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Mokothar
2007-04-29, 10:33
Ever since the entire Muhammad cartoon riots, I've been wondering if Christianity had ever been offended as badly as the Islam had been.
Well, I found it!
Alice Cooper - Herods song (http://www.alicecoopershow.co.uk/sounds/mp3/herod.mp3)
All you devote Christians out there:
Does this offend you?
How bad?
Gold n Green
2007-04-29, 10:43
The lyrics are good.
He's saying he really likes Jesus I think.
You can't get offended by that song, he's just expressing how Jesus is to him. For him Jesus is above what he as a person is though, so how can he be content?
ArgonPlasma2000
2007-04-30, 00:29
Not offensive in the least. Lots of people in the Bible said mostly the same thing about proving himself to them. Catchy and decadent in a Las Vegas show type of way though.
Ive seen far more offensive things than that, like a pic of a tatoo of Jesus fucking a clone on himself on a spin of a popular vanity phrase. Still, no bricks were thrown by me.
Hare_Geist
2007-04-30, 01:05
Uhm... that song is from Jesus Technicolor Dream Coat. If you want to show them something "really offensive", show them the "Jerry Springer Christmas Special", where Jesus is a big, fat gay man in a diaper.
boozehound420
2007-04-30, 01:29
Uhm... that song is from Jesus Technicolor Dream Coat. If you want to show them something "really offensive", show them the "Jerry Springer Christmas Special", where Jesus is a big, fat gay man in a diaper.
or the recent south park episode
ArgonPlasma2000
2007-04-30, 01:48
Still not offensive.
Hare_Geist
2007-04-30, 02:34
or the recent south park episode
We don't get South Park here in the UK until months after its been shown in the US. Unless you're talking about the one where a statue of the virgin Mary shoots blood out of its vagina, what be you referring to?
Badger of Doom
2007-04-30, 03:47
http://allabout-sp.net/season11/1105extra.php
Is this the one? Anyways I think things like this may be more offensive then that.
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9499/fuckyoursinsak7.jpg
ArgonPlasma2000
2007-04-30, 04:30
That pic is sac-religious, but it is somewhat comical and makes me laugh a little.
Keep in mind, you are talking to someone who has read through the entire archives of ogrish, so you will have a tough time offending me without posting animal cruelty pics or vids.
Though that pic does remind you of what Jesus could have done. He could have wimped out at any time, called his angel homies, and slaughtered the Jews and Romans.
I thought the episode was fairly humorous, and Stan did have a good point about idiotic Easter egg traditions. Nothing truely blasphemous, to be honest. The glaive weapon reference at the end was funny.
Gold n Green
2007-04-30, 09:28
Comedians are freer than most people. They put effort in to making others laugh, often at their own expense.
So how can Southpark be offensive if all the creators are doing is trying to amuse?
Masta Thief
2007-04-30, 19:49
Not really offensive to me, it makes me think hes an idiot tho, but still remember kid i aint a muslim nor am i black or any other race or culture! It seems today white christians are the only people that dont cry like bitches when someone makes fun of them! haha
Black rapper guy- "psh crackers are bitches"
White guy- "ya well your a nigger"
Blacker rapper guy-"sniff**(crying) shut up you cant say that, im suing!!!"
Rev. Al Sharpton-" RACIST!!! Death to the white guy!"
hahahaha
Gold n Green
2007-04-30, 20:21
If you can see this I really have nothing to live for. Tell me about what you can see. Do for me what I did for you.
AngryFemme
2007-05-01, 15:00
It seems today white christians are the only people that dont cry like bitches when someone makes fun of them! haha
NOW Masta -
I've seen you throw your share of bitch fits in here.
'Fess up.
Masta Thief
2007-05-01, 18:44
NOW Masta -
I've seen you throw your share of bitch fits in here.
'Fess up.
ya but thats an arguement dumbass!
AngryFemme
2007-05-01, 20:32
It's not my fault that all your arguments come out sounding like bitch-fits. I've yet to see you produce a valid one, let alone one that wasn't centered around bitching, and calling people names.
Masta Thief
2007-05-01, 21:08
It's not my fault that all your arguments come out sounding like bitch-fits. I've yet to see you produce a valid one, let alone one that wasn't centered around bitching, and calling people names.
your retardedness astounds me!
Mokothar
2007-05-01, 21:23
Holy mother of irony :rolleyes:
AngryFemme
2007-05-01, 21:26
Dumber than a box of permed, blonde hair.
Mercy. What a last-resort method I've chosen here.
Twisted_Ferret
2007-05-04, 03:23
Uhm... that song is from Jesus Technicolor Dream Coat.
Isn't it from "Jesus Christ Superstar"? The Technicolor Dream Coat thing is Joseph's.
MasterPython
2007-05-04, 06:42
All you devote Christians out there:
Does this offend you?
How bad?
Alot of devote Christians didn't like Jesus Christ Superstar. It made Jesus look too human.
If it came out today it would probably make Muslims riot and stuff. There were protests over the Davinci Code for the way it portrayed the Prophet Jesus.
Hare_Geist
2007-05-04, 06:46
Isn't it from "Jesus Christ Superstar"? The Technicolor Dream Coat thing is Joseph's.
LMAO, I can't believe I said "Jesus Technicolor Dream Coat". Where the hell was my mind when I wrote that? X¬D
H a r o l d
2007-05-04, 15:48
How about this?
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/6695/1177611333334ic3.jpg
ArgonPlasma2000
2007-05-04, 17:48
Alot of devote Christians didn't like Jesus Christ Superstar. It made Jesus look too human.
If it came out today it would probably make Muslims riot and stuff. There were protests over the Davinci Code for the way it portrayed the Prophet Jesus.
Its not that it portrays Jesus as too human, its that it portrays him as a sinner.
MasterPython
2007-05-04, 19:46
Its not that it portrays Jesus as too human, its that it portrays him as a sinner.
Same thing.
ArgonPlasma2000
2007-05-04, 20:16
Same thing.
Kicking back with Jesus and watching a football game is one thing, but to say that he gets drunk and has sex with prostitutes is QUITE another.