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Satanz Handicaped Helper
2006-08-20, 00:05
http://tinyurl.com/6u7jp

I was thinking of puting it in I Found It On The Web but I tought it would do better here as most would take religion more serious. Move if you think its right. Anyways here are my results:

agnosticism 100%

atheism 75%

Islam 63%

Satanism 58%

Paganism 58%

Hinduism 46%

Buddhism 42%

Judaism 42%

Christianity 21%

Weird as I was raised Catholic and have no idea what agnosticism is.

Q777
2006-08-20, 00:28
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You scored as atheism.

atheism 92%

Satanism 92%

agnosticism 88%

Paganism 42%

Buddhism 33%

Judaism 29%

Islam 17%

Christianity 17%

Hinduism 4%

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[This message has been edited by Q777 (edited 08-20-2006).]

malaria
2006-08-20, 00:35
quote:You scored as agnosticism.

agnosticism 88%

Buddhism 67%

Paganism 67%

Islam 63%

Judaism 42%

atheism 42%

Hinduism 25%

Satanism 25%

Christianity 8%

Graemy
2006-08-20, 00:40
Buddhism 83%

atheism 54%

Paganisn 50%

Hinduism 46%

agnosticism 46%

Satanism 42%

Christianity 29%

Islam 25%

Judaism 21%

Drips
2006-08-20, 00:56
You scored as Satanism.





Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.



Satanism 79%

Buddhism 75%

Paganism 75%

Islam 63%

Hinduism 58%

atheism 58%

Judaism 38%

Christianity 29%

agnosticism 25%





[This message has been edited by Drips (edited 08-20-2006).]

hespeaks
2006-08-20, 01:06
You scored as atheism

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

88%

Atheism



88%

Satanism



88%

Buddhism



50%

Paganism



38%

Judaism



25%

agnosticism



25%

Christianity



13%

Hinduism



0%

Islam







[This message has been edited by hespeaks (edited 08-20-2006).]

Xerxes89
2006-08-20, 01:57
Buddhism 100%

Paganism 75%

atheism 46%

Hinduism 42%

Satanism 38%

Christianity 33%

Islam 33%

agnosticism 17%

Judaism 17%

WOOOT BUDDHISM!!!!

Abrahim
2006-08-20, 01:59
Islam



83%

Buddhism



67%

Satanism



58%

Hinduism



54%

Paganism



54%

Christianity



46%

Judaism



33%

agnosticism



33%

atheism



0%



HEY YOU GUYS WHO SCORED 63% on Islam, there were a few of you, wanna learn more!?

flatplat
2006-08-20, 02:19
Satanism 100%

atheism 79%

Paganism 71%

agnosticism 54%

Buddhism 46%

Christianity 29%

Islam 25%

Judaism 21%

Hinduism 4%

Rather interesting. I would've though that Atheism would've come out as the top one. Guess I'm one of the more self indulgent types.

But I'm not suprised most of the theistic one are sitting way down the bottom though. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Sommers88
2006-08-20, 02:48
atheism 100%

Satanism 100%

Buddhism 50%

Paganism 50%

agnosticism 50%

Judaism 42%

Islam 33%

Christianity 0%

Hinduism 0%

How could I get 100% in 2 things?

kenwih
2006-08-20, 03:47
You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism



79%

agnosticism



75%

atheism



71%

Buddhism



63%

Paganism



50%

Judaism



42%

Christianity



29%

Hinduism



21%

Islam



17%

some of those questions were worded incorrectly.

KRJ
2006-08-20, 04:16
You scored as Buddhism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.



Buddhism



75%

Hinduism



58%

Islam



54%

Satanism



50%

Paganism



46%

agnosticism



42%

Judaism



33%

Christianity



29%

atheism



25%



Wow,well that's a shock compared to what I get most of the time to these things...

danreil
2006-08-20, 05:46
You scored as atheism.





You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.



atheism



92%

agnosticism



92%

Satanism



71%

Paganism



50%

Buddhism



33%

Judaism



21%

Islam



21%

Christianity



17%

Hinduism



4%

dearestnight_falcon
2006-08-20, 10:57
You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism



67%

atheism



58%

Buddhism



42%

agnosticism



25%

Judaism



21%

Islam



8%

Hinduism



8%

Paganism



8%

Christianity



0%

Stupid, stupid test.

Doesn't cover those who are non religious yet hold to the view that morality is absolute.

