I've always wondered this since I was in Kindergarten, how do they explain dinosaurs, and other extinct animals, that existed long before humans? Since it is never mentioned anywhere in the bible.

Well, you see, Timmy, that God is a prankster God. He dug up the earth, planted fake fossils which appear real to our inferior complex and uses them to test us.

"Do you believe in dinosaurs and evolution?"

"Yes."

"TO HELL WITH YOU."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, IT ALL SEEMED SO PLAUSIBLE."

</Bill Hicks>

I have seen 2 hair brained explanations.

1. They never existed, Phases fossiles are just bones from other things.

2. They say the bible mentions them by saying behemoth = dinosaur. And that they died out sometime ago. Job 40:15-24 This is a a very liberal interpretation in my opinion.

[This message has been edited by Q777 (edited 03-16-2007).]

Some say it's a mythical creature (which is far more likely) but others say it's probably the water buffalo, rhinoceros or elephant.

So this was a Water Buffalo or Rhinoceros?

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Edit: Oh I see, nvm Hare_Geist

[This message has been edited by Unused_Name (edited 03-16-2007).]

I was talking about the being in the "Book of Job" Q777 was referring to and agreeing with him that it is not a dinosaur.