysteries, even if deep inside themselves they know it may not be true.

TINYTANKER
2006-08-09, 02:38
humans need some kind of faith. . .

Albatross
2006-08-09, 04:18
I've met a few religious folks that weren't arrogant; but it seems that the most a person "has faith" the more arrogant, close minded and generally ignorant they become.

The_Big_Beef
2006-08-09, 04:20
quote:Originally posted by -Mephisto-:

So you probably believe in the same religion that your parents did.

There are roughly, a FUCKLOAD http://tinyurl.co.uk/a4f0

of religions.

Now most if not all religions work on the, god isnt physical and you cant prove he doesnt exist so that means he does exist (like unicorns).

Now, even the dumbest cunt in the world can work out that if you are believing in one religion you have most likely chosen the wrong one. Factor in the whole, i believe the same relgion as my parents/uncle/child molestor, like 90% of the other dumb fuck religious people in the world and you're guarenteed for failure.

Bottom line, untill you have more proof (and i mean real proof) than any other religion you should just live a noble life and hope that if there is a deity that exists (that exists via the, prove something that has no scientific testability doesnt exist) it isnt a cunt who sends people to "the bad" after-life just because you didn't pray (why would a super being care?), didnt have water splashed on your head, ate the wrong type of food, didnt cut the right body part off or any of the other myriad of bullshit you fucking cults invent.

Prove my penis* is not 14".

* = My penis has no corporeal form but exists in a magical demension that no being can enter till they die.

I think i agree with you at least 98%? the other 2% may be stuff that i didnt read right and decided not to re-read. kudos though.

tatari gami
2006-08-09, 04:41
quote:Originally posted by TINYTANKER:

humans need some kind of faith. . .

could you provide some evidence to support your claim.

theBishop
2006-08-09, 08:32
oh the irony...

Kleenex
2006-08-09, 08:39
I doubt anyone really believes it, they just say they do to fit in. We're a lot like sheep, you see.

Digital_Savior
2006-08-09, 09:36
Only a pagan would compare religious belief with the size of his penis.

UnknownVeritas
2006-08-09, 09:36
Hey hey, Bishop. Long time, no see.

/contributes absolutely nothing to thread.

Truth is all
2006-08-09, 11:18
Only a pagan? lol Apparently he is not a pagan. A pagan in very definition is one who does not know the truth of the real God. Apparently you have seen them all so you no longer can be a pagan. Bishop if I understand you correctly I again love your post. Is it not arrogant to claim that all those with faith are arrogant and that you are the sole one who knows this? I do not see how calling me, a Christian, arrogant helps you any? You do not know me and therefore can not just claim that I am arrogant. As for God, I would not just give up because that is the biggest issue on earth so I think you should look into it a little more. You have made a huge assumption that I do not understand. What is it that bothers you so much about faith? As for proof I hold to the historicity of Christ. For if he did not exist in reality then my faith is in vain. So if you can prove that false then be my guest. I am in the process of answering a LONG list of contradictions, so dont give me another one because it is probably the same. Use something else, I could always use a different angle to look at things. Again, do not just make assumptions that all people are arrogant, because you are becoming yourself close minded.

jb_mcbean
2006-08-09, 13:04
quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Only a pagan would compare religious belief with the size of his penis.

Only a heretic would call someone a pagan. Suffer prizism's wrath, heathen.

Mellow_Fellow
2006-08-09, 19:41
It reasures me that they are all wrong, as am I and probably every human being who has ever existed.

...such bliss http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

CatharticWeek
2006-08-10, 01:37
What kind of asshole god would take offense that you were worshipping him in 'the wrong' way.

Even if it's just admiring a sunrise and having a respect for living things (and yourself) I'm sure god would be beaming with happiness.

Even if you're a total prick, I'm pretty sure your transition from life to death would sort you out, one way or another.