Source
2006-08-20, 12:29
You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism



92%

atheism



88%

Paganism



88%

Buddhism



83%

Islam



58%

agnosticism



54%

Christianity



42%

Judaism



38%

Hinduism



29%

I was expecting Atheism to be my top.

Interest
2006-08-20, 20:23
Don't believe the hype..

in Christianity anything other then following Jesus is following Satan no matter how it's painted.

Interest
2006-08-20, 20:28
You scored as Christianity.





Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.



Christianity



96%

Judaism



54%

Buddhism



46%

Paganism



33%

Islam



29%

Hinduism



21%

Satanism



21%

agnosticism



4%

atheism



0%

truckfixr
2006-08-20, 20:46
You scored as atheism.





You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.



atheism



83%

Satanism



71%

Paganism



54%

Islam



50%

Judaism



38%

agnosticism



38%

Buddhism



33%

Christianity



13%

Hinduism



0%

boozehound420
2006-08-21, 01:42
You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Satanism

79%

agnosticism

79%

atheism

42%

Paganism

42%

Buddhism

33%

Christianity

29%

Judaism

29%

Islam

17%

Hinduism

13%

satanism, fuck that shit, how is not believing in a god make me worship satain

and it ses im 79% agnosticism because i answerd that 1 question saying existance of god cannot be proven

CaffeineJunkie
2006-08-21, 01:56
Paganism

96%

Buddhism

83%

Hinduism

71%

Satanism

63%

Islam

42%

Christianity

33%

Judaism

33%

agnosticism

0%

atheism

0%

Im actually Wiccan. so ya...

-|)arkon3-
2006-08-21, 03:08
You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism



100%

Satanism



79%

Buddhism



63%

Islam



63%

atheism



58%

Paganism



46%

Judaism



29%

Hinduism



25%

Christianity



17%

karma_sleeper
2006-08-21, 04:30
Christianity



88%

Buddhism



75%

agnosticism



58%

Hinduism



46%

Judaism



42%

Islam



38%

Paganism



33%

Satanism



25%

atheism



0%

CaffeineJunkie
2006-08-21, 04:33
hey Satanz Handicaped Helper, told you I'd be around http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Abrahim
2006-08-21, 04:47
quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Satanism

79%

agnosticism

79%

atheism

42%

Paganism

42%

Buddhism

33%

Christianity

29%

Judaism

29%

Islam

17%

Hinduism

13%

satanism, fuck that shit, how is not believing in a god make me worship satain

and it ses im 79% agnosticism because i answerd that 1 question saying existance of god cannot be proven

In this, Satanism is not a reference to Theistic Satanism but the Atheistic Satanism of Anton LeVay.

Abrahim
2006-08-21, 04:50
quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Satanism

79%

agnosticism

79%

atheism

42%

Paganism

42%

Buddhism

33%

Christianity

29%

Judaism

29%

Islam

17%

Hinduism

13%

satanism, fuck that shit, how is not believing in a god make me worship satain

and it ses im 79% agnosticism because i answerd that 1 question saying existance of god cannot be proven

Hey Buddy! Just to clearify something, this test is not referencing to Theistic Satanism which is a very small minority but rather ATHEISTIC SATANISM as described by Anton LeVay.

hankletank
2006-08-21, 05:29
Islam 96%

Buddhism 63%

Judaism 54%

Christianity 33%

Satanism 29%

Paganism 25%

agnosticism 21%

Hinduism 17%

atheism 4%

Abrahim
2006-08-21, 05:43
quote:Originally posted by hankletank:

Islam 96%

Buddhism 63%

Judaism 54%

Christianity 33%

Satanism 29%

Paganism 25%

agnosticism 21%

Hinduism 17%

atheism 4%

Fantastic!

FunkyZombie
2006-08-21, 06:01
agnosticism 92%

atheism 83%

Buddhism 63%

Satanism 63%

I suppose that makes sense. I've always said it's not that I don't believe in God it's just that I don't believe in any of your Gods. I only call myself atheist to freak out the weakminded. Plus I've always felt an affection for Buddhism, the world needs more Atheistic religions in my opinion.

Satanism though just tickles my funnybone. It's the only other Atheistic religion I can think of. Basically a bunch of atheists got together and decided plain vanilla Atheism was too boring. So they dressed in robes and started acting all spooky to freak out the fundies. Whats not to like?

