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behindthemask
2007-05-12, 07:01
I was thinking of starting my own religion. I was going to have a god named Notorious and he was going to be a god that didn't give a shit. He honestly doesn't care about us and couldn't care what we do. You must appease him though so he can eat at Mc Donalds in the form of an old Asian man. He demands chaos and fire as compensation for life. He brings life but better yet, he brings death. The ultimate adventure. Come join the ranks of Stronaws that will praise him and keep him alive as long as possible. For without him there will be no more new life and no more death. And without the end in sight there's no way to measure life. Life will become never ending torture. Become a stronaw today!
What do you guys think? Any new converts?
SAMMY249
2007-05-12, 07:05
I was banned from a zombie server by someone named Notorious go suck a cock.
Rolloffle
2007-05-12, 09:45
You'll see which religion is right when the God of Israel casts you forever into hell. ;)
behindthemask
2007-05-12, 15:29
My new religions isn't doing so good... I better tell them if they don't worship notorious the world will virtually end!
You'll see which religion is right when the God of Israel casts you forever into hell. ;)
My my... how Christian of you.
MasterPython
2007-05-12, 21:28
In most Canadian provinces you need to have a large number of adherants before you can ordain people and be an official church.
mindovermusic
2007-05-12, 23:05
the ultimate religion is the one where to obtain salvation you must know about the religion and not believe it (or any religion)
behindthemask
2007-05-14, 04:45
So far I have 1 member which is myself. Damn...
Starsword
2007-05-14, 05:35
This religion sucks. A religion where you appease the god and he still doesn't care? Suck my butthole, Notorious.
EvilJesus
2007-05-14, 07:15
http://apath.org/creating_religion.html
Don't forget to read this page!
HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION IN TEN EASY STEPS!
CHUPAVER
2007-05-14, 07:19
Sounds pretty gay, like scientology.
given all the 'teaching's that 99% of us were brought up with i would say the best way to appease the 'god' we all know and 'fear' is to be rastafarian.
glutamate antagonist
2007-05-17, 17:11
Reading this will give you a good idea of why religion is successful.
http://www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/thoughts.html
glutamate antagonist
2007-05-17, 17:21
http://apath.org/creating_religion.html
Don't forget to read this page!
HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION IN TEN EASY STEPS!
haha, reading this, I was thinking how much fun a game where you create a religion and have to spread it would be. Like B&W, but no god-orientation and no supernatural shit. Just fighting to convert villages etc. All about propaganda, timing, your religion's influence, the impressiveness of your temples, the fierceness of your warriors, or dedicated pacifists.
Can use special feats depending on what powers you choose. By powers, I mean really stupid things your followers will do. Such as lighting oneself on fire, execution, etc.
I will call my game "Convert & Conquer". Or "Memewars!". Or how about "Godcraft". Who's up for a game of "Uncivilization"?
behindthemask
2007-05-18, 00:01
Who's up for a game of "Uncivilization"?
LOL I love that quote!