I can tell because he didnt have a father, only a mother, therefore he only had 23 female chromosoms.

Behold chrestanity, your messiah was a women.

God is male.

God is male.

God is a platypus

Mgcbtsooyg

God is a platypus

Perhaps even a genderless platypus.

Gods both a man and a woman and neither too. Gods heterosexual, homosexual, transexual, likes bestiality, S&M and throat fucking too. Maybe even hates all those things at the same time as well!

Its not like God has a choice....

God is a giant Escherichia coli bacterium.

God stepped out for coffee 2000 years ago and never came back.

God is Dog!
It's all in the name, boys.

wow. this thread failed quickly.

^ My thought exactly--and it was way lame to begin with.

Actually, God--being totally of spirit--is beyond gender.

^ My thought exactly--and it was way lame to begin with.

Actually, God--being totally of spirit--is beyond gender.

well well if it isnt the mod that tries to people's souls.

i wouldnt belive a word from you, your an evil spirit.

also as to complete my theory, jesus had long hair even thought he was a sand-nigger, so that must mean he was a female.

jesus was a woman, get over yourself chrestans

also as to complete my theory, jesus had long hair even thought he was a sand-nigger, so that must mean he was a female.

jesus was a woman, get over yourself chrestans

yeah doesn't the bible say something to the extent of its unacceptable for a man to have long hair but women musn't cut their hair.

well well if it isnt the mod that tries to people's souls.

i wouldnt belive a word from you, your an evil spirit.

also as to complete my theory, jesus had long hair even thought he was a sand-nigger, so that must mean he was a female.

jesus was a woman, get over yourself chrestans

What are you talking about?

God is male.


As well as nonexistent.

Actually "Jesus" is the Greek translation for "Yeshua" which was the Hebrew version of the name "Jesus".

Yeshua is a male name.

your god is dead and one cares

goin to bed god is dead the lies and truth are in my head :D

watch Dogma, god is alanis morissette, therefore a woman :D

God is a Sith lord. His name is Darth Steve, and he has a tendency to click his jaw a lot.

Jesus was a raptor. He went extinct for your sins.
http://tinyurl.com/9du9g

i highly doubt jesus is female...... but maybe

I can tell because he didnt have a father, only a mother, therefore he only had 23 female chromosoms.

Behold chrestanity, your messiah was a women.

Nah, Christians don't go by logic. They'll have some bullshit excuse like, "God made it that way, so that's how it is.".

"god" is the universe and the laws of nature that keep everything going; "god" doesnt give a shit about who you kill, steal from, and have sex with.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7044753105944203252&q=what+we+don%27t+know&hl=en

Nah, Christians don't go by logic. They'll have some bullshit excuse like, "God made it that way, so that's how it is.".

clearly god made that excuse to make things easier for his followers. if they had to explain the bible every time someone questioned their believes his followers might get a little suspicious...

Pics or it didn't happen.