If it's old I'll delete the thread, but I thought it was pretty funny (http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html)

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

I lol'd.

lol, I can just imagine some fundies reading this and being like "oh well he must be mistaken this can't be in the bible"

You people know nothing of the Bible and to explain all this to you i would have to write a LONG post about why your wrong and even though it is air tight you will dismiss it and flame me becuase you really dont care if im right you just want yourselves to feel better about not believeing in God by putting down christians and "owning" us.

You people know nothing of the Bible and to explain all this to you i would have to write a LONG post about why your wrong and even though it is air tight you will dismiss it and flame me becuase you really dont care if im right you just want yourselves to feel better about not believeing in God by putting down christians and "owning" us.

The person the letter was being sent was a Judaist, not a Christian, so stop feigning persecution. They don't have Jesus to magically explain away all the sick tenets of the OT, so basically that was a sock in the face for the recipient of the letter.

Owned. Yeah, and you can't deny that, you thought this was about Christianity. I'm embarrassed for you.

You people know nothing of the Bible and to explain all this to you i would have to write a LONG post about why your wrong and even though it is air tight you will dismiss it and flame me becuase you really dont care if im right you just want yourselves to feel better about not believeing in God by putting down christians and "owning" us.

So, if it was about christianity then why would we be wrong?

So, if it was about christianity then why would we be wrong?

cause jesus came and made it all better.

except homosexuality. that was not on the same list as wearing clothing of two kinds of thread and not having to keep kosher anymore. bummer for them fags, you know?

wtf does the title have to do with this?

The title of the letter was "Why Can't I Own A Canadian?", hence the title of the post. It is pretty funny though, I like the part about burning a bull, "Should I smite them?"