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ZOMGflamemealready
2006-12-11, 04:00
Your not allowed to have sex before marriage.... comments plz
jackketch
2006-12-11, 09:31
quote:Originally posted by ZOMGflamemealready:
Your not allowed to have sex before marriage.... comments plz
Comment? Well maybe you should actually read the fucking book before posting such dumb threads.
NOWHERE in the Bible is a clear, direct 'thou shalt not bonk before marriage'. What there is a couple of verses that christians take to mean that it is 'verboten'(and as usual totally missing the point).
Hexadecimal
2006-12-11, 11:13
I just thought that verse meant that if you're going to fuck a chick, you shouldn't pull out as birth control (probably because you can still knock 'em up).
Older civilizations aren't quite as unenlightened as we like to think of them as. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
jackketch
2006-12-11, 12:23
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AnAsTaSiO
2006-12-11, 21:56
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
Comment? Well maybe you should actually read the fucking book before posting such dumb threads.
NOWHERE in the Bible is a clear, direct 'thou shalt not bonk before marriage'. What there is a couple of verses that christians take to mean that it is 'verboten'(and as usual totally missing the point).
Even if the Bible itself does not say this directly, you cannot blame him for assuming so. I hear Christians say all the time that they do not have sex before marriage, that it is a sin.
If these "Christians" do not know their own book, how can someone who does not follow the religion be expected to know?
Granted, he probably could of done some more research before posting, but that is besides the point.
Christians should do more research before believing.
This is in now way an attempt to bash Christianity but rather to better show that a lot of 'true believers' have no grasp of their own religion.
jackketch
2006-12-11, 22:10
quote:Originally posted by AnAsTaSiO:
Christians should do more research before believing.
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I agree entirely, see my 'bible' thread.
quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:
I just thought that verse meant that if you're going to fuck a chick, you shouldn't pull out as birth control (probably because you can still knock 'em up).
Older civilizations aren't quite as unenlightened as we like to think of them as. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
I thought they meant that intercourse must have some chance of conception occurring.
(Catholics Anyway)
quote:Originally posted by ZOMGflamemealready:
Your not allowed to have sex before marriage.... comments plz
Read the book and please tell me where the words and form of the marriage ceremony are. What you will find is the word 'know' as in a euphimism regarding sex. That can be taken to mean sex is marriage, as in the act of sexual intercourse is the marriage ceremony and contract; and that has carried on to modern times where a marriage can be annulled without all the legal ramifications of divorce if it has not been sexually consumated.
Peace http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
jackketch
2006-12-12, 00:40
quote:Originally posted by redzed:
Read the book and please tell me where the words and form of the marriage ceremony are. What you will find is the word 'know' as in a euphimism regarding sex. That can be taken to mean sex is marriage, as in the act of sexual intercourse is the marriage ceremony and contract; and that has carried on to modern times where a marriage can be annulled without all the legal ramifications of divorce if it has not been sexually consumated.
Peace http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
Exactly right. Praise the Lord someone may actually have read the bleeding book.
Basically the man bought the woman from her father ('bride price') but she didn't become his wife until she had 'moved into his tent' (ie he had fucked her).
SAMMY249
2006-12-12, 03:12
U ppl are stupid it says not to fornicate(premarridal sex)
One of the commandments is thou shalt not commit adultry(just wanted to add that)
[This message has been edited by SAMMY249 (edited 12-12-2006).]
Viraljimmy
2006-12-12, 03:39
quote:Originally posted by SAMMY249:
[B]U ppl are stupid it says not to fornicate(premarridal sex)
One of the commandments is thou shalt not commit adultry(just wanted to add that)
[B]
Thanks. Retarded bitch.
ZOMGflamemealready
2006-12-12, 05:12
sorry i personally haven't read the bible yet, its like reading a dictionary written in Shakespeare's language but i heard alot of christians mention about sex before marriage as a sin.
JesuitArtiste
2006-12-12, 13:09
quote:Originally posted by SAMMY249:
U ppl are stupid it says not to fornicate(premarridal sex)
One of the commandments is thou shalt not commit adultry(just wanted to add that)
Fornication and adultery are not sex in general , it is generally fucking everything that walks, to put it as simply as I can.
I'm imagining this is a commandment because, I'm not sure if you've ever been fucked over by someone, it really pisses you off. Enough to sin, it breeds hate.
... Or something along those lines anyhow.
Ckrimzon
2006-12-13, 07:19
For fuck sake the bible is a set of guidelines.
It's a fucking cookbook to life - not a chemical recipie.
Mix it up a little and it makes things taste better
Stop taking shit so literally you dumbfuck
Uncle Phil
2006-12-14, 02:28
quote:Originally posted by ZOMGflamemealready:
Your not allowed to have sex before marriage.... comments plz
Sex before marriage= abortion(unwanted babies) = stem cells= cloning=...goes on and on.
Theres rules in the Bible for a reason.
PirateJoe
2006-12-14, 02:34
quote:Originally posted by Uncle Phil:
Sex before marriage= abortion
i stopped reading. how the hell do you make that not-so-little leap of logic?