I am, I've known for a very long time too. I come from a very well known family line, and people who are chosen can see a visible marking on my forehead. The Marking is exactly the same as the one that was found on the casket of Jesus that was in the news. I'm here, I've been here for some time. Soon though, I will be leaving to a safer place while you will all have to live through terrible times. If you don't think this is the End, you are wrong. Terrible people are making this the End, as a one last grasp at trying to retain power, they all end up with nothing. Some of you will wise up, others will follow along.

You're probably wondering why I would come on to a site like this and tell people right? Why not, I know people better than you know yourselves, and you will deny because its typical human behaviour to deny. Denial of truth has always been the downfall of humanity, so it is a likely result most of you will follow. To those who can see the truth, know that you have no worries if you deny this world, as the world is one where evil thrives and controls the masses.

Those who wish to know the knowledge that brings humanity to peace will recieve it. Those who wish to corrupt it will find themselves in a world of like minded individuals, and it's not pleasent.

Any Questions?

Nobody ever believes me.

Nobody ever believes me.

You almost had me there until your spelling and grammar fell apart. I was just getting ready to fall down and repent, but quickly realized that Christ would have taken the time to spell check his post.

Trickster.

Not Goatse. (http://obstinate.org/images/blog/goatse_ring.gif)

Not Goatse. (http://obstinate.org/images/blog/goatse_ring.gif)

^ Symbolic Goatse. niiiiiice

Not Goatse. (http://obstinate.org/images/blog/goatse_ring.gif)

I lawled

jesus ascended into heaven right? So jesus having a casket would imply either he didnt ascend to heaven voiding the assertion that jesus was divine, or its a fake, either way, saying you have the same markings gives you away. Did you really expect anyone guillible enough to believe you? Jesus wasn't divine anyway, they decided he was divine at the council of mycenea a couple hundred years later, I really wish people with good philosophies would stop trying to dress them up as religion. It's what evey prophet and religious figure has done, they had an idea that could save the world but they didn't think people would buy in so they dressed it up in the clothing of a religion to appeal to the guillible people.

AngryFemme- I'm not a writer, I'm a speaker. The way my brain works I have to translate everything I say into a medium that you'll understand, and english is a pathetic language for explaining many things in written form, as expression and emphasism is key to communicating. Why does my spelling matter anyways? You are a woman of science, and many of your favourite figures likely made spelling mistakes too in their writings, so is their work less important as a result?

Mindovermusic- So, where is this heaven that he ascended too? You must be an expert on heavenly ascension. It's a spritual ascension, not a physical. You don't take your body with you. It's the reason I've been reborn on earth, or I'd come back from the fourth dimension as nothing more than a ghost. How would I walk around, experience the planet and understand it's inhabitants if I had no vessel to travel? Why don't I just cross the North Atlantic without a ship. Even I'm held within the constraints of the physical world when I'm part of it. Jesus never actually created Christianity, the followers of his teachings did anyways. Jesus set an example, people turned into books, and not even completely accurate books I might add.

I'm only doubted because of this grand vision that people have created for my return is so much more fantastic than it will be. It's like little kids seeing a Toy commercial, and then when they get the toy and they're dissappointed, even if the toy is pretty cool, but the hype was better. Honestly, most Christians are going to be pretty upset cause not a lot of you are going to get any special treatment. All those Sundays and praying was just a big waste of time, cause all you had to do is have good motives and actions. Church was the guide, not salvation. The religion made in Jesus' name has been so twisted over the years that it doesn't even make sense. More people are damning themselves in the name of Christ than being saved.

Go out into the world and make it a better place, as it is your home too.

You're a looney. You gonna bite my legs off now?


As for the "If jesus had a casket, it invalidates the entire rising to heaven" theory, if you really read what it says, it was a spiritual ascention.

However, I dont take the bible to be literal truth in the first place. Good stories with moral lessons, yes, but not necessarily true.

Go out into the world and make it a better place, as it is your home too.

