I'm confused. I have heard so many different things about.For example, i heard it was about worshiping some alien named Xenu,which I think is fucking retarded. Anyone got any info.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

http://www.allabout-sp.net/?p=season9/912

We need to free Xenu. We must find his cave and destroy its forcefield.

Please come out of the closet mr. cruise!

quote:Originally posted by DiRtYlittleFUCKER:

What is Scientology?

To find out, go to www.xenu.net (http://www.xenu.net) and look. Scientology is a cult that believes according to the writings of a failed sci-fi author. They are crazy, and not altogether harmless. Their techniques seem to be a form of brainwashing, and have similar effects.

And Tom Cruise is just an absolute horror show.

quote:Originally posted by Levo75:

Please come out of the closet mr. cruise!

R. Kelly: I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet

Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too.

Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet!

But then I calm myself down, and I pull out my gun!

*pulls out the gun and cocks it. Everyone screams and scatters*

Field Reporter: Oh geez, here we go with the gun again.

R. Kelly: *grabs a random woman and holds her hostage*



If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out the closet, I'm gonna cap this biiitch!

It's evil incarnate. Seriously, don't even consider going to one of their places to check it out.

Its really just a scam. The religion was created so dumbasses like Tom Cruise would pay them shitloads of money. Its kinda like how joseph smith created "mormon" so he could bang his two underage neighbors.

It's dangerous, corrupt, dishonest and possibly one of the worst things you could become involved with. Say goodbye to your money and mind if you do join up haha.

I spent 30 minutes in an Org and felt as though something had got into my mind. They'll lie to you and tell you stories to make it all seem appealing.

They don't worship Xenu, Xenu is an evil tyrant who dropped aliens onto earth, killed them, blocked there spirits from escaping and now apparantly they're all inside is.



[This message has been edited by Iskalla (edited 03-12-2007).]

I am a scientologist.

Everything about Xenu is BULLSHIT.

He doesn't exsist.

It's the greatest scam ever. Hubbard was friends with Crowley, no? The scientology story is just a sci-fi take on some very ancient and obscure/occult history, added in with a limited form of gnosticism, some random bullshit, and a money making scheme. OH! And the hierarchies, can't forget those.

Just another tool for those in the know to manipulate and giggle at humanity.

I'm considering starting up my own Church of Scientology, calling myself a prophet, and completely rechanging everything regarding it into some grand Discordian joke.

which it pretty much is already

on second thought I'll just get stoned and go to sleep.

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 03-12-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by RHSC:

Its really just a scam. The religion was created so dumbasses like Tom Cruise would pay them shitloads of money.

Other way around, they are suspected of paying idols off in order to spread there word around.

I wouldn't give a shit if someone joined, but I do give a shit when they don't know what they joined, so: http://www.whyaretheydead.net http://www.scientomogy.com

quote:Originally posted by Source:

R. Kelly: I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet

Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too.

Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet!

But then I calm myself down, and I pull out my gun!

oh my god i love this episode!

*pulls out the gun and cocks it. Everyone screams and scatters*

Field Reporter: Oh geez, here we go with the gun again.

R. Kelly: *grabs a random woman and holds her hostage*



If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out the closet, I'm gonna cap this biiitch!

quote:Originally posted by Atticus_Ellis:

I am a scientologist.

Everything about Xenu is BULLSHIT.

He doesn't exsist.

I lol'd.

You reached OT III yet?

And honestly, how long have you been a scientologist and how much money have you spent on it?



[This message has been edited by Iskalla (edited 03-12-2007).]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-799954787514590907&q=scientology&hl=en

It's a vid of two people simulating the different tr's(training routines) which is lol on so many levels.

From 21:37-the training for an auditor(like a counselor) to be unmoved by insults

White chick:"I'll repeat the auditing command. Do birds fly?"

Black guy: "You know I never liked your hair"

"Is it okay with you if we go on with the session?"

"Sure!"

"Alright. Do birds fly?"

"Still don't like ya damn hair."

"Okay. I'm gonna give you the command again. Do birds fly?"

And at 21:54

Chick: "Okay. Do birds fly?"

Guy http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)rubbing his chest and shit): "Ooh. Can I have a cigarette?"

"Let's wait until this session's over"

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

It's the greatest scam ever. Hubbard was friends with Crowley, no? The scientology story is just a sci-fi take on some very ancient and obscure/occult history, added in with a limited form of gnosticism, some random bullshit, and a money making scheme. OH! And the hierarchies, can't forget those.

Just another tool for those in the know to manipulate and giggle at humanity.

I'm considering starting up my own Church of Scientology, calling myself a prophet, and completely rechanging everything regarding it into some grand Discordian joke.

which it pretty much is already

on second thought I'll just get stoned and go to sleep.



50 dollars to you if I can become a divine prophet.

SUPPRESIVE PEOPLE

I did a speech on Scientology once for a project once, and for research I went into one of the "churches of Scientology". They guided me and my friends to a sound proof home theater where we where show a movie called "orientation". (Did I mention I was on E ?) Anyway, it was terrifying at the time, here are some quotes from the movie they made us watch :

*These two quotations are from the end of the movie, where the narrator guy (who looked like Ron Burgendy) said the following*

"You are at the threshold of your next trillion years. You will live it, in shrivelling agonised darkness or you will live it triumphantly in the light - the choice is yours, not ours. If you this minute say I will, for better or for worse, go on in scientology, you will open the door to your own future. If you say otherwise you slam tomorrow shut in your own face. I’m sorry, but that’s the way it really is."

and my favorite :

"If you leave this room after seeing this film, and walk out and never mention scientology again, you are perfectly free to do so. It would be stupid, but you can do it. You can also dive off a bridge or blow your brains out. That is your choice."



Anyway, I think its still floating around on youtube somewhere, its a great movie http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)



[This message has been edited by Perfect_Stranger (edited 03-13-2007).]

Theres a rather frightening ytmnd (it's a serious one) about some cases where scientologists have completely screwed over their members.

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

edit: it's got some really nasty photos.



[This message has been edited by cakezone (edited 03-13-2007).]