Abrahim
2006-08-21, 06:08
quote:Originally posted by FunkyZombie:

agnosticism 92%

atheism 83%

Buddhism 63%

Satanism 63%

I suppose that makes sense. I've always said it's not that I don't believe in God it's just that I don't believe in any of your Gods. I only call myself atheist to freak out the weakminded. Plus I've always felt an affection for Buddhism, the world needs more Atheistic religions in my opinion.

Satanism though just tickles my funnybone. It's the only other Atheistic religion I can think of. Basically a bunch of atheists got together and decided plain vanilla Atheism was too boring. So they dressed in robes and started acting all spooky to freak out the fundies. Whats not to like?

Where was Islam?

Nightshade
2006-08-21, 07:26
You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 100%

Islam 75%

atheism 75%

Satanism 71%

Paganism 67%

Buddhism 63%

Hinduism 58%

Judaism 33%

Christianity 29%

Pretty accurate in general terms but I consider myself a Agnostic spiritualist which is the view that there may or may not be a god (or gods), while maintaining a general personal belief in a spiritual aspect of reality, particularly without distinct religious basis, or adherence to any established doctrine or dogma.

MRman
2006-08-21, 11:00
You scored as atheism.





You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.



Paganism



88%

atheism



88%

Buddhism



79%

Satanism



79%

Judaism



54%

Christianity



33%

Hinduism



29%

agnosticism



29%

Islam



29%





that is fucking bullshit... i am a buddhist through and through, no test is gonna tell me what i am, and besides, i took a better test that said i was therevada buddhist so fuck that test

Abrahim
2006-08-21, 12:11
quote:Originally posted by MRman:

You scored as atheism.





You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.



Paganism



88%

atheism



88%

Buddhism



79%

Satanism



79%

Judaism



54%

Christianity



33%

Hinduism



29%

agnosticism



29%

Islam



29%





that is fucking bullshit... i am a buddhist through and through, no test is gonna tell me what i am, and besides, i took a better test that said i was therevada buddhist so fuck that test

"that is fucking bullshit... i am a buddhist" I think the Dalai Lama said that once.



[This message has been edited by Abrahim (edited 08-21-2006).]

LiquidIce
2006-08-21, 12:21
You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible toprove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 75%

Satanism 75%

Islam 71%

Paganism 67%

Buddhism 67%

Hinduism 58%

Judaism 50%

atheism 46%

Christianity 33%

~Yup, thats pretty accurate, almost satanism, almost islam... almost paganism... christianity last place... yeah, thats pretty much me.

[This message has been edited by LiquidIce (edited 08-21-2006).]

coolwestman
2006-08-21, 14:57
Buddhism



83%

Hinduism



83%

Islam



67%

Judaism



58%

Christianity



58%

agnosticism



54%

Paganism



50%

atheism



21%

Satanism



8%

Beelz
2006-08-21, 15:30
atheism



63%

Islam



58%

agnosticism



54%

Paganism



46%

Satanism



46%

Judaism



42%

Buddhism



29%

Christianity



29%

Hinduism



4%

Zman
2006-08-21, 18:01
&lt;b&gt;Christianity&lt;/b&gt;. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian.

Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianit&gt;92%

Judaism71%

Islam50

Buddhism33%

Hinduism17%

agnosticism17%

Satanism0%Paganism0%atheis;0%

[This message has been edited by Zman (edited 08-21-2006).]

Plex
2006-08-21, 18:44
atheism 83%

Satanism 75%

agnosticism 67%

Paganism 63%

Buddhism 58%

Judaism 29%

Islam 25%

Christianity 21%

Hinduism 0%

[This message has been edited by Plex (edited 08-21-2006).]

zhoner
2006-08-21, 23:30
Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.



Satanism 88%

Christianity 67%

Buddhism 58%

Islam 54%

Paganism 46%

agnosticism 46%

atheism 33%

Judaism 29%

Hinduism 25%

Graemy
2006-08-21, 23:33
BUDDHISTS UNITE!!

23
2006-08-21, 23:55
Islam, except I'm catholic... ?

king koopa
2006-08-21, 23:55
You scored as agnosticism.

agnosticism 88%

Islam 71%

Satanism 67%

Buddhism 67%

Paganism 63%

atheism 63%

Christianity 33%

Hinduism 25%

Judaism 17%

RogueEagle91
2006-08-22, 01:25
i know this is a pointless quiz, but i wouldn't have guessed so many would score so high in satanism. but, then i think this is totse. we all like to indulge without consequence...