I did that today, as a matter of fact. Now - what have YOU done to make the earth a better place? You're the reigning slum-lord. Make something happen. Clean this place up a little bit, wouldya?!

Question: Assuming you are infact the second coming of christ personified, i assume you want followers in order to fulfill your divine purpose.

As such, what do you want US, the denizens of Totse.com to do about the end of the world?

Question 2: What do you think of the bible?

the corporal ascension is asserted as a fact by devout chistians, there is a whole chapter on how they couldn't find his body. But I agree, yes it is easy to metaphor your way around it. And the fourth dimension is time.

You're probably wondering why I would come on to a site like this and tell people right? Why not, I know people better than you know yourselves, and you will deny because its typical human behaviour to deny. Denial of truth has always been the downfall of humanity, so it is a likely result most of you will follow. To those who can see the truth, know that you have no worries if you deny this world, as the world is one where evil thrives and controls the masses.

Any Questions?

But Jesus, if we weren't skeptical of things, if we needed no evidence to believe anything, we'd just believe everything we are ever told. Then we would end up with a whole set of contradictory beliefs (not to mention being mindless, gullible zombies).

Believing everything we hear is a path to downfall as well.

You're a looney. You gonna bite my legs off now?


As for the "If jesus had a casket, it invalidates the entire rising to heaven" theory, if you really read what it says, it was a spiritual ascention.

However, I dont take the bible to be literal truth in the first place. Good stories with moral lessons, yes, but not necessarily true.

It also says that Christ was of an immaculate conception, when really mary was a princess, Joseph wasn't the father, but a king from another land who sewed his seed in secret. The holy bloodline on earth is something much different than what followers of Christianity believe. Genes are a Code, and when certain codes line up you get a Christ. Jesus was predictable through purposeful breeding tactics, where as I'm a product of out breeding, and then recondensing the genes into one being again. How else could they hide the line.

Much of the Bible isn't true, some of it is downright proposterous. If it couldn't be done today, it wasn't done back then.

I did that today, as a matter of fact. Now - what have YOU done to make the earth a better place? You're the reigning slum-lord. Make something happen. Clean this place up a little bit, wouldya?!

Please tell me, what do you think I should make better?
End starvation, Global warming, pollution, war, etc... and turn the world into a utopia? I don't dictate people's will, and the solutions to such problems are probably less desireable to you then the problem itself. These things will end in good time, but not right now. According to me the world is right on track, and everything is how it should be. After all, it hasn't gotten bad enough yet that people see the error of their ways, has it? Don't blame me for what will come, it's a collective fault.

Question: Assuming you are infact the second coming of christ personified, i assume you want followers in order to fulfill your divine purpose.

As such, what do you want US, the denizens of Totse.com to do about the end of the world?

Question 2: What do you think of the bible?

Tell people that this didn't have to happen. The apocalypse didn't have to happen, humanity followed a path that lead to it. Live your life and learn to understand why the world has become what it has, and resist its downfall. You can't stop it, but the desire for a better world and acting on it, is what will save you all in the end.

the corporal ascension is asserted as a fact by devout chistians, there is a whole chapter on how they couldn't find his body. But I agree, yes it is easy to metaphor your way around it. And the fourth dimension is time.

Sorry, it was supposed to be fourth and fifth dimensions. They didn't find his body, cause it was burried elsewhere from where they believed. They did find the tomb in different location from where they thought, didn't they?

the story of golgatha has been so bastardized no one knows what the fuck happened. Supposedly it was on a hill but no, it was in a quarry on a small mound of rock that looked like a skull, and jesus was put into the tomb of joseph of arimathea as a temporary storage place, they were going to move his body to be with the rest of his family but they couldnt find it. And your dimensional analysis confuses me, the forth and fifth dimensions are time and probability(all possible timelines) respectively

Omnipotent beings can spell. Everyone stop posting until a miracle is performed.

Omnipotent beings can spell. Everyone stop posting until a miracle is performed.

Open your eyes, man. It's a bloody miracle any of us are even breathing right now.

