View Full Version : Jesus smoked weed.
Exploration Of ZodSpace
2007-03-17, 23:38
Fuck all of you religious fucks.
You all fail at life.
Masta Thief
2007-03-17, 23:58
quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:
Fuck all of you religious fucks.
You all fail at life.
umm, ya im sorry for going to college instead of flipping hamburgers and smoking pot. i must be an idiot?
Otsego_Amigo
2007-03-18, 01:21
nigger
boozehound420
2007-03-18, 02:59
quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:
umm, ya im sorry for going to college instead of flipping hamburgers and smoking pot. i must be an idiot?
yes you are an idiot. Just because you go to college doesnt make you intelligent. Especially when you can go to college and learn how to paint a fucken picture.
Blades of Hate
2007-03-18, 07:40
*sigh*
Our school is ranked number 1 in our city and our ranked in our school at 1-20 (top GPA etc..) 15-16 of them smoke weed.
Isn't that just the shit?
fallinghouse
2007-03-18, 07:49
quote:Originally posted by Blades of Hate:
*sigh*
Our school is ranked number 1 in our city and our ranked in our school at 1-20 (top GPA etc..) 15-16 of them smoke weed.
Isn't that just the shit?
I'm betting the weed consumption was pretty uniform among schools tested, or perhaps that other schools were even higher. (pun intended)
Killer Parakeet
2007-03-18, 08:46
I'm in college and I smoke weed and I have a 3.8 GPA. Stereotyping people who smoke weed as inferior minded people with dim futures is dumb. Responsible users don't let it dramatically impact their lives, and don't get pwnd by it.
Teh end.
Pseud0nym
2007-03-18, 09:40
responsible users use it to open doors to creativity that would have otherwise forever remained locked.
fail.
avivsworld
2007-03-18, 10:15
The title made me lol.
Killer Parakeet
2007-03-18, 10:18
quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:
responsible users use it to open doors to creativity that would have otherwise forever remained locked.
fail.
I meant negatively impact, as in making you generally less motivated and lazy. My arguement was more attacking people with that viewpoint, I wasn't trying to offend anyone. Sorry if I did. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
Rizzo in a box
2007-03-19, 10:57
quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:
Fuck all of you religious fucks.
You all fail at life.
What? Why? I smoke weed, too.
quote:Originally posted by Killer Parakeet:
I'm in college and I smoke weed and I have a 3.8 GPA. Stereotyping people who smoke weed as inferior minded people with dim futures is dumb. Responsible users don't let it dramatically impact their lives, and don't get pwnd by it.
most people are not responsible. that is why we write 'do not eat' on the moisture absorbing packets you find in new shoes.
Killer Parakeet
2007-03-19, 14:41
quote:Originally posted by RAOVQ:
most people are not responsible. that is why we write 'do not eat' on the moisture absorbing packets you find in new shoes.
Those things fuck you up dog! Like acid^lsd
JabrWockySuprFly
2007-03-20, 14:49
Do you think theres weed in heaven(i hope so)?
Rizzo in a box
2007-03-20, 18:21
Jesus DID smoke weed, or at least use it.
kurdt318
2007-03-20, 20:48
quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:
Jesus DID smoke weed, or at least use it.
actually Jesus probably used opium, as was the popular drug of time. Also probably some of the best philosophising I've done has been under the influence of weed.
shitty wok
2007-03-23, 02:25
quote:Originally posted by kurdt318:
actually Jesus probably used opium, as was the popular drug of time. Also probably some of the best philosophising I've done has been under the influence of weed.
I know, it happens to me too. I get ideas involving anything from my personal life to political issues when I'm high.
MolecularMollusc
2007-03-23, 02:59
I would be interested to see what percent of high (no pun intended) ranking students smoke weed. Because many of the smartest people I know do a fair bit of drugs.
I smoke occasionally and have a 3.9 GPA as of last semester.
yango wango
2007-03-23, 05:18
I don't think the thread starter was saying anything against pot it was just a flame at Christians. This thread is spam but on the topic....
"The anointing oil used by Jesus and his disciples contained an ingredient called kaneh-bosem which has since been identified as cannabis extract, according to an article by Chris Bennett in the drugs magazine, High Times, entitled Was Jesus a Stoner? The incense used by Jesus in ceremonies also contained a cannabis extract, suggests Mr Bennett, who quotes scholars to back his claims.
"There can be little doubt about a role for cannabis in Judaic religion," Carl Ruck, professor of classical mythology at Boston University said.
Referring to the existence of cannabis in anointing oils used in ceremonies, he added: "Obviously the easy availability and long-established tradition of cannabis in early Judaism _ would inevitably have included it in the [Christian] mixtures."
Mr Bennett suggests those anointed with the oils used by Jesus were "literally drenched in this potent mixture _ Although most modern people choose to smoke or eat pot, when its active ingredients are transferred into an oil-based carrier, it can also be absorbed through the skin".
Quoting the New Testament, Mr Bennett argues that Jesus anointed his disciples with the oil and encouraged them to do the same with other followers. This could have been responsible for healing eye and skin diseases referred to in the Gospels.
"If cannabis was one of the main ingredients of the ancient anointing oil _ and receiving this oil is what made Jesus the Christ and his followers Christians, then persecuting those who use cannabis could be considered anti-Christ," Mr Bennett concludes."
icantsleep
2007-03-23, 07:35
^Yay religion is drug induced.
The Enigma
2007-03-23, 19:48
quote:Originally posted by yango wango:
I don't think the thread starter was saying anything against pot it was just a flame at Christians. This thread is spam but on the topic....
"The anointing oil used by Jesus and his disciples contained an ingredient called kaneh-bosem which has since been identified as cannabis extract, according to an article by Chris Bennett in the drugs magazine, High Times, entitled Was Jesus a Stoner? The incense used by Jesus in ceremonies also contained a cannabis extract, suggests Mr Bennett, who quotes scholars to back his claims.
"There can be little doubt about a role for cannabis in Judaic religion," Carl Ruck, professor of classical mythology at Boston University said.
Referring to the existence of cannabis in anointing oils used in ceremonies, he added: "Obviously the easy availability and long-established tradition of cannabis in early Judaism _ would inevitably have included it in the [Christian] mixtures."
Mr Bennett suggests those anointed with the oils used by Jesus were "literally drenched in this potent mixture _ Although most modern people choose to smoke or eat pot, when its active ingredients are transferred into an oil-based carrier, it can also be absorbed through the skin".
Quoting the New Testament, Mr Bennett argues that Jesus anointed his disciples with the oil and encouraged them to do the same with other followers. This could have been responsible for healing eye and skin diseases referred to in the Gospels.
"If cannabis was one of the main ingredients of the ancient anointing oil _ and receiving this oil is what made Jesus the Christ and his followers Christians, then persecuting those who use cannabis could be considered anti-Christ," Mr Bennett concludes."
wait, let me get this straight.
Pot can be taken in DIRECTLY THROUGH THE SKIN?! Sweet.
oh, and for the person who asked, i am a casual weed smoker, and ranked 31st in my class. also considered by most ppl in my grade to be the smartest (i'm just lazy, and not from the pot)
shitty wok
2007-03-27, 22:47
Of course he did. Long hair, walking around in a robe all day long, wears sandals, talks about non-violence, its a solid fact.
Proof: http://tinyurl.com/2bltne