http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

this guy seems to hate just about everything especailly the cathlic church, i dunno he seems kinda off his rocker to me

lol, the first words I read and I already know it's full of bullshit

Jesus Christ isn't the only way into heaven, love is. Although Jesus Christ IS love...but those that don't know about Jesus but still believe and live in a loving way, they're good to go. So to speak.

A disgrace to the name of the Lord. Should be taken off the web in my oppinion.

The Lord is often insulted and stays humble,

-Ronshim Morrie Smythberg

quote:Originally posted by Ron Smythberg:

A disgrace to the name of the Lord. Should be taken off the web in my oppinion.

The Lord is often insulted and stays humble,

-Ronshim Morrie Smythberg

I hate to break it to you but the "lord" doesn't exist. Wow...I just feel like I told a 4 year old that Santa is fake.

That is more fundie than the landover baptist and they are trying to be satire.

quote:Originally posted by gmail:

I hate to break it to you but the "lord" doesn't exist. Wow...I just feel like I told a 4 year old that Santa is fake.

Depends on what your definition that the lord is. Jesus was a real person. And don't tell other people that God doesn't exsist, it's your opinion. Leave it at that.

quote:Originally posted by gmail:

I hate to break it to you but the "lord" doesn't exist. Wow...I just feel like I told a 4 year old that Santa is fake.

OH WOW DUDE YOU ARE SO ENLIGHTENED PLEASE TELL ME MOAR

All pretty standard rants. Except his stuff on which bible translation is the only true translation. I might actually wade through his rants on thta for the entertainment value.

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The Gospel of Jon-Billy Joe-Bob

Chapter One

"And the LORD said THOU shalt have the RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS"

quote:Originally posted by gmail:

I hate to break it to you but the "lord" doesn't exist. Wow...I just feel like I told a 4 year old that Santa is fake.

you are an idiot. you can prove it anymore than a Christian can prove God exists.

quote:Originally posted by Zman:

you are an idiot. you can prove it anymore than a Christian can prove God exists.

you're right. santa does exist, sorry for doubting in Him

quote:Originally posted by bitplane:

you're right. santa does exist, sorry for doubting in Him

True. And so does Poseidon, lord of sea. I'd like to see anyone disprove his existence. http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif)

*prays to Poseidon* http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif)

Holy fuck, that site is pretty extreme . . . well, more large than extreme, since it just repeats the same bullshit over and over again down a huge page.

The only thing that makes my head hurt more than the crap on that site is the page layout. Has some interesting stuff on it though...

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evolution%20Hoax/evolution_is_stupid.htm

HAHAHAHAAH

quote: Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE! Dinosaur fossils don't prove anything except that they existed. Whether dinosaurs existed in Biblical times or during a pre-Adamic period is debatable amongst theologians. Many preachers believe that Lucifer operated a kingdom upon the earth prior to Genesis 1:2. The Bible does support this theory with credible evidence.

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quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

True. And so does Poseidon, lord of sea. I'd like to see anyone disprove his existence. http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif)

*prays to Poseidon* http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif)

Well here are the "real" gods I pray to:

Agdistis

Ah Puch

Ahura Mazda

Alberich

Amaterasu

An

Anat

Andvari

Anshar

Anu

Aphrodite

Apollo

Apsu

Ares

Artemis

Asclepius

Athena

Athirat

Athtart

Atlas

Baal

Ba Xian

Bacchus

Balder

Bast

Bellona

Bergelmir

Bes

Bixia Yuanjin

Bragi

Brahma

Brigit

Camaxtli

Ceres

Ceridwen

Cernunnos

Chac

Chalchiuhtlicue

Charun

Cheng-huang

Cybele

Dagon

Damkina

Davlin

Demeter

Diana

Di Cang

Dionysus

Ea

El

Enki

Enlil

Epona

Ereskigal

Farbauti

Fenrir

Forseti

Freya

Freyr

Frigg

Gaia

Ganesha

Ganga

Garuda

Gauri

Geb

Geong Si

Hades

Hanuman

Helios

Heng-o

Hephaestus

Hera

Hermes

Hod

Hoderi

Hoori

Horus

Hotei

Hestia

Huitzilopochtli

Hsi-Wang-Mu

Hygeia

Inanna

Inti

Ishtar

Isis

Ixtab

Izanaki

Izanami

Jesus

Juno

Jupiter

Kagutsuchi

Kartikeya

Khepri

Ki

Kingu

Kinich Ahau

Kishar

Krishna

Kukulcan

Lakshmi

Liza

Loki

Lugh

Magna Mater

Marduk

Mars

Medb

Mercury

Mimir

Minerva

Mithras

Morrigan

Mot

Mummu

Nammu

Nanna

Nanna

Nanse

Nemesis

Nephthys

Neptune

Nergal

Ninazu

Ninhurzag

Nintu

Ninurta

Njord

Nut

Top of Page

Odin

Ohkuninushi

Ohyamatsumi

Orgelmir

Osiris

Ostara

Pan

Parvati

Poseidon



Quetzalcoatl

Rama

Re

Rhea

Sabazius

Sarasvati

Shiva

Seshat

Seti (Set)

Shamash

Shapsu

Shen Yi

Shiva

Shu

Si-Wang-Mu

Sin

Sirona

Surya

Susanoh

Tawaret

Tefnut

Tezcatlipoca

Thanatos

Thor

Tiamat

Tlaloc

Tonatiuh

Toyo-Uke-Bime

Tyche

Tyr

Utu

Uzume

Venus

Vesta

Vishnu

Vulcan

Xipe

Xi Wang-mu

Xochipilli

Xochiquetzal

Yam

Yarikh

Ymir

Yu-huang

Yum Kimil

And don't forget the almighty crack pipe that sits in the left hand of "teh lordy". Lol you people make me laugh.

~Educated Atheist

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

lol, the first words I read and I already know it's full of bullshit

Jesus Christ isn't the only way into heaven, love is. Although Jesus Christ IS love...but those that don't know about Jesus but still believe and live in a loving way, they're good to go. So to speak.

Then why in the bible does it say that Jesus says "The only way into heaven is through me".

Catholics are Christian....

other branches of Christianity only exist because a fat King wanted a divorce.

Edit: The guy is a fucking moron, upside down crosses are not satanic.

Satanists aren't really anything to do with "the devil" anyway....

.....GOSH.....

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quote:Originally posted by Nephilim:

Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

lol, the first words I read and I already know it's full of bullshit

Jesus Christ isn't the only way into heaven, love is. Although Jesus Christ IS love...but those that don't know about Jesus but still believe and live in a loving way, they're good to go. So to speak.

Then why in the bible does it say that Jesus says "The only way into heaven is through me".



It does? All those years of study and I must have missed that verse.

(before you fire up the concordance-online I am trying to be sarcastic and make the point that you probably don't know what you are talking about.)