It is a miracle that this psycho is allowed to be on the internet. Usually, people who think they are christ and actually proclaim so are put into straightjackets and locked up so they cant hurt themselves.

Open your eyes, man. It's a bloody miracle any of us are even breathing right now.
Always discriminating against the breathing-impaired, Rizzo. :(

Always discriminating against the breathing-impaired, Rizzo. :(

Tell my agent to send out an apology.

the story of golgatha has been so bastardized no one knows what the fuck happened. Supposedly it was on a hill but no, it was in a quarry on a small mound of rock that looked like a skull, and jesus was put into the tomb of joseph of arimathea as a temporary storage place, they were going to move his body to be with the rest of his family but they couldnt find it. And your dimensional analysis confuses me, the forth and fifth dimensions are time and probability(all possible timelines) respectively

Heaven and Hell are a place and time. Where do you think Jesus went?

he didn't go anywhere, he "ascended" to heaven which is its own set of dimensions. Although originally they believed heaven was above the clouds, but modern science sure tooled that belief. Anyways, he would have come back from every dimension in an alternate plane, saying he came back from the fourth and fifth is implying that he intertwined himself with time and possible time lines and came back from that. Which doesn't make any sense. But you're all knowing, so you should know that.

I believe you.

Am I saved?

my cousin thinks hes jesus too.

how cant there be two jesuses??

Well, if you are Christ than I am too, because according to your teachings everyone can have a god experience because god is inside all of us.

You can make your life heaven and you can make your life hell, because reality is what you make of it.

Why am I telling you this when you already know? Supposing you and I really are Christs.

if you metaphor well, and you accept that jesus if he was really the founder of christianity, was really just a great philosopher who bullshitted people so that he could get more people to listen, you can see that heaven and hell are really just the worldly products of action. If you are positive and good to your neighbour, your life will be a worldly heaven, and the opposite for negative actions. Christ never claimed to be the begotten son of god, you can see this when he talks to Mary Magdelan he talks as though we are all children of god, his condition was no different.

Eli Eli Lama Sabach Thani!

In assuming you are:

since when were you aware that you were truly the 2nd coming of christ personified?

was there a process of events that led you to believe you are jesus?

Surely, you can't believe that you are in any way more divine than the rest of us due to a scar on your body.

lol, dont you guys see what this troll is doing? Fucking idiot. In revelations it says that there will be many pretenders to the identity of christ and this asshole poster is just verifying the gullibility of even the most anti conformist people...i.e. totseans.

Yet here are people giving this guy extra respect than is due. Dont. He is a person and therefore deserves to be treated like an equal just like EVERYONE ELSE.

Since when was Jesus scathing, insecure, and continuously insistent on his divinity. He wasnt. When talking to a person he would say "I am God" once and from there he would preach about virtue and acceptance of God. YOU SIR are no jesus. Not even a good pretender.

Its a shame that people like this exist >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNz8I-ZDMo&mode=related&search=

Anyone can be christ, its just a matter of who becomes spiritually enlightened and steps up first.

why try to step into the shoes of a past individual
if I'm going to save the world I'm doing it on my own terms. I recommend the same for anyone who has achieved said level of enlightenment.

why try to step into the shoes of a past individual
if I'm going to save the world I'm doing it on my own terms. I recommend the same for anyone who has achieved said level of enlightenment.

Thats the point, being a christ figure, not actually being jesus christ, infact with this generation, it will most likely take multiple christ figures to make a change.

I am, I've known for a very long time too. I come from a very well known family line, and people who are chosen can see a visible marking on my forehead. The Marking is exactly the same as the one that was found on the casket of Jesus that was in the news.

Let me guess, this marking is in the shape of a lightning bolt?

This should end all debate on this issue.

2007-04-18, 15:01
easeoflife22
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Re: Is Christ here right now?

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Here's a theoretical Question.

How would your responces differ I was Christ? ( I'm not) Especially you Masta Thief. Would you give up your beloved bible to follow a Christ who told you that it's corrupt?



