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Murloc
2006-08-10, 01:19
WTF?

How can you possibly ban Satan? Satan is an idea of evil, ultimate and indescribable. How can an idea possibly be banned if, in order to ban it, one must first asknowledge the idea. Now, if the idea is seen as real how can it truly be banned?

LostCause
2006-08-10, 04:23
WTF are you talking about? Did they ban Satan in Inglis, Florida or something?

Cheers,

Lost

Graemy
2006-08-10, 04:34
quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

WTF are you talking about? Did they ban Satan in Inglis, Florida or something?

Cheers,

Buddha all the way.

QFT i put my own spin at the end

Murloc
2006-08-10, 05:36
Buddha indeed.

Sidhartha FTW

Anyway, yes, Inglis has indeed banned Satan from their town.

The direct quote is "Satan, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of Inglis."

-Mayor Carolyn Risher http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/01/29/town.satan/

Anyway care to join me in WTFing?

Abrahim
2006-08-10, 09:36
quote:Originally posted by Murloc:

Buddha indeed.

Sidhartha FTW

Anyway, yes, Inglis has indeed banned Satan from their town.

The direct quote is "Satan, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of Inglis."

-Mayor Carolyn Risher http: //archives .cnn.com/2 002/US/01/29/town.satan/ (http: //archives .cnn.com/2 002/US/01/ 29/town.sa tan/)

Anyway care to join me in WTFing?

Lol I think Carolyn Risher is SATAN. I don't really think that. I just said I think that but I don't really think that ok? SATAN BEGONE!

Graemy
2006-08-10, 15:01
well if satan is pure evile i don't think a ban will keep him away, i think it might make him spend more time there thinking "you can't ban me, you going to hell"

Aft3r ImaGe
2006-08-10, 15:18
Doesn't that infringe on Satan's first amendment rights?

If I had a town I'd ban the flying spaghetti monster, that would learn him.

LostCause
2006-08-11, 12:15
Well, good for them. It's about time. They're only several thousand years too late, but that's okay, because I doubt any fine or ticket is going to thwart Satan. However, I still think it's a fine idea. Might as well ban Satan. While they're at it, they should ban wrong, too. And may be bad. May be they could even ban no.

Cheers,

Lost

Graemy
2006-08-11, 14:18
thye should ban hades, other gods that resemble the devil, just in case.

smallpox champion
2006-08-11, 14:22
If I had a town, I would ban Hercules.

Graemy
2006-08-11, 14:33
if i had a town i would take over the next town. then i would ban...diseases so no one gets sick.

Abrahim
2006-08-11, 15:27
quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

May be they could even ban no.

Cheers,

Lost

"Just say to Drugs"

The_Big_Beef
2006-08-12, 00:07
WTF?!? what a dumb bitch. its ignorant people like these that annoy the hell out of me. i mean i can only imagine what the town meeting must have been like.

Her: "Ok everyone, i propose to... BAN SATAN!!!"

Everyone else: "Yea! ban that mother fucker hes one evil son of a bitch!"

The one guy who knows this is bullshit: "WTF are these people thinkin?? this isnt even worth my time, i think im gonna go get drunk and beat my wife."

Abrahim
2006-08-12, 00:35
quote:Originally posted by The_Big_Beef:

WTF?!? what a dumb bitch. its ignorant people like these that annoy the hell out of me. i mean i can only imagine what the town meeting must have been like.

Her: "Ok everyone, i propose to... BAN SATAN!!!"

Everyone else: "Yea! ban that mother fucker hes one evil son of a bitch!"

The one guy who knows this is bullshit: "WTF are these people thinkin?? this isnt even worth my time, i think im gonna go get drunk and beat my wife."

Come on man, you know you would love to live in a town that is so wacky that they would BAN SATAN...I mean all other towns are like "Why didn't WE think of that!"

Graemy
2006-08-12, 01:11
no i want to live in a town wacky enough to ban diseases and injuries.

The_Big_Beef
2006-08-12, 06:36
quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

Come on man, you know you would love to live in a town that is so wacky that they would BAN SATAN...I mean all other towns are like "Why didn't WE think of that!"

Lol your right. i think it would be absolutely hilarious. im actually surprised it hasnt happened sooner.