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shitty wok
2007-05-02, 01:37
I have officially been reunited with faith. Such a glorious feeling this is! Now I can make sense of good, evil and creation. My life is on the right path and hopefully His strength will guide me =D

This is the one true god I have found, if anyone else has, or already has found the only real enlightenment, please feel free to contribute to this most holy of threads.

http://www.itchstudios.com/psg/other/fsm.jpg

SAMMY249
2007-05-02, 02:04
What ever happened to satire that had a valid point....

O wait heres some

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Political_Zoo

dead_people_killer
2007-05-02, 02:04
Holy man open up your eyes
To the ways of the world you've been so blind
As the walls of religion come crashing down
How's the ignorance taste the second time around

Tell me how it feels knowing chaos will never end
Tell me what it's like when the celebration begins

Welcome to the horror of the revelation
Tell me what you think of your savior now
I reject all the biblical views of the truth
Dismiss it as the folklore of the times
I won't be force fed prophecies
From a book of untruths for the weakest mind
Join the new faith for the celebration
Cult of new faith fuels the devastation

Holy man come and worship me
I am all that you ever wanted to be
I'm the life of indulgence you never knew
The epitome of evil shining through

Tell me how it feels knowing chaos will never end
Tell me what it's like when the celebration begins

Welcome to the horror of the revelation
Tell me what you think of your savior now
I reject all the biblical views of the truth
Dismiss it as the folklore of the times
I won't be force fed prophecies
From a book of untruths for the weakest mind
I keep the bible in a pool of blood
So that none of its lies can affect me

This is new faith
A different way of life
Witness the shame
See for yourself the lies
I'll take the fight
Bring it every time, any time
Refuse to let them win
My heresy begins

Pray for life - wish for death
Pray for life - know in time you'll pray for death

Tear it away
It lives inside your mind
Silence the fear
That keeps you pure inside
Now you can see
Life's atrocities endlessly
Witness the miracle
Witness the miracle

Pray for life - wish for death
Pray for life - with every breath
You'll pray for death - you'll pray for death
Embrace new faith, embrace new faith
Yeah, new faith - yeah, new faith.

Elephantitis Man
2007-05-02, 05:23
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is putting on an all day concert at my university next week. :D

dead_people_killer
2007-05-02, 05:46
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is putting on an all day concert at my university next week. :D

I belong to the Church of Slayer, if that wasnt obvious before.

But i hear those Flying Spaghetti Monster guys rock hard as hell, nonetheless.

Elephantitis Man
2007-05-02, 07:44
I belong to the Church of Slayer, if that wasnt obvious before.

But i hear those Flying Spaghetti Monster guys rock hard as hell, nonetheless.

Hehe. Not a band, the Pastafarians (FSM worshippers) are just organizing the concert and having a bunch of bands come on campus and play, plus hosting a bunch of games and giving out free food and shit.

shitty wok
2007-05-02, 19:49
What ever happened to satire that had a valid point....

O wait heres some

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Political_Zoo

fail, he told gay people to get aids and die. Even if you disagree with gay marriage, anyone sensible would oppose this guy.

dead_people_killer
2007-05-02, 20:35
fail, he told gay people to get aids and die. Even if you disagree with gay marriage, anyone sensible would oppose this guy.

If you ever listen to him, he sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic. He thinks everyone is denying him on their shows because they are afraid of him and that he is the only one who knows truth.

The guy is a looney toon. He needs the professional help that Tom Cruise is so against.

dead_people_killer
2007-05-02, 20:36
Hehe. Not a band, the Pastafarians (FSM worshippers) are just organizing the concert and having a bunch of bands come on campus and play, plus hosting a bunch of games and giving out free food and shit.

What kind of bands are going to be there?

SAMMY249
2007-05-03, 02:04
fail, he told gay people to get aids and die. Even if you disagree with gay marriage, anyone sensible would oppose this guy.

Fail, you are spreading bullshit he did no such thing.

dead_people_killer
2007-05-03, 02:06
Fail, you are spreading bullshit he did no such thing.

"Oh, you're one of the sodomites," Savage said. "You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it."

Fucking fail yourself, asshole.

Do some research before being a dick. It took me all of 10 seconds to find that.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2003-07-07-talk-host-fired_x.htm

SAMMY249
2007-05-03, 02:11
Ya, I know he said that look at what he says you moron he tells THAT SODOMITE to get aids and die not fags.

*looks at board* check and mate

Do some reading before trying to one up me when you dont know what the hell your talking about.

dead_people_killer
2007-05-03, 02:15
Ya, I know he said that look at what he says you moron he tells THAT SODOMITE to get aids and die not fags.

*looks at board* check and mate

Do some reading before trying to one up me when you dont know what the hell your talking about.

He said it. You lose. I win.

Fucking dumbass.

SAMMY249
2007-05-03, 02:20
If you would actually read the other guys post he said "he told gay people to get aids and die." (I quoted it because you apparently dont know how to read any posts except mine) then I said "you are spreading bullshit he did no such thing." and why do I say he said no such thing well lets take a look at your post when you quoted Savage ""Oh, you're one of the sodomites,"Savage said. "You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it." He never ever said in that sentence gay people. Im sorry you lose, get over it.

dead_people_killer
2007-05-03, 02:24
If you would actually read the other guys post he said "he told gay people to get aids and die." (I quoted it because you apparently dont know how to read any posts except mine) then I said "you are spreading bullshit he did no such thing." and why do I say he said no such thing well lets take a look at your post when you quoted Savage ""Oh, you're one of the sodomites,"Savage said. "You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it." He never ever said in that sentence gay people. Im sorry you lose, get over it.

The comment was directed at a gay person without knowing anything more about him than he was gay.

That is hate toward an entire group of people.

