What are youse gonna start worshiping now? I may go Islam.

That scene in Family Guy when he says how Jesus was exaggerated and it cuts to Jesus dancing and singing doing stupid finger tricks http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

They proved Jesus was a lie?

Not likely.

Now now children dont feed the troll.

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

What are youse gonna start worshiping now? I may go Islam.

Jesus wasn't proved wrong. If your talking of finding his remains, (that show on Discovery channel) then you need to cahnge your views. Jesus was resurected and then he rose to Heaven, that doesn't mean he had to take his phyical self with him, his inner concious went to Heaven to be rejoined with the father.

Also there are more accounts of Jesus being alive and more record of his life then of Julius Caesar.

i think you just need to revaluate your views and open your eyes a little wider..

I've always wondered why Jesus was portrayed as a white dude!

they didnt prove jesus was a lie, they found bones that are suspected to be jesus's bones. being suspicious is not enough to prove.

quote:Originally posted by GrtZ:

Also there are more accounts of Jesus being alive and more record of his life then of Julius Caesar.

Ok then, can I see some links to these accounts?

quote:Originally posted by VivaLaAmsterdam:

I've always wondered why Jesus was portrayed as a white dude!

i do belive that the portrayal of jesus may be a tad off, he might be white -- but he might not be. i strongly belive that he DOES NOT have long hair..my reason for this is in the bible it states girls should grow their hair out long to show somthing to God (i think faith, or somthing) but men, so as to not be confused as a girl, should keep their hair short. thats the basics of that rule, anyways. Now since jesus (yaweh)IS God, he will not go aginst his own rule, right?

i think the long hair excerpt for men can be found in 1 Cor 11:14.

All in all, i belive that the common preception of what jesus looked like is remote from accurate.

quote:Originally posted by legituser:

What are youse gonna start worshiping now? I may go Islam.

Jesus Christ is a prophet in the Islamic faith, you're hosed there too.

we got a teacher in our class who looks like what everyone jesus to look like

The "Virgin" Mary screwed around behind Joseph's back and said God did it.

quote:Originally posted by GrtZ:

Jesus was resurected and then he rose to Heaven, that doesn't mean he had to take his phyical self with him, his inner concious went to Heaven to be rejoined with the father.



Didnt it say that his physical body rose to heaven in the bible?

quote:Originally posted by GrtZ:



Also there are more accounts of Jesus being alive and more record of his life then of Julius Caesar.





NO! This is false, false, false. Do you realize how many classical historians reference Gaius Julius Caesar directly? Lets see, Plutarch, Cicero, Augustus, Tiberous...there are coins of him, dated to the time at which he was alive.

Fuck you for making shit up. Go die.



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these bones where found in the 70s and are just now being pubicly seen

oh and aliens geniticaly engernered homo sapien making adam and eve and jesus was born threw artifical insemanation i cant spell

quote:Originally posted by l33t_looser:

i do belive that the portrayal of jesus may be a tad off, he might be white -- but he might not be. i strongly belive that he DOES NOT have long hair..my reason for this is in the bible it states girls should grow their hair out long to show somthing to God (i think faith, or somthing) but men, so as to not be confused as a girl, should keep their hair short. thats the basics of that rule, anyways. Now since jesus (yaweh)IS God, he will not go aginst his own rule, right?

i think the long hair excerpt for men can be found in 1 Cor 11:14.

All in all, i belive that the common preception of what jesus looked like is remote from accurate.

It also says in Leviticus that you shouldnt cut your hair.

quote:Originally posted by VivaLaAmsterdam:

i strongly belive that he DOES NOT have long hair..my reason for this is in the bible it states girls should grow their hair out long to show somthing to God (i think faith, or somthing) but men, so as to not be confused as a girl, should keep their hair short. thats the basics of that rule, anyways. Now since jesus (yaweh)IS God, he will not go aginst his own rule, right?

Didn't God supposedly come up with the commandment: "Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy"?

Well in the book of Mark, there's a story about Jesus breaking the Sabbath. And he came up with an excuse, so maybe he could come up with a similar excuse for having long hair?

