View Full Version : What is hell like?
THE ONLY SANE MAN
2006-12-08, 03:42
I don't believe in god so I know that there isn't one but I would really like to hear all you christian faggots tell me what I'm in for.
go kill yourself and find out
Nidias_91
2006-12-08, 04:49
Read Deuteronomy or Leviticus, i think its in those 2 books. Its essentially a list of punishments for different sins.
I personally think that if there is a hell, then it would be your own personal worst fear. Otherwise a masochist would fucking love it.
Remember that the thought of masochism was nonexistent at the time of the writing of the Bible.
Real.PUA
2006-12-08, 05:31
I imagine it's very similar to totse, but IRL.
THE ONLY SANE MAN
2006-12-08, 06:23
quote:Originally posted by Nidias_91:
Read Deuteronomy or Leviticus, i think its in those 2 books. Its essentially a list of punishments for different sins.
I personally think that if there is a hell, then it would be your own personal worst fear. Otherwise a masochist would fucking love it.
Remember that the thought of masochism was nonexistent at the time of the writing of the Bible.
that was informative. thank you.
chubbyman25
2006-12-08, 22:44
Hell will simply be knowing how much better you could have done. You won't be in agony, but you won't be in the presence of God. You will know how much happier you could have been if only you had made the right choices. It's that which will make it hell for you.
quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:
Hell will simply be knowing how much better you could have done. You won't be in agony, but you won't be in the presence of God. You will know how much happier you could have been if only you had made the right choices. It's that which will make it hell for you.
I would be happy to not be in the presence of that emo faggot.
vazilizaitsev89
2006-12-08, 23:08
"hell is other people" I believe Hegel said that...may be wrong
VivaLaAmsterdam
2006-12-09, 02:45
eternal flood control
Screechbythebell
2006-12-09, 03:02
Ever been to downtown San Francisco? Polk Ave?
Something like that.
Its not like going to the carnival fun. Its like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tobasco sauce fun.
(edit)I'm an educated atheist btw.
[This message has been edited by Thus (edited 12-09-2006).]
chickenpoop
2006-12-09, 03:43
read "Inferno", by Dante.
chickenpoop
2006-12-09, 03:44
quote:Originally posted by Thus:
Its not like going to the carnival fun. Its like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tobasco sauce fun.
(edit)I'm an educated atheist btw.
....and a Southpark fan.
quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:
....and a Southpark fan.
The only fan here is joo, and meh, cause you caught my little quote.
Korvkpt123
2006-12-09, 10:51
its like heaven dude. both dont exist...
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NLOL.
dark_rider_666
2006-12-09, 11:58
quote:Originally posted by Real.PUA:
I imagine it's very similar to totse, but IRL.
if totse is hell i will love it
jackketch
2006-12-09, 13:19
quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:
Hell will simply be knowing how much better you could have done. You won't be in agony, but you won't be in the presence of God. You will know how much happier you could have been if only you had made the right choices. It's that which will make it hell for you.
Good answer. Not sure i agree but it is certainly one biblical view of 'hell'.
Don't tell me you're an exception to the rule here and have actually read the fucking book?
Dread-Lord
2006-12-09, 18:49
quote:Originally posted by THE ONLY SANE MAN:
I don't believe in god so I know that there isn't one but I would really like to hear all you christian faggots tell me what I'm in for.
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Well, As the brother of Satan, I can say that it is not as bad as people say it is. Not torture and all... Just... plates are hot, milk is warm, hot chocolate isn't hot. No whipped cream... So, it's torturous that way.
Sir Brittanicus
2006-12-13, 04:12
4chan's /b/ section but in reality...
socratic
2006-12-13, 04:30
Its not so bad, once you get used to it.
You might even get out, if purgation is real.