Satanism



88%

Buddhism



79%

Paganism



67%

agnosticism



63%

atheism



63%

Judaism



50%

Islam



29%

Hinduism



13%

Christianity



0%

random_jew
2006-08-22, 01:36
atheism



100%

Satanism



79%

Islam



58%

agnosticism



54%

Buddhism



50%

Paganism



42%

Judaism



25%

Christianity



17%

Hinduism



4%



AMEN

Summer of George
2006-08-22, 05:30
Buddhism

100%

agnosticism

83%

atheism

54%

Paganism

46%

Islam

42%

Hinduism

33%

Christianity

25%

Judaism

21%

Satanism

17%

Abrahim
2006-08-22, 05:41
quote:Originally posted by 23:

Islam, except I'm catholic... ?

Talk to me!

---Beany---
2006-08-22, 10:35
Buddhism 83%

Paganism 75%

Hinduism 75%

Satanism 75%

Christianity 63%

Islam 58%

agnosticism 58%

atheism 33%

Judaism 25%

MRman
2006-08-22, 11:11
quote:Originally posted by Graemy:

BUDDHISTS UNITE!!

*unites with other buddhists*

Viraljimmy
2006-08-23, 03:26
Satanism

92%

atheism

67%

Paganism

67%

Buddhism

63%

agnosticism

63%

Hinduism

54%

Islam

42%

Christianity

25%

Judaism

21%

Abrahim
2006-08-23, 03:33
quote:Originally posted by random_jew:

atheism



100%

Satanism



79%

Islam



58%

agnosticism



54%

Buddhism



50%

Paganism



42%

Judaism



25%

Christianity



17%

Hinduism



4%



AMEN

Islam!

WNxCurian
2006-08-23, 03:51
Christianity



83%

Islam



50%

Judaism



50%

Paganism



33%

Buddhism



29%

agnosticism



25%

Satanism



25%

Hinduism



21%

atheism



0%

yep http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Loc Dogg
2006-08-23, 11:06
You scored as Islam.

Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam

100%

Buddhism

63%

Judaism

58%

Paganism

50%

Satanism

25%

Christianity

21%

Hinduism

8%

agnosticism

8%

atheism

0%

Purple Turtle AK
2006-08-24, 05:01
Interesting since I have a Doctorate in Theology! LOL

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.



agnosticism

67%

Buddhism

67%

Satanism

54%

Paganism

50%

Judaism

46%

Christianity

46%

Hinduism

38%

atheism

33%

Islam

33%

http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

Zay
2006-08-24, 05:43
I dont know what to make of this, I scored islam highest right after agnosticism , even though I've never had an interest in it.

agnosticism



100%

Islam



67%

Satanism



67%

atheism



63%

Paganism



63%

Judaism



54%

Buddhism



46%

Christianity



33%

Hinduism



0%



[This message has been edited by Zay (edited 08-24-2006).]

Abrahim
2006-08-24, 08:45
quote:Originally posted by Zay:

I dont know what to make of this, I scored islam highest right after agnosticism , even though I've never had an interest in it.

agnosticism



100%

Islam



67%

Satanism



67%

atheism



63%

Paganism



63%

Judaism



54%

Buddhism



46%

Christianity



33%

Hinduism



0%



Well you know who you can talk to if you ever have any questions about Islam!

Raw_Power
2006-08-24, 08:50
Abrahim, stop fucking spamming! This is not an instant messenger and this is certainly not a lecture hall where you’re the soul lecturer!

‘So, as you can see, the universe and what it is within is god. And I base this hypothesis on entirely nothing except what some Neanderthals said and my own personal opinion that god has to be omnipotent. Any questions? Huh, huh, huh?! Any?!’

Sephiroth
2006-09-06, 01:34
Judaism



100%

Islam



75%

Buddhism



54%

Christianity



38%

Paganism



25%

Hinduism



13%

agnosticism



13%

Satanism



8%

atheism



0%

HandOfZek
2006-09-06, 04:25
You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism



92%

atheism



83%

agnosticism



63%

Buddhism



46%

Paganism



42%

Christianity



21%

Judaism



17%

Islam



8%

Hinduism



0%

firekitty751
2006-09-06, 08:30
Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism 88%

Paganism 79%

Satanism 75%

agnosticism 71%

Hinduism 58%

atheism 46%

Islam 46%

Judaism 42%

Christianity 38%

Edit: Weird, because out of all of those, Hinduism is the closest to my beliefs.

