View Full Version : My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
Especially if you don't have one.
vazilizaitsev89
2006-10-09, 00:54
my god is the sun..and I DARE you to beat the shit out of the sun...it'll burn your ass!
Hey Moses could stomp the suns ass anyday
vazilizaitsev89
2006-10-09, 02:36
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Hey Moses could stomp the suns ass anyday
...and George Bush Jr. got a 1600 on his SATs....
chickenpoop
2006-10-09, 07:23
My god is a vengeful god. He is an indian, with the head of a wolf.
LostCause
2006-10-09, 10:30
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Hey Moses could stomp the suns ass anyday
Moses couldn't do shit next to the Sun. All Moses did was herd sheep and get god to do his bidding. Ass.
Cheers,
Lost
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Especially if you don't have one.
if i dont have a god (which i dont) how can you beat the shit out of it? theres nothing to beat the shit out of... im sorry, but your logic is gay
Your Logic is Gay. Since you don't have a god, My god wins by default. You FAIL.
Hexadecimal
2006-10-10, 00:35
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Your Logic is Gay. Since you don't have a god, My god wins by default. You FAIL.
If he doesn't have a god, he isn't a competitor, thus your logic fails.
And when are you gonna realize that you don't have a god, but are one?
AudJobLion
2006-10-10, 03:16
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Your Logic is Gay. Since you don't have a god, My god wins by default. You FAIL.
your logic failed twice....lmao you suk...
Starsword
2006-10-11, 05:23
Beat the shit out of the Sun. Try it. I dare ya.
Beat the shit out of the Moon. Good luck getting to her.
Beat the shit out of Isis, who once created a magical guided harpoon and speared people with it.
Beat the shit out of Athena, who is probably better at fighting than you. And has cool armor.
Beat the shit out of the Horned God, who not only is a hunter, but has big antlers to gore you with.
I'd buy tickets to those fights.
Twisted_Ferret
2006-10-11, 05:59
quote:Originally posted by Starsword:
Beat the shit out of the Sun. Try it. I dare ya.
Beat the shit out of the Moon. Good luck getting to her.
Beat the shit out of Isis, who once created a magical guided harpoon and speared people with it.
Beat the shit out of Athena, who is probably better at fighting than you. And has cool armor.
Beat the shit out of the Horned God, who not only is a hunter, but has big antlers to gore you with.
I'd buy tickets to those fights.
Dude, harpoons and antlers don't got shit on the Rod of Moses!
karma_sleeper
2006-10-12, 06:15
quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:
My god is a vengeful god. He is an indian, with the head of a wolf.
Now let's all bow our heads and pretend to be serious.
One_way_mirror
2006-10-12, 12:34
I am teh God of my reality. tell your god to bring it.
And on the sabbath day, God said "My cock is bigger than your cock!"
MidnightRambler
2006-10-12, 18:53
quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
Originally posted by Starsword:
Beat the shit out of the Sun. Try it. I dare ya.
Beat the shit out of the Moon. Good luck getting to her.
Beat the shit out of Isis, who once created a magical guided harpoon and speared people with it.
Beat the shit out of Athena, who is probably better at fighting than you. And has cool armor.
Beat the shit out of the Horned God, who not only is a hunter, but has big antlers to gore you with.
I'd buy tickets to those fights.
Dude, harpoons and antlers don't got shit on the Rod of Moses!
Yeah, if I've got my stories right, it can turn into a snake. Snakes in a Bible!
vazilizaitsev89
2006-10-12, 21:59
quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:
Apparently,
the distance from earth and size can be determined by the colour:
blue is the biggest/hottest.... http://www.totse.com/bbs/cool.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/cool.gif)
but how long do those suns last?
My god is the Fresh Prince.
MilkAndInnards
2006-10-14, 08:42
quote:Originally posted by Mutter:
My god is the Fresh Prince.
QFT
ghost_of_perdition13
2006-10-18, 00:29
none of you guys got shit on the flying spaghetti monster