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ThePrince
2007-02-08, 06:35
This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrahamic_religion) is between Christianity, Judaism and Islam.
Think about it hard and have evidence to support your choice.
And I don't need any blah blah all organized religion sucks people in this thread. I'm asking which is the best of the 3, nothing more.
[This message has been edited by ThePrince (edited 02-08-2007).]
fullcircle
2007-02-08, 06:37
Imagine a lantern made out of different pieces of colored glass.
From one angle, the light looks blue.
From another angle, the light looks red.
From another angle, the light looks green.
But the light itself is white.
The different world religions are all saying the same thing. They just use different words.
adamatomic41
2007-02-08, 06:38
Bahá'í isn't bad.
Christianity, because they aren't suicide bombers, or greedy pigs with an over-dependence on U.S. support
And about what fullcircle said, that is EXACTLY what i realized recently. Everything is distorted with religion. That's why they all suck, but Christianity would have to be my choice, only because Jews and Muslims are ghey.
[This message has been edited by Shizno (edited 02-08-2007).]
trippydeath
2007-02-08, 06:39
quote:Originally posted by Shizno:
Christianity, because they aren't suicide bombers, or greedy pigs with an over-dependence on U.S. support
Because they are the government
fullcircle
2007-02-08, 06:39
quote:Originally posted by adamatomic41:
Bahá'í isn't bad.
True that.
Hare_Geist
2007-02-08, 06:42
The 'Tanakh' is a greater read than the 'Koran' or 'New Testament', in my opinion, therefore Judaism gets my vote.
CrossEyedMary
2007-02-08, 06:44
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
Imagine a lantern made out of different pieces of colored glass.
From one angle, the light looks blue.
From another angle, the light looks red.
From another angle, the light looks green.
But the light itself is white.
The different world religions are all saying the same thing. They just use different words.
STFU. Religion is a bunch of man made bullshit.
fullcircle
2007-02-08, 06:46
quote:Originally posted by CrossEyedMary:
STFU. Religion is a bunch of man made bullshit.
Please, no more overpowering intellectual arguments. http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)
yango wango
2007-02-08, 06:47
quote:Originally posted by adamatomic41:
Bahá'í isn't bad.
I agree.
Holy Martyr
2007-02-08, 06:48
I prefer the Cathar.
Actually, I'm a godless heathen.
HideandSeek
2007-02-08, 06:54
Christianity, it's not horribly strict like Islam and Judaism. it's actually a lot of fun. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
nuclearrabbit
2007-02-08, 06:54
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
Imagine a lantern made out of different pieces of colored glass.
From one angle, the light looks blue.
From another angle, the light looks red.
From another angle, the light looks green.
But the light itself is white.
The different world religions are all saying the same thing. They just use different words.
*Ponders*
*Comes to the conclusion that *makes fart sound**
CrossEyedMary
2007-02-08, 06:57
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
Please, no more overpowering intellectual arguments. http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)
You optimize the reason I hate humans. You’re just another one of those counterfeit intellectual wannabe types who thinks he has it figured out.
Hare_Geist
2007-02-08, 06:58
quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:
Christianity, it's not horribly strict like Islam and Judaism. it's actually a lot of fun. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
Unless it's Fundamentalism. And yeah, all that "you're born a sinner and you're going to die a sinner and God is going to send you to a place where you'll burn in suffering for ever and ever and ever unless you love him and be his slave until death" sure does sound like a hell of a lot of fun!
fullcircle
2007-02-08, 07:01
quote:Originally posted by CrossEyedMary:
You optimize the reason I hate humans.
Jesus Christ, could your insults be more nerdish...
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
Jesus Christ, could your insults be more nerdish?
Edit: no, fucking seriously.
Actually, CrossEyedMary isnt smart at all, and you have to be smart to be considered "nerdy", right?
I remember when he was still a troll...He hasn't changed much
fullcircle
2007-02-08, 07:03
quote:Originally posted by Shizno:
I remember when he was still a troll...He hasn't changed much
His insults are too personal to be a troll, he's the real deal.
Which is kind of depressing, for him.
CrossEyedMary
2007-02-08, 07:07
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
His insults are too personal to be a troll, he's the real deal.
Which is kind of depressing, for him.
I'm the best of the best. I could deceive your Mother into thinking I was your Father if I wanted to.