[This message has been edited by firekitty751 (edited 09-06-2006).]

redzed
2006-09-06, 09:57
Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.



Paganism



83%

Buddhism



79%

agnosticism



71%

Christianity



67%

Hinduism



67%

Satanism



58%

Judaism



58%

Islam



42%

atheism



38%



Who woulda thought http://www.totse.com/bbs/confused.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/confused.gif)That's the second one of these that reckons pagan, maybe should look into it?

Pagans Unite!!! http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

PossesedSmurf
2006-09-09, 01:22
Satanism 100%

atheism 75%

Buddhism 67%

Judaism 67%

Islam 58%

agnosticism 50%

Paganism 38%

Hinduism 25%

Christianity 8%



Funny, I'm a Satanist.

tatari gami
2006-09-09, 02:20
Satanism 100%

atheism 71%

Judaism 38%

Buddhism 33%

Paganism 17%

agnosticism 17%

Christianity 13%

Hinduism 4%

Islam 4%

CaffeineJunkie
2006-09-09, 02:30
quote:Originally posted by redzed:



Pagans Unite!!! http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif) http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

woooooo

*unites with other pagan*

Betrayal
2006-09-09, 04:22
You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism



79%

agnosticism



75%

Islam



67%

Christianity



58%

Buddhism



50%

Paganism



50%

atheism



50%

Judaism



42%

Hinduism



38%

1E-
2006-09-10, 04:28
You scored as agnosticism.

agnosticism

92%

Satanism

79%

Islam

75%

atheism

71%

Paganism

63%

Buddhism

58%

Hinduism

50%

Christianity

33%

Judaism

29%

DeuceOmen
2006-10-16, 01:00
You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

100%

agnosticism

79%

Islam

63%

Buddhism

58%

atheism

46%

Paganism

42%

Judaism

38%

Hinduism

38%

Christianity

21%

Lol 100% holy shit.

It seems people on this forum have a big thing against Satanism though. I'm sure this has been asnwered 100 times but I looked in the archives and I cant seem to find out why

Obbe
2006-10-16, 02:18
You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism



83%

Buddhism



79%

Islam



79%

Paganism



75%

Hinduism



71%

Satanism



71%

Christianity



50%

Judaism



50%

atheism



46%

aetherdweller
2006-10-16, 02:33
You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism



75%

agnosticism



63%

Buddhism



63%

Islam



46%

Hinduism



42%

atheism



42%

Satanism



42%

Judaism



29%

Christianity



25%



Paganism.... eh, close enough.

Hexadecimal
2006-10-16, 04:09
Sweet! Weird though, because I'm buddhist, hindi, christian, taoist, islamic, jewish, pagan, satanic, shinto, and agnostic. Err, let's just call it pantheism, if you want. I believe God has been present in all cultures as a man to spread his Way; hence the complete agreement of teachings between all religions, and even agnosticism to the extreme of solipsism (we are without knowledge of anything, but God is not).

Buddhism 100%

Hinduism 92%

Christianity 83%

Paganism 75%

Satanism 67%

Islam 67%

Judaism 58%

Atheism 33%

Agnosticism 17%

Clarphimous
2006-10-16, 07:22
atheism 67%

Buddhism 63%

agnosticism 63%

Paganism 54%

Satanism 50%

Judaism 33%

Hinduism 33%

Islam 25%

Christianity 21%

I'm rather indecisive. But yeah, that's definitely me. BTW, to fix that problem with the lists messing up, put spaces in your list somewhere. Tabs and line breaks don't do the trick. Have to have spaces, or the auto-word break will come in and screw everything up.

Raw_Power
2006-10-16, 07:35
Satanism - 96%

atheism - 96%

Buddhism - 75%

agnosticism - 71%

Paganism - 63%

Judaism - 42%

Christianity - 21%

Islam - 17%

Hinduism - 0%

Starsword
2006-10-21, 06:48
You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism



71%

Hinduism



71%

Buddhism



67%

Satanism



63%

agnosticism



58%

Judaism



50%

Islam



46%

Christianity



29%

atheism



17%

ShouldTrip
2006-10-21, 20:16
Satanism 79%

atheism 75%

Buddhism 75%

Islam 63%

Paganism 38%

Judaism 33%

agnosticism 29%

Christianity 25%

Hinduism 17%



Heh, sounds ok to me =)

Sharule
2006-10-21, 21:20
You scored as Judaism.

