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hedblown
2006-11-05, 23:26
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This may make you sick!

Why do we sleep in church,

but when the cerimony is over we suddenly wake up?

Why is it so hard to talk about God,

but so easy to talk about sex?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,

Yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller,

But bars and clubs are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Just remember God is always watching you.

Repost this as "Don't read if you're under 13."

80 % of you wont repost this.

The Lord said:

"If you deny me infront of your friends,

I will deny you infront of my father

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My addition (hedblown)

this is all true but luckily i made a deal with god at about age 14. i was at a christian camp and well we had sort of a huge circle of about 200 kids + councellors we were taking in the lordly flesh and blood. praying as we wished. i did wut i ment to. i threw the bread upon the stone. took drink to all the wine. then as every one gasped i spat it out twisting my foot upon the two. there were many shocked faces in this crowd. some stayed in the clearing huging and crying out to the lord many of us returned to our dorms ( 1 huge two story buildin) this year boys upstairs,girls downstairs. i sat out side next to the outdoor stair case leading to the boys dorms. i sat and cryed in fury. many here were very fond of me becuz ...well i used to be a diffrent person. but many loved me and many did not want to see me fall down satans path. i cryed my blood and soon those close to me began crouching down and hugging me. it seemed many were gathering around. although soon anger released itself again. i began screaming. the stuborn christians began praying. i began to bite and scratch and slash my way through ( at this time well over 75 people were pressed against me crying out. eventually the tension got so high i no longer felt myself i felt a jelous/angry beast within myself. screaming to escape all the godly attention. as im sure he looked upon thy. eventually my body collapsed. i did not black out. (well maybe medically) my soul was cast out and the beast returned to darkness i expierenced outer exsistence it is what will eventually happen to all of us. i did not hear smell touch or see anything. but i WAS. i was without control and with out guidence. there was nothing. just outer exsistence...god never spoke to me the ideas were just there afterwords. i will speak of them in a second. i came too, inside one of the dorm rooms that had been set up as the medical site. it seems that not 1 second before i woke it was agreed to call an ambulence (there was no need...i just wouldnt wake becuz i wasnt back yet dir) my cuzins boyfriend who i have always admired in a very respectful way was beside me. i cryed my tales to him and he prayed. i told him of the new found information that was unlocked and it told me there was no need for a religous life. that not all paths are to be the same. and god will not cast thy out for for ignoring him while life coarses through. i learned that no loving god would ever hold a grudge. and all are welcome if only they want it. there is no need to fear thy god. i will have my day to change into the Celestial Being my soul is. but ffor now i am only human. there are many MANY even sum upon my buddy list that will vouch that all of these events happend. well atleast they can back meup on all the material stuff. believe it or not do wut u wish with it

Raw_Power
2006-11-05, 23:39
I'm not going to read that until you edit it into paragraphs.

Q777
2006-11-05, 23:59
I see words but no grammar.

[This message has been edited by Q777 (edited 11-06-2006).]

Ravendust
2006-11-06, 06:57
dear 'god'..

hedblown
2006-11-06, 09:30
quote:Originally posted by Ravendust:

dear 'god'..

did u read or the lack of grammer turned u away. i write as i think. i very known for writing this way. its very raw

THE ONLY SANE MAN
2006-11-06, 10:29
i hope god is watching me when i jack off then eat something right afterwards without washing my hands http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Aft3r ImaGe
2006-11-06, 16:40
It is like a gaint run on sentance from the hell I don't believe in....

cac0
2006-11-08, 07:19
quote:Originally posted by hedblown:

did u read or the lack of grammer turned u away. i write as i think. i very known for writing this way. its very raw

Holy shit! Are you fucking retarded? How old are you?

Source
2006-11-08, 12:41
I read it, but wish I hadn't.

gmail
2006-11-08, 16:48
quote:Originally posted by hedblown:

original coment



Why are churches getting smaller,

But bars and clubs are growing?



Because people are realizing religion is bullshit?

Q777
2006-11-08, 18:14
quote:Originally posted by hedblown:

its very raw

No, its called falling at the English language. Shift key and spell check FTW!



[This message has been edited by Q777 (edited 11-08-2006).]

Screechbythebell
2006-11-09, 07:21
quote:Originally posted by Q777:

No, its called falling at the English language. Shift key and spell check FTW!





I know it's a typo, but it's still funny.

3126
2006-11-09, 09:23
Hedblown... did you vote for republican by any chance?

Aft3r ImaGe
2006-11-09, 15:35
quote:Originally posted by 3126:

Hedblown... did you vote for republican by any chance?

He uses myspace, he can't vote.

ShouldTrip
2006-11-09, 15:39
quote:Originally posted by Q777:

No, its called falling at the English language. Shift key and spell check FTW!





Well, not only did the OP fall at the English language. He fell on it, and broke it.

I read something about crying in fury.. and people liking you?