View Full Version : Was Jesus an Alchemist?
UnveiledWorld
2006-10-06, 08:53
Most people read the bible and take it literally, but I know some would interpret the cross and the Cross popularly used by alchemists. These same people would say that Jesus came to teach the art of Alchemy, and that his true teachings were those passed down by the Gnostics. What do you guys think?
postdiluvium
2006-10-06, 14:41
Wrong forum buddy.
Being that he was a sort of magician, to get labelled as a messiah, he most likely was an alchemist or a mathematician. Based on his water to wine trick from the wedding at Cana, I'd believe the former.
Distromnia
2006-10-10, 13:28
quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:
Wrong forum buddy.
Being that he was a sort of magician, to get labelled as a messiah, he most likely was an alchemist or a mathematician. Based on his water to wine trick from the wedding at Cana, I'd believe the former.
...You belive in alchemy? ROFL
SwitchbladeAK47
2006-10-10, 20:52
uh yea.. we al belivieve in alchemy u dumbfuck
it is the origin of modern science http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)
niggersexual
2006-10-10, 21:18
INB4LOCK
somebody has been watching too much full Metal
Exploration Of LolSpace
2006-10-10, 22:53
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
somebody has been watching too much full Metal
Oh noes, you a flame alchemist?
Penguins in the Desert
2006-10-10, 23:51
quote:Originally posted by Distromnia:
...You belive in alchemy? ROFL
You believe in a man that lives in the sky and hides dinosaur fossils to trick people?
Distromnia
2006-10-11, 00:05
quote:Originally posted by Penguins in the Desert:
You believe in a man that lives in the sky and hides dinosaur fossils to trick people?
Nope. I worship the Almight Machine Intelligence at the Center of the Universe. AMICU, Bitch!
devils91323
2006-10-11, 00:15
Cuz i'm as free as a birdd now
quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of LolSpace:
Oh noes, you a flame alchemist?
Oh noes, you must be a retard. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
AeroDynamic
2006-10-11, 01:07
Jesus hates you.
Whore of God
2006-10-11, 01:34
Post this in: My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God.
And I doubt Jesus was an alchemist, I'd like to see some evidence of that to convince me of such a thing.
Sephiroth
2006-10-11, 02:16
MGCBTSOOYG.
-=Sephiroth=-
Maybe. There might be some merit there.