Your views are closest to those of Judaism. If you are not a Jew, do more research on Judaism and possibly consider becoming one; however, realize that conversion to Judaism is difficult. Judaism was the first of the Abrahamic faiths; it precedes both Christianity and Islam.

Judaism - 75%

Islam - 71%

Buddhism - 50%

agnosticism - 50%

Satanism - 33%

Christianity - 29%

Paganism - 17%

atheism - 17%

Hinduism - 4%

dragoon84
2006-10-22, 00:53
Buddhism 88%

agnosticism 83%

Hinduism 71%

Islam 50%

atheism 50%

Judaism 42%

Paganism 42%

Christianity 38%

Satanism 25%

chickenpoop
2006-10-22, 05:03
agnosticism



83%

Satanism



58%

Islam



54%

atheism



50%

Buddhism



50%

Hinduism



46%

Judaism



38%

Paganism



33%

Christianity



17%

the agnostic part being high is no surprise....

Mantikore
2006-10-22, 09:57
You scored as Satanism.





Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.



Satanism



63%

Islam



63%

Buddhism



58%

Paganism



50%

Christianity



50%

atheism



46%

agnosticism



42%

Judaism



29%

Hinduism



25%



woohoo satanism

Levo75
2006-10-22, 17:52
atheism

92%

Satanism

88%

Paganism

58%

agnosticism

50%

Buddhism

46%

Islam

17%

Christianity

8%

Hinduism

0%

Judaism

0%

Dr. Phil
2006-10-26, 15:47
Satanism 88%

agnosticism 71%

Islam 50%

atheism 42%

Paganism 42%

Christianity 38%

Hinduism 38%

Buddhism 33%

Judaism 21%



omg Satanism. hmm..

sh0x0rz3r
2006-10-26, 18:38
Wow, a lot of atheists and satanists on totse.

Buddhism 100%

agnosticism 92%

Paganism 79%

Satanism 67%

atheism 63%

Hinduism 46%

Judaism 33%

Christianity 29%

Islam 21%



Hooray for buddhism.

Entheogenic
2006-10-26, 19:00
You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism



83%

Buddhism



58%

agnosticism



54%

Satanism



54%

Paganism



46%

Judaism



38%

Islam



38%

Christianity



29%

Hinduism



0%



No way! :P



Entheogenic

ThE JoKeR
2006-11-01, 12:34
You scored as Buddhism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism



88%

Paganism



75%

agnosticism



63%

Satanism



54%

atheism



46%

Islam



42%

Hinduism



33%

Judaism



21%

Christianity



8%



[This message has been edited by ThE JoKeR (edited 11-01-2006).]

DaedalusOwnsYou
2006-11-02, 01:11
You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism



96%

Buddhism



79%

atheism



71%

agnosticism



63%

Islam



54%

Hinduism



33%

Paganism



29%

Judaism



29%

Christianity



17%

[This message has been edited by DaedalusOwnsYou (edited 11-02-2006).]

gomp
2006-11-02, 08:29
atheism 100%

Satanism 100%

Buddhism 58%

Paganism 54%

agnosticism 29%

Judaism 25%

Christianity 21%

Hinduism 17%

Islam 17%

THERE IS NO GOD DAMN GOD, GOD DAMNIT!!!!

RedWasp
2006-11-07, 04:25
You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

100%

Buddhism

88%

agnosticism

83%

atheism

75%

Paganism

46%

Islam

46%

Hinduism

33%

Christianity

25%

Judaism

25%

Duck
2006-11-16, 21:36
Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.



Satanism100%

atheism83%

Buddhism75%

Judaism50%

agnosticism50%

Paganism42%

Hinduism17%

Islam17%

Christianity0%



Nothing I didn't already know

kurdt318
2006-11-16, 23:32
79%

atheism



79%

Satanism



79%

Paganism



79%

Islam



67%

Buddhism



58%

Judaism



42%

agnosticism



33%

Christianity



29%

Hinduism



8%

ChaosSlayer
2006-11-17, 01:11
A got a 100% on Satanism and 92% on atheism. Surprised that I didn't get Atheism first, then Buddhism. Then again, it was hard to take the quiz because it seemed to assume the existance and holiness of a christian God + prophet in a lot of questions.

Seriously
2006-11-17, 01:26
You scored as Buddhism.





Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.



Buddhism



83%

Hinduism



79%

Paganism



71%

Satanism



63%

Islam



58%

Christianity



50%

agnosticism



42%

atheism



21%

Judaism



21%