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boozehound420
2006-12-06, 05:12
I believe it is my time to save the human race from worshiping there false gods.



To reach eternal happiness you get do to anything you want in life, all you have to do is express good morals to all living things.

And donate money to our church, and spread the word of our good religion to others.

If you dont do this, and dont donate to our church you will not reach a higher plane of existance, of complete happiness.

The higher plane ive created for the human race includes beautiful sexy women, and unlimited booze and marijuana. If you dont consume booze and marijuana thats alright. Theres always time to start once in our higher plane. With no physical bodies you dont need to worry about hangovers and health risks.

If you refuse to life your life respecting living things, and dont spread the word of our religion and donate to our church.

I will banish to the lower plane of existance.

This place includes .5% Boiling hot beer, and ugly fat troll bitches for your pleasure.

Donations to the church will be excepted through paypal at dekker_what420@hotmail.com

and i WILL be watching to make shur you live your life the way i tell you to, ALWAYS!

[This message has been edited by boozehound420 (edited 12-06-2006).]

bitplane
2006-12-06, 07:53
how many wives do we get, can they be underage?

can we rape and pillage non-believers? (though not necessarily in that order)

are there any openings for prophets, and what are the requirements?

RogueWarheart
2006-12-06, 09:33
quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

I believe it is my time to save the human race from worshiping there false gods.



To reach eternal happiness you get do to anything you want in life, all you have to do is express good morals to all living things.

And donate money to our church, and spread the word of our good religion to others.

If you dont do this, and dont donate to our church you will not reach a higher plane of existance, of complete happiness.

The higher plane ive created for the human race includes beautiful sexy women, and unlimited booze and marijuana. If you dont consume booze and marijuana thats alright. Theres always time to start once in our higher plane. With no physical bodies you dont need to worry about hangovers and health risks.

If you refuse to life your life respecting living things, and dont spread the word of our religion and donate to our church.

I will banish to the lower plane of existance.

This place includes .5% Boiling hot beer, and ugly fat troll bitches for your pleasure.

Donations to the church will be excepted through paypal at dekker_what420@hotmail.com

and i WILL be watching to make shur you live your life the way i tell you to, ALWAYS!



I am the spelling and grammar messiah!

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Sir, correct your grammar and spelling before you ask for my soul.