Cheap entertainment is fun.
PirateJoe
2007-02-08, 07:08
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN...
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.....
fullcircle
2007-02-08, 07:09
quote:Originally posted by CrossEyedMary:
I'm the best of the best. I could deceive your Mother into thinking I was your Father if I wanted to.
Cheap entertainment is fun.
Some people can get away with the kind of blind arrogance you pretend to have, i.e. Snoopy.
You however utterly fail to pull it off.
ThePrince
2007-02-08, 07:09
Aaah, the classic "I'm not really that big of a retard, I was just trolling you" excuse.
CrossEyedMary
2007-02-08, 07:19
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
Some people can get away with the kind of blind arrogance you pretend to have, i.e. Snoopy.
You however utterly fail to pull it off.
You remind me of one of those attention-starved brats in the front row with your hand raised high just begging for my attention.
LOL.. Keep it coming.
CrossEyedMary
2007-02-08, 07:21
quote:Originally posted by Shizno:
Actually, CrossEyedMary isnt smart at all, and you have to be smart to be considered "nerdy", right?
I remember when he was still a troll...He hasn't changed much
I'm brilliant.
fullcircle
2007-02-08, 07:22
quote:Originally posted by CrossEyedMary:
You remind me of one of those attention-starved brats in the front row with your hand raised high just begging for my attention.
LOL.. Keep it coming.
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
Now that I've started talking shit back to you, have you got ANYTHING to say that isn't a generic comment unrelated to anything I've said myself?
When you're able to quote yourself in a flame war, you know you're arguing with a god damn idiot. Good work.
CrossEyedMary
2007-02-08, 07:27
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
When you're able to quote yourself in a flame war, you know you're arguing with a god damn idiot. Good work.
Lawlz.... You're priceless.
CrossEyedMary
2007-02-08, 08:44
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
Some people can get away with the kind of blind arrogance you pretend to have, i.e. Snoopy.
You however utterly fail to pull it off.
yango wango
2007-02-08, 09:17
quote:Originally posted by CrossEyedMary:
STFU. Religion is a bunch of man made bullshit.
CrossEyedMary these are the words you are fighting for. Quoted.
Metaphysicist
2007-02-08, 09:19
I would have swore I moved this already.
Oh well...
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
Imagine a lantern made out of different pieces of colored glass.
From one angle, the light looks blue.
From another angle, the light looks red.
From another angle, the light looks green.
But the light itself is white.
The different world religions are all saying the same thing. They just use different words.
Haha, they're all wrong.
jb_mcbean
2007-02-08, 13:51
quote:Originally posted by PirateJoe:
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN...
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.....
*Trumpets*
DADADADUUH DADADADADUUH DADADADUUH DADADADADUUH!!!
Europe for the win.
karma_sleeper
2007-02-08, 17:19
quote:Originally posted by Shizno:
Christianity, because they aren't suicide bombers,
Sure, there's only evangelical abortion clinic bombers. There are 'terrorists' in almost every faith.
I say Judaism. Unlike the other Abrahamic religions, they leave others well enough alone. They don't have that overpowering need to convert that seems to infect Christianity and Islam.
And CrossEyedMary is a dumdum.
shitty wok
2007-02-08, 21:33
quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:
Christianity, it's not horribly strict like Islam and Judaism. it's actually a lot of fun. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
Good point http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)
Viraljimmy
2007-02-08, 22:02
quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:
The different world religions are all saying the same thing. They just use different words.
You want to tell us what it is they are all really trying to say?
FunkyZombie
2007-02-09, 02:32
quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:
You want to tell us what it is they are all really trying to say?
Give us your money and do what we say.
specus_meretricis
2007-02-09, 08:19
I like Frisbitarians. They think that when you die your soul floats to the top of your house and gets stuck up there until someone's dad gets rid of it in the spring.
boozehound420
2007-02-09, 08:43
Abrahamic Religion's......There all retarded. The best religions in the world are ones that are completly seperate.
I'd say Islam. The Koran-Only kind. The rules are downright practical.
AngryFemme
2007-02-14, 16:14
quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:
I like Frisbitarians. They think that when you die your soul floats to the top of your house and gets stuck up there until someone's dad gets rid of it in the spring.
Bwahaha!!
George Carlin FTW