Either you were lying in your other post (why would you, you're Christ). Or, you really aren't. However, I'm pretty sure I understand what you are saying by making such a statement and I applaud you for trying to gradually change things, but for the sake of keeping your point intact I won't reveal it here. You may email me about it if you wish.

I AM CHRIST.

This pretender, is the false prophet so foretold in the Bible.

I have nearly died, but was brought back from the brink of death.

Thus I AM CHRIST.

Both of you are batshit insane and should immediately seek the nearest 'I love me jacket' dealer.

Both of you are batshit insane and should immediately seek the nearest 'I love me jacket' dealer.

Humorous.

If there is a Christ, he wouldn't tell a damned person after that insane shit in Revelation. 'Many pretenders will come'...yeah, Christ, being a god, would somehow fuck-up and let half the world miss him by claiming his throne too soon? If Christ is perfect and sinless as a god should be, then wouldn't he reveal himself to all? After all, the sin is a lie, thus divinity must be the truth? If he is truth, to be perfect and sinless, he would have to be where everyone would know him so that a lie could be no more. If Revelation is more than poetry, salvation comes after all the false prophets have claimed their insanity. Salvation comes after the greatest false prophet rules the world. Salvation comes at Armageddon after the last two faithful men on Earth are killed.

Humorous.

If there is a Christ, he wouldn't tell a damned person after that insane shit in Revelation. 'Many pretenders will come'...yeah, Christ, being a god, would somehow fuck-up and let half the world miss him by claiming his throne too soon? If Christ is perfect and sinless as a god should be, then wouldn't he reveal himself to all? After all, the sin is a lie, thus divinity must be the truth? If he is truth, to be perfect and sinless, he would have to be where everyone would know him so that a lie could be no more. If Revelation is more than poetry, salvation comes after all the false prophets have claimed their insanity. Salvation comes after the greatest false prophet rules the world. Salvation comes at Armageddon after the last two faithful men on Earth are killed.

Christ is not a god, neither are any of the prophets of our time. The christ figures are just merely sane people, in a world filled with insane people, standing up to make a change.

Though, as a christian I differ in regards to christs divinity but...man you are so right.

just merely sane people, in a world filled with insane people, standing up to make a change.

That describes the secular agenda to a T.

jesus ascended into heaven right? So jesus having a casket would imply either he didnt ascend to heaven voiding the assertion that jesus was divine, or its a fake, either way, saying you have the same markings gives you away. Did you really expect anyone guillible enough to believe you? Jesus wasn't divine anyway, they decided he was divine at the council of mycenea a couple hundred years later, I really wish people with good philosophies would stop trying to dress them up as religion. It's what evey prophet and religious figure has done, they had an idea that could save the world but they didn't think people would buy in so they dressed it up in the clothing of a religion to appeal to the guillible people.
Many scholars agree that the caskets they found were not the caskets of Jesus,
The translations they had for jesus(which was a VERY common name back then) also could be translated to something else.

For some reason I still laugh every time I read this title 'cause of how you spelled seriously.

Hexidecimal- Did it never occur to you that the insane shit in revelations is so that Christ could walk amongst the liars and only the truly worthy would be able to distinguish him amongst the others? Remember, a good thief in the night?

Much like a pick pocket blends in with the crowd.

I won't give you any miracles, only a warning that the time is approaching. I don't want any followers right now. If you asked me who I was, I would deny you that knowledge. I'm not exactly taking the best route to achieve fame here either, so i definitely wouldn't make much of a false prophet. I'll even tell you that we can't even fix the world without the apocalypse. Anyone who tells you that we can, is an outright liar.

Hexidecimal- Did it never occur to you that the insane shit in revelations is so that Christ could walk amongst the liars and only the truly worthy would be able to distinguish him amongst the others? Remember, a good thief in the night?

Much like a pick pocket blends in with the crowd.

