ok so I've decided i want to become more religious but, can't decide which religion to choose. So its up to you totse to forever decide my eternal fate and my religion. Whichever suggestion amuses me the most i will select.So lets hear your religions!

Do you mean more religious(dogmatic) or more spiritual? If spiritual, stay the fuck away from Abrahamic religions and check out buddhism and various philosophies.

Religion is for the weak and ignorant.

Atheism FTW! http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif)

quote:Originally posted by kurdt318

ok so I've decided i want to become more religious but, can't decide which religion to choose.

How does one decide to want to become more religious? Are you finding a need to fit into a group or feel that you are missing out on something because of a lack of spirituality? If that's the case, I highly recommend a cheap little, easy reading book:

http://tinyurl.com/cefxm

Religion is for sheeps. All the cool kids are atheists http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Seriously, I think totse is no way to choose a serious religion, unless you just want something to tell people when they asked. I think satanism is good because people will think you are a devil worshiper and then you get to explain it properly and make them look stupid.

Yes Religeon = Spirituality + Dogma

Just learn about spirituality.

Hmmm, this suggestion isn't very amusing is it?

Well this family once went into a talent agency and the father says "Hi Mr Talent agency guy, we have this act that we'd like you to sign up", the talent agency guy says "Sorry, we don't sign family acts they're too cute" then the father says please sir it's a real good act". "Sigh, okay says the Talent agency guy".

Suddenly the mother brings on a table complete with candles and 4 plates covered in spaggetti bolognaise, the mother and the father sit down and start enjoying a wonderful meal with polite conversation. "Oh here comes our lovely daughter" says the father as the daughter sits down and tastes some of her meal. "Oh mother this spaggetti is simply wonderful" says the daughter. "Not as wonderful as this" says the father as he slams his daughters head into the Bolognaise and starts fucking her asshole.

Then the boy walks in. He's only 12, but he knows the act well. He squats on the table and starts shitting in his mothers bolognaise which she then proceeds to rub her vagina into. Then the son stands and starts pissing into the mothers mouth which she gradually brings closer until she's sucking off her son. Whilst doing this the father and daughter each take a shit on the 2 other meals, which they then rub all over each other. After this the father bends his son over and fucks his ass whilst giving him a good old reach around. The father and son then stand on the table and jerk their loads all over the mother and daughter whilst shouting "Learn about spirituality, it's great".

....or something

Note: Slight variation of the aristocrat ending

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Religion is for the weak and ignorant.

Atheism FTW! http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif)

quote:Originally posted by kurdt318:

ok so I've decided i want to become more religious but, can't decide which religion to choose. So its up to you totse to forever decide my eternal fate and my religion. Whichever suggestion amuses me the most i will select.So lets hear your religions!



Only become 'religious' if you have gotten attached to some faith. You can't just say "Okay I'm going to be religious, now let's choose a religion!!111!1!11eleven!!11!!!11"

You need to think; a lot at that. Don't just go around asking for religions, let it come to you. If you come across some religious experience, then you should go with that faith.