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shitty wok
2007-01-24, 22:49
"Oh God said to Abraham 'kill me a son'. Abe said 'Man, you must be putting me on'. God said 'no'. Abe said 'what?!'. God said 'you can do what you want Abe but uh, the next time you see me coming you'd better run'. Abe said 'Where do you want this killing done?'. God said 'out on Highway 61'." I think that's from the Torah....

boozehound420
2007-01-24, 23:16
what a great story to spread peace with

Delysid
2007-01-30, 10:18
Actually I beleive that was Old Testaments.

Completely different subject but I have a thousand telephones that don't ring. Doesn't anyone here know what I can do with these things?

Levo75
2007-01-30, 14:21
HB (http://tinyurl.com/yyjvry)

shitty wok
2007-01-30, 18:47
quote:Originally posted by Delysid:

Actually I beleive that was Old Testaments.

Completely different subject but I have a thousand telephones that don't ring. Doesn't anyone here know what I can do with these things?

yes I think it can be easily done

Just take everything down to Highway 61.

Kykeon
2007-01-30, 19:27
The Book of Dylan, the only text in the Bible worth reading...but yeah, definatly for HB.

Viraljimmy
2007-01-31, 21:38
"The basis for Islam, Christainity, and Judaism in a nutshell."

God made us in his image, and we still weren't good enough.