My God is Harvey. He's a hippopotamus. He plays a magical harp made of many golden strings. He farts chocolate chips and lives in a magic kingdom filled with cotton candy clouds and rainbow streets. When I die and go to be with Harvey, we'll laugh and play games together and slide through huge piles of gum drops and all manner of things will be well.

Good to see you don't only live in SG.

GTFO (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/nofuturechaosuk/gtfonotsg.jpg)



[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 12-02-2006).]

What's wrong with that baby's tongue?

I don't see what's so bad about my post. Harvey is a God to many people. His creation might be a little different from your own, but he's peaceful. He's happy and he wants everyone else to be happy as well. That is the true meaning of God.

It's not the face or the name. It's the message.

quote:Originally posted by Captain Asshat:

I don't see what's so bad about my post. Harvey is a God to many people. His creation might be a little different from your own, but he's peaceful. He's happy and he wants everyone else to be happy as well. That is the true meaning of God.

It's not the face or the name. It's the message.

Well, good on you then.

quote:Originally posted by Captain Asshat:

I don't see what's so bad about my post. Harvey is a God to many people. His creation might be a little different from your own, but he's peaceful. He's happy and he wants everyone else to be happy as well. That is the true meaning of God.

It's not the face or the name. It's the message.

I'm in agreement, actually. LOL

I'm glad you enjoy having fun...people take the whole God business WAY too serious.

quote:Originally posted by Captain Asshat:

I don't see what's so bad about my post. Harvey is a God to many people. His creation might be a little different from your own, but he's peaceful. He's happy and he wants everyone else to be happy as well. That is the true meaning of God.

It's not the face or the name. It's the message.



fuck yeah, bro.

first time i've ever seen you post out of travelers..

Today I had a serious discussion with another follower about Harvey. We both agree with Harvey's message.. peace, love, charity, and endless amounts of candy. However, my counterpart feels that Harvey does NOT, in fact, fart chocolate chips. He's also crazy enough to believe that Harvey plays the flute. I mean come on.. everyone KNOWS that Harvey plays a magical harp. This is absolutely outrageous, and cannot be taken in by any devout Harveyite.

I was even more shocked when my new acquaintance informed me that an entire Church of Harvey near here believes in this flute nonsense. I've consulted with my Church, and we've decided that the only possible course of action is to kill them.

quote:Originally posted by Captain Asshat:

Today I had a serious discussion with another follower about Harvey. We both agree with Harvey's message.. peace, love, charity, and endless amounts of candy. However, my counterpart feels that Harvey does NOT, in fact, fart chocolate chips. He's also crazy enough to believe that Harvey plays the flute. I mean come on.. everyone KNOWS that Harvey plays a magical harp. This is absolutely outrageous, and cannot be taken in by any devout Harveyite.

I was even more shocked when my new acquaintance informed me that an entire Church of Harvey near here believes in this flute nonsense. I've consulted with my Church, and we've decided that the only possible course of action is to kill them.

Interesting.

Is there a Book of Harveyness? Is it filled with contradictions, tales of murder and hate?

If so, I know another similar religion.

quote:Originally posted by AnAsTaSiO:

Interesting.

Is there a Book of Harveyness? Is it filled with contradictions, tales of murder and hate?

If so, I know another similar religion.

There is an ancient, sacred Tome of Harvey. It cannot be read by just anyone though. Harvey must first appear to you in a vision, inspiring you to dedicate yourself to his grace, wisdom, and sweet-toothery. When that happens, you simply pay three easy installments of $19.95 and you'll receive your own Tome, personalized with your name engraved on the front cover, 10% off discount coupons for your friends and family, as well as free, 24/7 spiritual support via telephone. Simply dial 1-800-4Harvey.

Asshat, at first I thought you were being creative and cool...but you've turned out to be another fool who thinks he can change someone's mind on a faith-issue. :/

quote:Originally posted by Captain Asshat:

There is an ancient, sacred Tome of Harvey. It cannot be read by just anyone though. Harvey must first appear to you in a vision, inspiring you to dedicate yourself to his grace, wisdom, and sweet-toothery. When that happens, you simply pay three easy installments of $19.95 and you'll receive your own Tome, personalized with your name engraved on the front cover, 10% off discount coupons for your friends and family, as well as free, 24/7 spiritual support via telephone. Simply dial 1-800-4Harvey.

I am seriously thinking about converting. One final question though, do you have corrupt leaders who like little boys?

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Asshat, at first I thought you were being creative and cool...but you've turned out to be another fool who thinks he can change someone's mind on a faith-issue. :/

I'm not trying to change anyone's mind on anything, least of all your own "faith-issue" that I'm not even familiar with. That you take offense at what I've said is 100% your problem.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

people take the whole God business WAY too serious. :/

quote:Originally posted by AnAsTaSiO:

I am seriously thinking about converting. One final question though, do you have corrupt leaders who like little boys?

There are no leaders. There is no God but Harvey and VISA is the Messenger of Harvey.

Harveyhu Klondikebar.

I 'spose I should have put a wink somewhere in there.