Mine's blasphemy. It's fun and it pisses people off!

I don't know about you, but dag nabbit I just can't keep my hands away from those graven images

quote:Originally posted by Lamabot:

I don't know about you, but dag nabbit I just can't keep my hands away from those graven images

Fornication.

Fucken over the sabbath

i've been getting shitfaced every sunday for the last 2 months.

Sloth!

Lust!

Edit: Upon further thought, I'd have to say sloth too.

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Sloth.

Actually, my favorites would probably be Envy and Pride. But I am sehr slothful.

Edit: Avarice, too, although that's tied into Pride and Envy for me.

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quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

Sloth!

Me, too.

quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

Sloth!

and gluttony. http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif)

I'm gonna go with premarital sex and gluttony...

Not my favorite, but my most prevelant is pride.

Sloth, lust, and gluttony.

This past weekend I slept till noon, had premarital sex, drank gin and tonics for 4 hours (open bar), danced with some girls, then slept till 2pm the next day and sat on my bed watching football.

Got all my bases covered.

Wrath. Lust and sloth are two close seconds.

what the fuck, these things you guys are saying are considered sins?

sloth = being lazy like a sloth?

lust = fucking chicks your not married too?

gluttony = being fat? like come on, if thats a sin what the fuck are these fat fuck christians doing?

atleast I picked a 10 commandment

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

what the fuck, these things you guys are saying are considered sins?

sloth = being lazy like a sloth?

lust = fucking chicks your not married too?

gluttony = being fat? like come on, if thats a sin what the fuck are these fat fuck christians doing?

atleast I picked a 10 commandment

http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins)

Although you're right... the Bible has more like 700 deadly sins included.

sodomy http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

AVARICE!

Wait, wait. WRATH.

Wait, ENVY.

Yeeeeaaaah.

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Lust. Definately lust.

lust or wrath.

ALL of them are my favorite. Probably because I kick ass, AND I am an asshole. My belief is to commit as many sins as I can before I die, so I can leave behind a lot of pissed off people. It doesn't matter to me about the afterlife, because I am Atheist. Hells Yeah!

Vanity ... FTW

*bats eyelashes*

Avarice.

-NS

Shaving your head. Thats an executable offense.

And thundercock still asks, why atheism?

quote:Originally posted by AngryFemme:

Vanity ... FTW

*bats eyelashes*



*notices*

LUST!!!

*wink*

I definitely like making idols for myself, and using the lord's name in vain. I also like stealing, coveting my neighbour's house and his wife, commiting adultery, bearing false witness, dishonouring my parents, and forgeting the sabbath. When I do remember the sabbath I like to indulge in the above.

quote:Originally posted by Prometheum:

Shaving your head. Thats an executable offense.

And thundercock still asks, why atheism?

I really hope that you know where it says this in the bible.

My favorite sin is non-belief in God. It boggles my mind as to how one can be a perfectly moral person, but still be sent to hell for being an atheist.

i like all sins, as the all lead to emotional or physical gratification. apart from the ones that do nothing, they are just sins for no reason.

I can't believe we are counting the 7 deadly sins, seeing as they aren't in the bible and no one teaches them as real sins nowadays. As for in the bible, I would go with eating shrimp, they are described as the dirt of the sea or something like that.

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

gluttony = being fat? like come on, if thats a sin what the fuck are these fat fuck christians doing?





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...You are spot fucking on, pal!

Try telling Christians at your door that one...

Me "So you're telling me I am sinning by having tattoos and drinking and you're perfectly fine munching your way through God knows how many mountains of food even though gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins?"

Them "Erm...Erm...I am not going to be angered...Jesus still loves us all even if we do eat a little too much"

Me "So, Jesus still loves you even though you commit a DEADLY sin and he's going to love me less because I commit lesser ones?! Get outta here! *shuts door*"

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:



sloth = being lazy like a sloth?

lust = fucking chicks your not married too?

gluttony = being fat? like come on, if thats a sin what the fuck are these fat fuck christians doing?

atleast I picked a 10 commandment



... I really hope you were trying to be funny.

if not, at least you proved your self to be either illiterate or ignorant to the truth.



"And we'll see who among you is with out sin!"

I spilled my seed

Lust, big time (it leaves a funny feeling on my p3n0r http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif) )



ps: some described Lust as "fucking chicks you're not married to", actually lust is the urge to express love (so Wikipedia sez, so expressing love is having sex). But the urge would be so strong, you would fuck anything!

quote:Originally posted by Romeo:



... I really hope you were trying to be funny.

if not, at least you proved your self to be either illiterate or ignorant to the truth.



"And we'll see who among you is with out sin!"

uhhhh what was wrong with what I said.

cussing, it's stupid bcuz who gets to define what is and isn't a "badword", it's my favorite bcuz it's funny to think that it's considered a sin

FORNI-FUCKIN-CATION BITCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrath and Lust by far.

and...

at the same time is even better!