I'm not saying he did actually have long hair, I doubt he did. But he could've come up with a reason for going against his own commandment. (assuming he IS Yahweh)



Here's the story...

One Sabbath Jesus was going through the grainfields, and as his disciples walked along, they began to pick some heads of grain. The Pharisees said to him, "Look, why are they doing what is unlawful on the Sabbath?"

He answered, "Have you never read what David did when he and his companions were hungry and in need? In the days of Abiathar the high priest, he entered the house of God and ate the consecrated bread, which is lawful only for priests to eat. And he also gave some to his companions."

Then he said to them, "The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath. So the Son of Man is Lord even of the Sabbath."



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quote:Originally posted by 33% God:

Didnt it say that his physical body rose to heaven in the bible?

The Bible says all of the 'dead' in Jesus rose to Heaven. Wether you take that as his body or his soul/spirit. It's in your own views.

There were probably more than a few guys back then named Jesus, or Yeshua, so maybe it's just some other dude's bones.

Anyway, Jesus as portrayed in the Bible is mythology for the same reason Hercules is mythology.

quote:Originally posted by fallinghouse:

Ok then, can I see some links to these accounts?

http://www.carm.org/bible/extrabiblical_accounts.htm

http://www.sundayschoolcourses.com/histjesu/histjesu.htm

http://www.geocities.com/atheistdivine/historicaljesus.html

Theres three,

Type non gospel accounts of Jesus in

google.

quote:Originally posted by $tinger:

The "Virgin" Mary screwed around behind Joseph's back and said God did it.

What I have always thought personally, the ultimate cover up.

** Deuce Omen

quote:Originally posted by Whore of God:

"The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath. So the Son of Man is Lord even of the Sabbath."

That's a great quote. There is some cool shit in the bible.

quote:Originally posted by GrtZ:



ht tp://www.c arm.org/bi ble/extrabiblical_accounts.htm (http: //www.carm .org/bible /extrabibl ical_accou nts.htm)

http://w ww.sundays choolcourses.com/histjesu/histjesu.htm (http: //www.sund ayschoolco urses.com/ histjesu/h istjesu.ht m)

http: //www.geoc ities.com/atheistdivine/historicaljesus.html (http: //www.geoc ities.com/ atheistdiv ine/histor icaljesus. html)

Theres three,

Type non gospel accounts of Jesus in

google.



I would suggest actually reading the pages that you link to before posting. The last page you link to is an atheist web site that presents very convincing evidence which cast doubts on the legitimacy of the accounts mentioned in the other pages.

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quote:Originally posted by $tinger:

The "Virgin" Mary screwed around behind Joseph's back and said God did it.

And Eve was framed! http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif) The plot thickens...

quote:Originally posted by l33t_looser:

they didnt prove jesus was a lie, they found bones that are suspected to be jesus's bones. being suspicious is not enough to prove.

I like how christians only use science when it benefits them.

Don't use the scientific process when it refutes your belief system, then turn around and use it to affirm yours.

quote:Originally posted by GrtZ:

Jesus was resurected and then he rose to Heaven, that doesn't mean he had to take his phyical self with him, his inner concious went to Heaven to be rejoined with the father.



^This is a myth. Realizing this in no way affects the value of the man's teachings.

quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:

That's a great quote. There is some cool shit in the bible.

I agree the non-god hippie philosopher Jesus is kick ass.

I think we all are missing the bigger picture here! there is no way in hell we could find Jesus' body! Even through both sides believers and non-believers. Jesus i dont know but i guess since that guy said so his body went to heaven as well(idk thats not the point). Its fucking impossible to find any body and give it an owner i mean come on people thats a no brainer! thats just complete conspiracy! Plus if you could identify the body(which you cant) you would never be able to find it. Jesus wasnt a rockstar back then. he was hated by the Romans they would just give him a normal tomb, which happened to be guarded by like 50 men! but ya its not like your going to find a wooden slab over the tomb saying JeSuS wAz HeRe! or a tatoo on the body saying "this is the body of me... GOD!.

You people are fucking retarded. Both sides to the arguement, one for believing in it and the other for even debateing as if it could happen and not saying this before!