Elephantitis Man
2006-09-20, 23:44
I read this funny flood theory at that homeschoolers forum I go to. Thought everyone here would have a laugh (or at least those with a basic knowledge of geology and astronomy).
quote:Here is a theory of mine:
"Firmament" in Genesis 1 means "solar system." The water above the firmament was the cloud of ice and comets past Neptune. God caused the flood by letting this cloud of ice fall to the sun. This caused floods and craters on the Earth, Mars, the Moon, and other planets and moons. This changed the orbit of Neptune and released Pluto from Neptune's grasp. On the earth, some of the ice melted into some of the water of the flood. A large comet near the earth caused gravitational forces, which shattered the earths crust like the shell of a hard boiled egg. The gravity caused 10,000 foot tides to cover the continents. The ice froze much of the earth. The ice age was the 4500 years since the flood, when all this ice slowly is melting. Greenland is still part of the ice age. Global warming is occurring, because the earth is still warming slowly back to the state of equilibrium.
What do you think?
Here's the link where you can see a few people ask even funnier questions and giving their expert advise based on their extensive knowledge of Genesis: Linky (http://www.homeschoolalumni.org/viewtopic.php?t=2518).
quote:Here is a theory of mine:
"Firmament" in Genesis 1 means "solar system." The water above the firmament was the cloud of ice and comets past Neptune. God caused the flood by letting this cloud of ice fall to the sun. This caused floods and craters on the Earth, Mars, the Moon, and other planets and moons. This changed the orbit of Neptune and released Pluto from Neptune's grasp. On the earth, some of the ice melted into some of the water of the flood. A large comet near the earth caused gravitational forces, which shattered the earths crust like the shell of a hard boiled egg. The gravity caused 10,000 foot tides to cover the continents. The ice froze much of the earth. The ice age was the 4500 years since the flood, when all this ice slowly is melting. Greenland is still part of the ice age. Global warming is occurring, because the earth is still warming slowly back to the state of equilibrium.
What do you think?
Here's the link where you can see a few people ask even funnier questions and giving their expert advise based on their extensive knowledge of Genesis: Linky (http://www.homeschoolalumni.org/viewtopic.php?t=2518).