Does anyone have any suggestions as how to dress and act like a stereotypical Christian kid so that me and a friend can go to this church thing? We are unreligious but wanna go to this thing cause there will be hundreds of girls. How do they dress? I guess I need to shave? And this is going to take a lot of acting/pretending...

quote:Originally posted by graphite:

Does anyone have any suggestions as how to dress and act like a stereotypical Christian kid so that me and a friend can go to this church thing? We are unreligious but wanna go to this thing cause there will be hundreds of girls. How do they dress? I guess I need to shave? And this is going to take a lot of acting/pretending...

Just wear nice clothes and act normal... Them churchgoin' folk aren't all that different.

Nah but we live in the Bible belt. He's never been to church and looks like a Jew. And I have the curly hair of a Jew but I'm Catholic and haven't been to church in years. And now we're gonna just walk into this southern baptist place...

light-blue work shirt tucked into sand coloured trousers with black loathers. And comb your hair to the left.

Around here, most of the churches let you dress casual. I'm in Texas, so also in the Bible Belt I guess. http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif) I'd go with nice shirts and pants - you know, not a torn up T-shirt with skulls and band names on it or whatever - but nothing too special. Something muted, perhaps with a collar, for the shirt; and khaki pants or nice jeans.

But then, some churches DO want you to dress up... so I don't know. But I doubt they'll kick you out unless you have on a HAIL SATAN shirt or something http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)

Edit: Shaving probably couldn't hurt. As for acting... well, most Christians are normal people. Nothing too different. No shouting or anything, and crude jokes probably wouldn't be appreciated; but that's just common sense. Regarding the actual service and so forth, just mimic the people around you. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 09-26-2006).]

Wear a red T-shirt that has a print of Hitler’s face with the words “God loves all. God forgives all” written on it in white.

[This message has been edited by Raw_Power (edited 09-26-2006).]

Dont wear anything. then you can say you and your friend are reinacting the garden of eden, of course i think one of you will have to tape your dick between your legs. if you do it right they should understand.

^While you're at it, wave a snake around and speak in tongues.

Or wave your tongue around and speak like a snake. . . .

Or wave your dick around and. . . oh, never mind.

quote:Originally posted by Raw_Power:

Wear a red T-shirt that has a print of Hitler’s face with the words “God loves all. God forgives all” written on it in white.



Fucking brilliant.