You are an asshat and a fucking moron for even TRYING to defend Savage on this.

So i say again: He said it. You lose. I win.

SAMMY249
2007-05-03, 02:28
The comment was directed at a gay person without knowing anything more about him than he was gay.

That is hate toward an entire group of people.

You are an asshat and a fucking moron for even TRYING to defend Savage on this.

So i say again: He said it. You lose. I win.

It was a prank call so he probably wasnt gay he just wanted to get him mad and on top of that sodomite covers more than just homosexuals so stfu because I never said anything more than he didnt say "gay people should get aids and die" now go choke on a sausage.

dead_people_killer
2007-05-03, 02:34
It was a prank call so he probably wasnt gay he just wanted to get him mad and on top of that sodomite covers more than just homosexuals so stfu because I never said anything more than he didnt say "gay people should get aids and die" now go choke on a sausage.

He identified himself as a "sodomite" after being prompted.

Sodomite is defined as "one who engages in sodomy"

Sodomy is defined as "anal or oral copulation with a member of the same sex"

hence, the caller either was gay or was pretending to be gay. regardless, Savage didnt know either way.

Savage directed the comment at the caller without knowing anything further than the caller was gay (or, according to your logic, pretending to be gay).

So, for a third time: He said it. You lose. I win.

SAMMY249
2007-05-03, 02:37
Hmmm it loks lyk ths lnk sais yur rong.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy

dead_people_killer
2007-05-03, 02:39
Hmmm it loks lyk ths lnk sais yur rong.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy

Yeah, because wikipedia is dead on balls accurate.

You are an idiot.

He said it. You lose. I win.

SAMMY249
2007-05-03, 02:55
Yeah, because wikipedia is dead on balls accurate.

You are an idiot.

He said it. You lose. I win.

OMFG you are hopeless but what the hell

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Sodomite

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=OV6&defl=en&q=define:sodomite&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title

http://www.answers.com/topic/sodomy

All these say it is not exclusively homosexual acts whats that...you want more ok

http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/s/s0535100.html

http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/sodomite

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_law

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/sodomy

Now that i have owned you please STFU!!!!!

dead_people_killer
2007-05-03, 03:15
Ok, Lets look at this then.

Savage is talking about someone who only mentions other men. Unless he was sodomizing himself, he is gay.

He later says that he wants someone who "didn't have a nice night in the bathhouse who's angry at me today." That means gay.

He wasnt fucking a horse on the plane, so he is gay.

GLAAD weighed in on the topic, because Savage was talking to a gay guy.

Not only that, but look at the fucking headline "MSNBC fires Michael Savage after anti-gay comments"

Savage spewed hate at someone because they were gay. He knew nothing else about them, other than they were gay.

You are defending someone who tells someone to get AIDS and die, then to choke on a sausage. You are a pathetic excuse for a human being.

Oh, and.......

He said it. You lose. I win.

END OF FUCKING DEBATE.

SAMMY249
2007-05-03, 03:21
People say nappy headed hoes was racist but that dosnt make it so and the rest was complete crap gay people should get aids and die because they deserve it just like both me and you deserve alot of things we never get. The only reason glaad got involved is because they are like you and dont know their dictionary. He also knew that the man was an asshole because he called in to prank call him and insult his teeth. Sometimes gay people call in but he dosnt spew hate at them he owns them logically. Your a complete moron.

dead_people_killer
2007-05-03, 03:41
You are STILL trying to defend his shit and your own?

Are you THAT dense?

http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1620
Fired for homophobic remarks.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2003-07-07-talk-host-fired_x.htm
fired for anti-gay comments

http://www.offthekuff.com/mt/archives/002086.html
fired for anti-gay remarks

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3054136.stm
fired for anti-gay comments

Regardless of whether or not the caller was gay (which he claimed to be), the comments were anti-gay. He has a long history of irrational hate towards gays. Its a fact.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200406150007

http://mediamatters.org/items/200702270015

http://mediamatters.org/items/200704020011

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2007/02/michael-savage-on-gay-parenting.html

http://gay.netscape.com/story/2007/03/22/michael-savage-called-transgender-murder-victim-a-psychopath-and-a-freak/

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/individuals/michael_savage/


You call all of that "owning them logically"? No wonder you defend this fuck.

He said it. He is a hate-filled asshole, as are you.

YOU LOSE. I WIN. END OF MOTHERFUCKING DEBATE.

SAMMY249
2007-05-03, 03:49
I see that you copied what i did so i will say that

1. MSNBC knew what they were getting into.

2. Yes right wing watch is really trustworthy.

3. He dosnt hate homosexuals.

4. He owns homosexual CALLERS logically.

5. Your just trolling because there is no way someone can be this illiterate.

You need to READ POSTS i was right from the beginig by saying elephantitis man was misquoting Savage and since that is how the debate started you lose and how bout you actually listen to him instead of taking in this bullshit from other sources the call in and see if you can out debate him although he would probablly kick you off if this is an indication of how you would talk to him.

dead_people_killer
2007-05-03, 04:03
It is no longer reasonable to debate you. You actually think he was right in attacking gays for no reason. You claim that he doesnt hate gays, yet I have proven to the contrary. You have ceased to use your mental facilities to a constructive end and therefore are of no more use to the human race.

He said it. You lose. I win.

END

OF

DEBATE.

SAMMY249
2007-05-03, 04:32
"You actually think he was right in attacking gays for no reason."

I never said that and the caller attacked him first.

"You claim that he doesnt hate gays, yet I have proven to the contrary."

No you have proven he hates homosexuality THERE IS A DIFFERENCE YOU MORON

"You have ceased to use your mental facilities to a constructive end and therefore are of no more use to the human race."

And you are a fucking moron who likes to take things out of context, misquote, misrepresent, and just be a total fucking idiot concerning the English language.