I won't give you any miracles, only a warning that the time is approaching. I don't want any followers right now. If you asked me who I was, I would deny you that knowledge. I'm not exactly taking the best route to achieve fame here either, so i definitely wouldn't make much of a false prophet. I'll even tell you that we can't even fix the world without the apocalypse. Anyone who tells you that we can, is an outright liar.

So basically, we wait until you die and then call you a liar? That's cool with me. I just wouldn't advertise you address - the guys from W&C will come looking to prove/disprove your deity : ).

I am, I've known for a very long time too. I come from a very well known family line, and people who are chosen can see a visible marking on my forehead. The Marking is exactly the same as the one that was found on the casket of Jesus that was in the news. I'm here, I've been here for some time. Soon though, I will be leaving to a safer place while you will all have to live through terrible times. If you don't think this is the End, you are wrong. Terrible people are making this the End, as a one last grasp at trying to retain power, they all end up with nothing. Some of you will wise up, others will follow along.

You're probably wondering why I would come on to a site like this and tell people right? Why not, I know people better than you know yourselves, and you will deny because its typical human behaviour to deny. Denial of truth has always been the downfall of humanity, so it is a likely result most of you will follow. To those who can see the truth, know that you have no worries if you deny this world, as the world is one where evil thrives and controls the masses.

Those who wish to know the knowledge that brings humanity to peace will recieve it. Those who wish to corrupt it will find themselves in a world of like minded individuals, and it's not pleasent.

Any Questions?

Why in Blue Perfect Hell would you post on Totse to tell people you are christ? Considering it is a haven for people with no faith whatsoever.

If you are christ, you are a stupid christ.

You fucking son of a bitch, you stole this from me. You may be grown up son, but your still getting an ass whipping when you come home to night.

Why in Blue Perfect Hell would you post on Totse to tell people you are christ? Considering it is a haven for people with no faith whatsoever.

If you are christ, you are a stupid christ.


Cut him some slack! I'm sure anyone that survived being nailed to a cross and slowly bleeding to death would suffer extreme PTSD afterward. ;)

Cut him some slack! I'm sure anyone that survived being nailed to a cross and slowly bleeding to death would suffer extreme PTSD afterward. ;)

That really made me laugh.

Hexidecimal- Did it never occur to you that the insane shit in revelations is so that Christ could walk amongst the liars and only the truly worthy would be able to distinguish him amongst the others? Remember, a good thief in the night?

Much like a pick pocket blends in with the crowd.

I won't give you any miracles, only a warning that the time is approaching. I don't want any followers right now. If you asked me who I was, I would deny you that knowledge. I'm not exactly taking the best route to achieve fame here either, so i definitely wouldn't make much of a false prophet. I'll even tell you that we can't even fix the world without the apocalypse. Anyone who tells you that we can, is an outright liar.

The thing is, being Christ, you'd be well aware that I could find your address in under 15 seconds just because you've posted a message online. The mere claim of being Christ brings attention. If you didn't want followers right now, you wouldn't have made the claim. You can not deny a person information that exists in the physical world, even if it is in the form of 1s and 0s.

Also, on the false prophet basis: The ultimate false prophet would be a near carbon copy of 't3h Christ', them being one of the few people aware of how full of shit they are.

I'll even tell you that we can't even fix the world without the apocalypse. Anyone who tells you that we can, is an outright liar.

Now you're definitely full of shit. Apocalypse is a form of writing, not an event. Armageddon is what your troll post was looking for. And also, it doesn't take Christ to know that. A quick glance at human nature will let you know that this shit can't be fixed without the most extreme of divine intervention.

Nice try, though.

Christ is not a god, neither are any of the prophets of our time. The christ figures are just merely sane people, in a world filled with insane people, standing up to make a change.

I think you missed the 'If'. :P

look up apocalypse, it means lifting the veil but is taken nowadays to mean end of the world. Apocrypha(l) is the style of writting.

Hail Odin

Anyone can be christ, its just a matter of who becomes spiritually enlightened and steps up first.

um... do you remember what they did last time?