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Rolloffle
2007-06-27, 05:10
I went to the MySpace page for Richard Dawkins' retarded charity, which doesn't have non-profit status by the way.
I found this hillarious comment which describes a lot of atheists;n ot all, but many.
"I wanted to add something profound and cerebral for all my fellow informed and rational atheists... but all I can think of is:
Mohammad's got smelly balls.
Sorry... I'll try to think of something better... "
chumpion
2007-06-27, 05:17
I went to the MySpace page for Richard Dawkins' retarded charity, which doesn't have non-profit status by the way.
Then it's not a charity in the eyes of the government then. Whats your point?
I didn't know he had a charity for retards....
Rolloffle
2007-06-27, 20:45
Then it's not a charity in the eyes of the government then. Whats your point?
I didn't know he had a charity for retards....
I think the message I saw, shows how a lot of atheists really think.
"I wanted to add something profound and cerebral for all my fellow informed and rational atheists... but all I can think of is:
Mohammad's got smelly balls.
Sorry... I'll try to think of something better..."
asthesunsets
2007-06-27, 20:50
Just one case . . .
Lion eats man
2007-06-27, 21:16
Not funny!
"I don't support murder or anal rape, but if some big black guy wanted to do either to a liberal like you I would give him that choice."
--Rolloffle (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=8413669#post8413669)
Next troll, please!
Badger of Doom
2007-06-27, 21:48
I found a picture that describes alot of christians.
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1193/christianitykz3.jpg
SilentMind
2007-06-28, 21:44
I went to the MySpace page for Richard Dawkins' retarded charity, which doesn't have non-profit status by the way.
I found this hillarious comment which describes a lot of atheists;n ot all, but many.
"I wanted to add something profound and cerebral for all my fellow informed and rational atheists... but all I can think of is:
Mohammad's got smelly balls.
Sorry... I'll try to think of something better... "
Speaking as an aethist, I can say that you're pretty much dead on.
1) We don't need to speak on the matter of hear sermons from other aethists, because noone needs to teach us how to think in accordance with our beliefs. Each and every one of us came to the conclusion that you're a moron without having it pounded it into our heads for three hours every week of ritual brainwashing.
2) We all commonly believe that mohammad did in fact have smelly balls.
Rolloffle
2007-06-28, 23:35
Speaking as an aethist, I can say that you're pretty much dead on.
1) We don't need to speak on the matter of hear sermons from other aethists, because noone needs to teach us how to think in accordance with our beliefs. Each and every one of us came to the conclusion that you're a moron without having it pounded it into our heads for three hours every week of ritual brainwashing.
2) We all commonly believe that mohammad did in fact have smelly balls.
None of you listen to sermons, but you all think the same... proves that satan is filling your minds with lies!
wtf? satan filling our minds with lies?
you sir are troubled...
i could just as easily turn that back on you, all christians believe the same bullshit, all muslims do, and jews... the only difference between the atheists thinking the same and the christians is that the atheists came to the conclusion on their own... in most cases that is
i poop in your cereal
2007-06-29, 02:51
I found a picture that describes alot of christians.
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1193/christianitykz3.jpg
It describes Christianity, not Christians.
SilentMind
2007-06-29, 14:52
It describes Christianity, not Christians.
If that was an attempt to defend christians, then thats a pretty stupid argument.
If you were making the point that christians and christianity have very little to do with each other, then +1.
"I don't support murder or anal rape, but if some big black guy wanted to do either to a liberal like you I would give him that choice."
--Rolloffle (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=8413669#post8413669)
Next troll, please!
This is where the thread should have ended, damn it.
Prometheum
2007-07-01, 03:10
Wow, the christians are really up about atheists on this forum lately. I guess they can't stand the fact that not only are we right, their religion is based on a cosmic zombie.
AAAArrggghh zombie want flesh AAAAAhhhhh
AngryFemme
2007-07-01, 03:46
Wow, the christians are really up about atheists on this forum lately.
Summertime trend. This too shall pass.
It's just that time of the year again when they have the most trouble admitting that they just might be wrong about a thing or two. I wonder if they could make a tampon for that...
Muhammad
2007-07-02, 15:24
*Bombs this thread*
AngryFemme
2007-07-02, 16:00
*Bombs this thread*
*Draws and publishes a cartoon depicting Allah*
Wow, the christians are really up about atheists on this forum lately. I guess they can't stand the fact that not only are we right, their religion is based on a cosmic zombie.
Actually, a nomadic tribal fertility God. Some middle eastern guy with a huge cock. Jews today compared to nomadic Jews, completely different. Unless the Jews today still want to worship a God with a huge penis as to gain its favor and be able to multiply across the world to spread each individual's last name and property rights.
socratic
2007-07-02, 21:47
None of you listen to sermons, but you all think the same... proves that satan is filling your minds with lies!
I thought Satan was an out-dated concept most rational Christians fail to believe in due to it creating a convenient loophole for assholes to justify their own misdeeds?
shitty wok
2007-07-02, 23:47
*Bombs this thread*
Worships a golden cow idol.