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stabbyjack
2006-09-16, 03:43
how would a fight between Xenu and any other religeous figure go

if you dont know about Xenu google wiki and scientology

need I say more

ChildOfRebellion
2006-09-16, 04:06
sounds to me like angels and demons. exept modernized. either way i would say jesus cause this guy doesnt have powers(or at least wiki didnt talk about them)

Viraljimmy
2006-09-16, 08:39
Xenu would be a good bet -

he has the nukes.

Source
2006-09-16, 11:42
I just went to wiki and looked it up, I can tell you this. I have never read such dribble in my life! People actually believe this?!

Jewbacca
2006-09-16, 19:21
quote:Originally posted by Source:

I just went to wiki and looked it up, I can tell you this. I have never read such dribble in my life! People actually believe this?!

What can I say? It takes MASSIVE balls to live in a volcano.

/praise xenu

ArmsMerchant
2006-09-16, 20:41
True religious figures would have no need to fight.

Raw_Power
2006-09-16, 20:49
quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

True religious figures would have no need to fight.

Tell that to Jesus. I’m looking forward to the apocalypse, are you, ArmsMerchant?

Viraljimmy
2006-09-16, 21:25
I'll wait and buy it on dvd.

Starsword
2006-09-18, 05:54
Well, the God and Goddess would kick Xenu's ass. The God would gore him in the stomach with His antlers and then fuck him up the ass to teach him a lesson. Then the Goddess would beat him in the face with Her breasts so hard he would see stars. Then they'd both yell "LEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOYY JEEEEENNNNNNNNKKIIIIIINNS!" and punch him in the face a few times for good measure.

I'm Wiccan by the way.

Ra-deus
2006-09-18, 06:09
I guess Xenu would drop all their asses in a volcano, so he wins.

Frontier Psychiatrist
2006-10-03, 18:16
quote:Originally posted by Source:

I just went to wiki and looked it up, I can tell you this. I have never read such dribble in my life! People actually believe this?!

Why it's almost as insane as a talking bush or a virgin birth!

ShouldTrip
2006-10-03, 19:50
quote:Originally posted by Frontier Psychiatrist:

Why it's almost as insane as a talking bush or a virgin birth!

Hehe Zing http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)